January 17th, 2008
January 15th, 2008
The web’s newest and most smartest cartoon, Ugbun the Ugly Bunny.
January 14th, 2008
While spending some time with my girlfriend and her grandfather this weekend, I spotted a self-portrait of him from the 80s that bore a striking resemblance to Thom Yorke from Radiohead. (Click to view large.) Creeeeeepy….
January 11th, 2008
The Cleverest Responses (44)
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So what if it’s YOUR backyard? We’ll camp where we damn well please!
~John Cocktoasten
+24
01.11.08 at 11:49 am -
You deal with Leatherface and I’ll wave my titties at the guy with the hockey mask over there.
~Jimmy McCrapplepants +4
01.11.08 at 11:50 am -
damn, those bean were powerfull, man!!!
~kaimann +2
01.11.08 at 12:02 pm -
Sigh…He’s seen “The Blair Witch Project” one too many times.
~Jeff +4
01.11.08 at 12:17 pm -
Nice hat!
~JamesSwarthow --9
01.11.08 at 12:37 pm -
C’mon, Sheila, you’ve got to remember this moment. Remember how you felt and who you were with. The atmosphere. The smell. I don’t think any of us could have predicted that terrorists would have blown up a blanket factory. They obviously just hate our freedom and comforters.
~Death to English --9
01.11.08 at 5:48 pm -
Gawd, what a dolt! He didn’t pay the rent on this tent on time, and we’re being evicted again!
~Nihilistic Neil --8
01.11.08 at 9:01 pm -
What has happened to our beautifull house?
~Alexandr --7
01.11.08 at 9:03 pm -
Did you have to poop in the tent?
~modestbrandon +0
01.12.08 at 3:01 am -
He’s severed my head and is now gazing at god.
~carliosity --3
01.12.08 at 6:04 am -
As usual, that was over quickly….
~PLCM +1
01.12.08 at 10:54 am -
Oh my Gooooood…… YOU again? Can we fuck PEACEFULLY PLEASE ???
~Havinfun --2
01.12.08 at 2:47 pm -
Didn’t knew i have to marry that jungel-slut
~kojack --8
01.12.08 at 6:05 pm -
Mmmm… Aliens? Well, I hope next time we’ll spend LSD-free weekend
~Anonymous --3
01.12.08 at 9:11 pm -
just three words: un be liveable
~Greggman +3
01.13.08 at 1:56 pm -
I hope that my boyfriend isn’t around…
~White Crow --1
01.13.08 at 3:13 pm -
Dude, lets like…
Stay out of the big blue room.
That bright yellow ball is freaking me out.
~dsheets +0
01.14.08 at 12:10 am -
He was protected… He still is ! Look his soooo nice hat !
~Pierre --5
01.14.08 at 9:50 am -
mm, my boyfriend forgot i was sharin a tent with my brother, hes got the wrong ass again….
~shags --3
01.14.08 at 2:01 pm -
Wow, they were right. You CAN actually camp out in Star Jones’ vadge.
~David --5
01.15.08 at 1:14 am -
He loves me!!
No.. really, he does!
~Loliks --8
01.15.08 at 8:46 am -
My ass hurts.
~seb +1
01.15.08 at 12:49 pm -
She: Two fuckin weeks, with this bearphobic, and he don’t touch me one hair…
He: What is that…a bear?~rorro --6
01.15.08 at 3:16 pm -
The world’s oldest unborn twins are still too shy to leave the womb
~Sparky +7
01.15.08 at 11:29 pm -
Who’d a thought we’d both fit inside Oprah Winfrey’s anus?, we should go, I think Tom Cruise is back there somewhere.
~JohnnyM --2
01.16.08 at 2:42 pm -
The british are cumming! The british are cumming!
~yo1122 --2
01.16.08 at 3:05 pm -
3 cheers for my rearted borhter, who doesnt quite understand the tent or anything around it. hip hip kfhvhkbvnzdf
~Rost --5
01.16.08 at 6:19 pm -
Oh man! We’ve had relations now 26 times in the las 18 hours. I’m just glad I drank a lot of water before we got in here!
~Zotdogg --1
01.16.08 at 6:40 pm -
I can’t believe John Cocktoasten fell for my ventriloquist routine…
~Mr Longden --4
01.16.08 at 8:48 pm -
We’re in ur tent, smokin some rocks
~dirtysanchez --5
01.17.08 at 11:00 am -
“those bean” . . . “he don’t touch me one hair” . . .”Rearted borhter” Good Lord, it’s the attack of the adolescent, semiliterate caption writers!
~Gozinga --1
01.17.08 at 3:07 pm -
fuck, una pija de 12 cm, cómo iba a imaginarme
~lecher --2
01.17.08 at 3:23 pm -
uuhhmm…goodmorning sir, are you Dutch ?
~Q --3
01.18.08 at 10:44 am -
Hope nobody sees me ass is sore?! …
~Jake --2
01.20.08 at 2:07 pm -
OOOOOOOOOOH Shit… Hi DADDY
~eher +3
01.24.08 at 11:05 am -
Her: Oh shit it’s raining…..He gonna would like me again…. he s so minus…..
Him: Oy yes rain is still there, she gonna have a headache I presume , not to sweet me….
~Anonymous --1
01.25.08 at 3:00 pm -
Now, that was a good saturday night…
~SJ +1
01.25.08 at 11:37 pm -
“Its’s too bad, we have to leave the camp today, I’d let him lick me up to the top of Mount Everest… again.”
~littlegirl +2
01.29.08 at 6:08 pm -
dad, i know what it looks like…
~player 3 +1
02.02.08 at 9:54 pm -
i hope the grizzly can satisfy me … he definitely isn`t up for the job
~Mircione +0
02.07.08 at 6:59 am -
daddy,i swear….it was dark,i was drunk…i didn`t know he was my brother….
~zebedeul +0
02.08.08 at 7:43 am -
The people a wake up to when I’m sober
~Arctic Ranger +0
02.11.08 at 1:29 am -
what can I say mum, this guy fucks with his cap on
~Anonymous +0
04.27.08 at 11:00 am -
Why is it so that the very first person who leaves a suggestion will always win, regardless of how stupid it is?
~Yet another guy visiting this website +0
08.26.08 at 4:38 pm
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January 9th, 2008
While the web is buzzing with reports about how much faster Photoshop CS3 is on Intel Macs, there’s nary an article on the impressive speed improvements in InDesign CS3. As of this writing, if you search for "indesign benchmarks" or "indesign cs3 benchmarks" you get an astonishing combined total of one result (compared to about 2,000 results for "photoshop benchmarks" and "photoshop cs3 benchmarks").
So I fired up InDesign CS2 and CS3, whipped out my stopwatch, and set out to do some InDesign CS3 benchmarks of my own. And you thought your Wednesday night was awesome!
January 9th, 2008
I discovered this morning that the iPhone is so hip, it’ll auto-suggest the proper spelling of TriBeCa. But interestingly (that is, if you find this stuff interesting, which is doubtful) it won’t auto-suggest “SoHo” when you type soho.
January 8th, 2008
The Cleverest Responses (26)
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oh noez, im a jew!
~kojack --18
01.08.08 at 1:57 pm -
Ah yes, Mister Wilson I presume? Splendid sir! Your piece of shi… ahem, I mean your limousine awaits!
~John Cocktoasten +6
01.08.08 at 2:23 pm -
It was sure nice o’ Pa to let me an’ Sis use the truck for our Honeymoon.
~Jeff --3
01.08.08 at 2:25 pm -
Don’t look at me, look at the truck!
~LL --7
01.08.08 at 2:27 pm -
Seriously?
~Grady --5
01.08.08 at 5:33 pm -
Do you mind if I tell you that this is the most smartest beret I’ve never seen?
Not according with the truck, indeed
~Poppez --4
01.08.08 at 7:17 pm -
Someday I will rule Russia like my father, or my name isn’t Boris Putin!
~Anonymous +1
01.08.08 at 8:36 pm -
Last memories before this truck smash me on the ground are: I thoudht keys are in my pocket……..
~Alexandr --2
01.08.08 at 10:26 pm -
Thanks MTV for pimping my clothes!
~Matheo +19
01.09.08 at 3:12 pm -
The jew comment was uncalled for…You are a racist fuck.
~scott D +11
01.09.08 at 8:39 pm -
Damn, this is the last time I deal with one of this Rent-a-Wreck companies! AAA Road Service, where are you?
~Nihilistic Neil --1
01.10.08 at 3:21 pm -
Dude, where’s my truck?
~Pedro Muhammed +3
01.11.08 at 5:50 pm -
Shit, i have forgot my keys
~Korben --2
01.16.08 at 1:23 pm -
the suit hid the hobo for a little while
~Rost --1
01.16.08 at 6:22 pm -
hmmm duh dum dum bee doo bop rum tum tum tweedleedee hmmm whoo whoo rumpu pum…… I like pie. hrmmph
~dashman94 +0
01.17.08 at 8:24 pm -
“I hope dad will SEE now that I’m not gay, gay people would’nt hang out in a place like this….would they???”
~enursha +3
01.18.08 at 4:40 am -
Why are the guys in that truck staring at me? Have they never seen a fancy lad?
~JamesSwarthow +3
01.18.08 at 12:02 pm -
Buy this truck or we’ll kill this dork…
~Craig +3
01.22.08 at 9:46 am -
For How long am i supposed to stay here with that comic stuff near my head?
~phil --1
01.23.08 at 9:22 am -
“I’ll stand here for that damn photo, but don’t anyone call INS, please!”
~littlegirl +2
01.29.08 at 6:16 pm -
It said “Aston Martin” included…
~Anonymous +1
02.01.08 at 8:56 am -
It said “Aston Martin” included…
~James +2
02.01.08 at 8:57 am -
Wellcome home, sit. Your daughters made a decoration and bought new car.
~Chixo______x +0
02.08.08 at 1:16 pm -
Why am I here when I could be playing a nice game of cricket
~Arctic Ranger +0
02.11.08 at 1:32 am -
Maybe i dont hawe cool car and nice house but my clothes with new skull cap is amazing !!!!! heal jeah
~Flamini +0
03.30.08 at 6:54 am -
damn it… forgot her bra in my pocket
~Anonymous +0
04.27.08 at 11:04 am
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January 7th, 2008
I noticed something funny in the window at St. Vincent’s hospital this evening. View it large…you’ll find it.
January 4th, 2008
Some geek talk ahead. Non-technophiles beware…
Has anyone seen a high-end TV displaying 1080p? Last weekend I saw a couple of plasma and lcd TVs that were playing Blu-Ray movies at 1080p, and while the image quality was fantastic, the motion was so smooth it was creeping me out. While I’m certainly no video expert, I’m used to movies looking like movies and TV looking like TV (which in geek talk is 24 fps and 30 fps respectively).
To me, the overall effect of 1080p was a bizarre combination of beautiful movie-like imagery with live “TV News” quality motion. And I didnt like it.
I’m no purest by any step of the imagination, but I don’t need TV manufacturers trying to “improve” my movie watching experience by screwing with my beloved frame rates. It’s just distracting. Hopefully someone can shed some light on this (and/or make me look like a fool) in the comments section. End of rant.
January 4th, 2008
The Cleverest Responses (24)
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im gonna rap that boy…
~foo --8
01.04.08 at 12:15 pm -
They missed the last tender back to the cruise ship; it weighs anchor in an hour. H-m-m-m-m. I should be able to charge at least $5,000 to row their Yankee asses out there before it sails.
~Nihilistic Neil +11
01.04.08 at 12:56 pm -
jeez…i need a life instead of rowing some pish boat about…
~wicked --5
01.04.08 at 1:16 pm -
Oh man. As soon as that dad goes to buy his kid a popsicle, that boy is so raped!
~Zotdogg --10
01.04.08 at 2:30 pm -
Sorry Foo.
~Zotdogg --5
01.04.08 at 2:38 pm -
I wish I could take nice long walks down the beach like everyone else. But you see I have, in medical terms, an extremely long nutsack.
shit!….daddy?
01.17.08 at 4:34 pm
oh god…i told you you cannot open door with him huney
01.17.08 at 4:49 pm
Yeah, fifty dollars for the backlight broken? ahh, you like`d my whells….fuckin police….ah…yeah….fifty?…you liked?…ah….
01.17.08 at 5:46 pm
This driver assisted steering sure is tricky. Your gear stick is positioned quite awkwardly. I think I killed the pussy.
01.17.08 at 7:06 pm
….fuck
01.17.08 at 8:51 pm
im sorry it has to be this way edward… I just, dick van dike’n over there just aint workin’ for me… same with von steuben and paco, hey at least I passed the pain around equally! come on but seriously folks….
01.17.08 at 8:54 pm
Look Hun! You can make a little face with the blood on her shirt!
01.17.08 at 11:11 pm
???…..you think he’s dead?
01.18.08 at 4:28 am
Ooops. I did it again.
01.18.08 at 5:41 am
“Did you said that was the nosie of a flat?
Nope I said F-A-R-T!
01.18.08 at 7:34 am
The salesman lied to us Dave, this thing can’t fly.
01.18.08 at 10:38 am
..what did the sign say again, “road ends here” ?
01.18.08 at 10:39 am
Damn! This is the second time this week I locked myself in the car!
01.18.08 at 11:51 am
Oh shit, my wee mother fucker!
01.18.08 at 12:12 pm
Oh my God! There IS a bloody hook hanging from the door handle!
01.18.08 at 12:55 pm
“Wow, you’d think there would have been more blood…”
01.18.08 at 1:47 pm
It appears to be a 20-point score based on race, sex, and height… but technically you lose 5 points b/c he’s still alive. So you get 15 points and you now have the lead by 5 points. Scoot over. My turn.
01.18.08 at 1:55 pm
If we both are looking down there who is driving at moment?
01.18.08 at 2:19 pm
Fred? Fred? Damn, that’s my brother! He said he’d fix my car this afternoon. I didn’t look before backing out of the driveway. Gee, the little wheels on his creeper are all worn down! We must’ve dragged him five miles!
01.18.08 at 9:23 pm
And how are we supposed to swim out of here??
01.20.08 at 4:41 am
I guess we won’t be needing that doggie door for Fluffy, hon…
01.22.08 at 9:52 am
Is your grandmather a mechanic?
no
In that case i think we have killed him
01.23.08 at 12:15 pm
I told you not to drop your i phone….shit!
01.23.08 at 8:32 pm
Ooops, that was the last condom…
01.24.08 at 12:51 pm
Z-z-z-z-z …
01.25.08 at 6:59 am
Wait a sec… I can’t remember eating no Corn!!!
01.25.08 at 11:30 am
comment
01.25.08 at 12:11 pm
Thank you, Mr President… You just did it!
01.26.08 at 12:44 pm
Where do you leave your little thing, honney???
01.26.08 at 12:49 pm
“What d’ya think honey, are there any crocodiles down there?”
01.29.08 at 1:18 pm
what’s that smell? is our tyres burning?
no, it is our condom!
01.29.08 at 3:52 pm
I said cum on my face you idiot…
02.02.08 at 10:14 am
*snorting noise*
“ptuu!!”
02.02.08 at 9:51 pm
OMG! I killed Kenny!!!!!!!
02.03.08 at 1:17 pm
i knew we shouldn’t've come to jurassic!
02.03.08 at 1:57 pm
These new park on the dot rules suck!!
02.03.08 at 3:18 pm
OMG :O:O:O:O did u just puke?? =)))
02.04.08 at 4:52 pm
ispao je mali zeljo….
02.06.08 at 7:20 am
No Jordan, that’s not a flat tire. Tires are not furry .
02.07.08 at 9:59 am
Can i poke him?
02.07.08 at 10:00 am
Could you stop feeling me up while we are doing this?
02.08.08 at 7:18 am
I told you no one would try to save Clinton if we drove right at her….
02.11.08 at 1:28 am
Can you pass me the condom please…
02.27.08 at 1:09 am
Ahhh, you lied to me! There is no naked men!
(*silent gigling in the back*)
02.27.08 at 8:14 am
Yep, hookhand.
03.01.08 at 9:59 pm
Look honey, road head.
03.13.08 at 5:38 am
ohh noo !! the sniffer is here again ß$$$$
03.30.08 at 6:51 am
Wake up, Dave, kids found us back
04.27.08 at 10:56 am
is he dead
06.21.08 at 2:29 pm
damm…. not again….
08.15.08 at 11:19 am