November 20th, 2007
November 18th, 2007
Write a comment and see it on the webcam! Fun fun fun.
EDIT - 11/20/07: The webcam has moved on and comments are closed.
November 18th, 2007
If you’ve ever wondered what 48 hours of apple rot looks like in ten seconds, look no further.
And for more fun, check out the interactive version after the jump…
November 16th, 2007
Check out the webcam - I’m making a time-lapse movie of an apple that’s going mental. I’ll post the video once the rot tapers off. Now there’s a sentence you don’t hear too often…
EDIT - 11/20/07: The video is complete and the webcam has been re-appropriated for other duties. View the results of the apple experiment here.
November 15th, 2007
Here’s a time-lapse video from the webcam today. One second from the video equals 15 minutes of real time.
November 14th, 2007
The Cleverest Responses (40)
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You see they always like my kitchen best
‘Cause I’ve cocaine runnin’ around my brain~morhic
+11
11.14.07 at 1:28 pm -
Well, do you want some cheese with your whine?
~DasBaum +13
11.14.07 at 1:39 pm -
see these cheeses behind me? ive made love to every single one. why do you think cheese knifes cut circles?
~Anonymous --1
11.14.07 at 1:54 pm -
I put the PRO back in PROVOLONE!
I gotta start writing this stuff down.
~Mike Solomon +6
11.14.07 at 2:51 pm -
Just five more shelves and I can go home!
~Kibrika +0
11.14.07 at 2:52 pm -
“It’s The Heart of the Cheese-the-Robot-the-Ciller. I’ve done my army of clones! And no one can stop me! bugaga!”
Watch at cinemas. “Cheese Wars. The Attack of Сlones”. coming soon.~Roman --8
11.14.07 at 4:13 pm -
I know that damned wedding ring is in one of these cheeses!
~Jeff +15
11.14.07 at 4:52 pm -
The pale color and intense nose indicates that this smegma was harvested in the Winter of 2003.
~Jeff --7
11.14.07 at 5:01 pm -
With that, I’m going to give cheese to my rats and they will go in russia to give plague to everyone.
~ILAFF --3
11.15.07 at 10:04 am -
Fuck it, I’m hungry.
~Boris +12
11.15.07 at 10:41 am -
I just cut the cheese.
~Frank --10
11.15.07 at 4:30 pm -
I will slowly grate every block of cheese in this building until they turn on the damn heat.
~MisdaT --4
11.15.07 at 7:53 pm -
oh my god! it isn’t yet ripe!
~taniga satya --6
11.15.07 at 8:57 pm -
“oh my god! it isn’t yet ripe!”
~taniga satya --7
11.15.07 at 8:59 pm -
oh my god! it isn’t yet refined!
~taniga satya --5
11.15.07 at 9:03 pm -
allah akbar! =))) c4 masked as cheese heads…
~arthomas --2
11.16.07 at 3:06 am -
I think the cake has gone off
~Dodo +5
11.17.07 at 7:16 pm -
“He who so ever draws forth this sword from the cheese shall be the rightful king of England.”
~TeeGee +8
11.18.07 at 7:48 am -
Why is there a bubble coming out of my head?
~Jonny --1
11.18.07 at 1:10 pm -
So as you can see, these rings indicate that the age of this cheese is . . . no, wait! That’s trees, not cheese! Darn this pesky dyslexia!
~Nihilistic Neil --2
11.18.07 at 9:04 pm -
I may be provolone, but I’m also antipasto.
~Nihilistic Neil --1
11.18.07 at 9:06 pm -
After they’ve aged for some 15 or 20 years, these will make excellent racing wheels for Ferraris and Maseratis
~Nihilistic Neil +0
11.18.07 at 9:08 pm -
Dumb Intervieuwers
~john +0
11.20.07 at 2:34 pm -
With this metaldetector it should be easy to find the needle Gunther lost the other day…
~BuckRogers +5
11.21.07 at 1:54 pm -
I dare u to try it! Mwahahah
~Bang bang ur head +1
11.23.07 at 2:09 pm -
What the hell am I doing?
~Divesh +3
11.26.07 at 5:23 pm -
The vacuum cleaner in my hand sucks cheese into my veins
~Divesh +2
11.26.07 at 5:24 pm -
“The shape of the sculpture is in there already; one just have to chisel away the excess.”
~cat-ki-nalue +5
11.26.07 at 5:38 pm -
well… well… it is actually my first day here…
~pedro +0
11.26.07 at 5:58 pm -
God, I hate my job.
~Van_Winkle +2
11.26.07 at 10:32 pm -
does anyone intelligent visit this site?
~Anonymous +3
11.26.07 at 11:58 pm -
this cheese isnt the only thing im cutting~TOOOT~…
~Anonymous +0
11.27.07 at 8:05 pm -
I like cheese…very nice
~~Pez~ +0
12.01.07 at 11:03 pm -
Cheers!,I meant…Cheese!
~Dave +2
12.02.07 at 5:57 am -
Okay, only 12,562 left…
~-nina- +4
12.02.07 at 6:42 pm -
Smells like ……….teens spirit!! hey to be a drugged frenchie I´m cool!!
~super agent 86 +0
12.17.07 at 3:59 pm -
Yes, i’m Carlos Santana and my next guitar will be made of cheese
~Stevens +2
12.27.07 at 3:42 pm -
I’ve masturbated 10 years for this cheese
~Anonymous +0
02.06.08 at 8:50 am -
and this is where the penis goes!
~penislord +0
03.20.08 at 10:16 am -
do you se it ? i hawe tones of this shit here
~Flamini +0
03.30.08 at 7:20 am
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November 13th, 2007
The Cleverest Webcam is officially online! You can see it at the bottom of every page. More to come shortly…
November 12th, 2007
The Cleverest Responses (31)
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Oh I do love Mardis Gras
~Sparky +11
11.12.07 at 2:40 am -
Damn! I’ve forgotten my ak-47 at home!
~KZ --8
11.12.07 at 5:56 am -
Do these pantaloons make me look gay?
~Yuri +5
11.12.07 at 10:27 am -
Damn? where’s my bow?!
~Technik --10
11.12.07 at 1:56 pm -
If only I had redbull!!
~Trasher +2
11.12.07 at 6:00 pm -
This is SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!
~Anonymous +5
11.12.07 at 6:03 pm -
OK, WANT TO PLAY NOW!
~tamriko --15
11.13.07 at 6:06 am -
YOU! IDIOTS!!!
~tamriko --21
11.13.07 at 6:06 am -
(Oooh-oo-ooh) There’ll be swingin’, swayin’, records playin’
Dancin’ in the street, oh!
(Ah) Doesn’t matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there
Come on, (Ah) every guy, grab your girl,
everywhere, ’round the world~morhic --2
11.13.07 at 11:18 am -
When I asked for a pack of Trojans, this is NOT what I was talking about…
~gabe +14
11.13.07 at 3:31 pm -
Is everyone deaf?? I said I wanted to spend my bday with plenty of queers!
~Marc --10
11.13.07 at 4:58 pm -
Seriously though that one guy on the right is smiling what kind of sick bastard…
~Tempest --2
11.13.07 at 6:08 pm -
Dude, ever hear of UNDERWEAR?
~Joe --1
11.13.07 at 11:01 pm -
Fuckin’ Hollywood! They’re much more than 300!
~KZ +9
11.14.07 at 4:16 am -
Whoever came up with the name “Hoplite” never had to wear this armour.
~Jeff --1
11.14.07 at 12:22 pm -
Odysseus’ hollow horse idea is starting to seem a little less nutty about now.
~Jeff +6
11.14.07 at 12:28 pm -
No one said there’d be stabbing!
~Jeff +5
11.14.07 at 12:32 pm -
Oh, God, what does the instruction on the other side of the shield say???…”don’t safe where it’s cold”..no..”not for children under 7″..not this…”it’s only a toy. Not for using at real battle”…WHAT?!aaghhrr…
~Roman +8
11.14.07 at 4:00 pm -
“Join the army” she said, “lots of fresh air” she said, meet new friends ” she said…
~Uri +8
11.15.07 at 2:05 am -
the military pamphlet mentioned NOTHING about this!
~the army pamphlet didn't mention anything about this! +4
11.15.07 at 11:06 am -
Hey, your spear is almost as big as my cock!
~Anonymous --5
11.17.07 at 7:17 pm -
Horrah! There must of been 50 arrows behind us and they all missed!
~Jonny --2
11.18.07 at 1:13 pm -
Haha, they’re fighting in skirts…
~keoke +1
11.22.07 at 7:45 am -
um, excuse me but can you move that shield…I can’t see a thing.
~Cliff B --1
11.24.07 at 2:32 pm -
“hahaha :) peekaboo”
~cat-ki-nalue --3
11.26.07 at 5:42 pm -
You can’t see me!
~Divesh --2
11.26.07 at 7:21 pm -
I KNEW I should have taken that left turn at Albequerqui.
~Carley +0
11.30.07 at 12:21 am -
And why don’t we take some beers instead???
~Islero +0
12.01.07 at 10:11 am -
Smile without a reason!coz life is beautiful that way!
~ELECTROTITAN +0
12.03.07 at 7:49 pm -
I cant say nothing, I am a cartoon!
~Edgar +0
12.17.07 at 8:37 pm -
IDDQD & IDKFA
~Misantroph +0
01.29.08 at 4:44 pm
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November 12th, 2007
Some advice for anyone staying in a hotel with a guestbook: READ IT. You’ll unlock a world of treasure…
November 9th, 2007
The Cleverest Responses (20)
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hehehe… someone says it’s fire risky to sleep wit a cigarette? well i’ve got a water matress, losers. i win
~Anonymous +16
11.09.07 at 2:16 pm -
Russia forever!:)
~irobot +19
11.09.07 at 3:20 pm -
Breaking the Guinness world record for the slowest and tiniest suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning…..
~Kate! +5
11.09.07 at 4:10 pm -
I’m concerned I left the stove on…
~Pip +1
11.09.07 at 4:21 pm -
I’ll kill myself.. By my cigarette.. it’ll be unusually..^_^
~Joga --23
11.09.07 at 6:27 pm -
Let’s see . . . Blindfold–check! Cigarette–check! Now, where’s that damned firing squad?
~Nihilistic Neil +5
11.09.07 at 11:18 pm -
I was dreaming I had a butt in my mouth…pheweee
~Sparky --4
11.10.07 at 6:49 am -
Zero carbon emmission dreaming - I’m sorry
~Em --4
11.10.07 at 6:51 am -
here’s my protest to russkies!!
~Anonymous --10
11.10.07 at 5:10 pm -
zzz ZZZ
~Russian rocket +2
11.11.07 at 1:52 pm -
I could use a lighter.
~Tempest +1
11.13.07 at 6:04 pm -
I can’t see my lighter.
~Anonymous +4
11.13.07 at 6:41 pm -
Only problem when having sex with yourself is that you do not have a dry hand to light your cig afterwards…
~RD +2
11.14.07 at 9:46 am -
Smoking does really make blind!
~DasBaum +0
11.14.07 at 1:41 pm -
I’m Kurt Cobain.
~Roman --7
11.14.07 at 4:27 pm -
“Is the lamp on?”
~Gryff --1
11.15.07 at 10:02 am -
Let’s see..the green pill helps me sleep but makes me edgy…the red pill helps me quit smoking but makes me sleepy..the blue pill gets me up but makes me tired. No wonder healthcare is in the toilet..I can’t even remember why I’m sitting here!
~MisdaT +5
11.15.07 at 7:41 pm -
Dammit, the smoke coming out of this cigarrete does NOT look real…
~Jonny +8
11.18.07 at 1:16 pm -
Duuude…wait, what?
~SMP +0
11.30.07 at 12:17 am -
Time for beauty sleep..
all my troubles are the people
11.20.07 at 11:39 am
And that’s how we took Iwo Jima son.
11.20.07 at 12:43 pm
Now Boy, stab with all your strength!
Die you giant crab motherfucker!
11.20.07 at 12:47 pm
There’s no choice son; its the only way off this desert island. The raft is gone. Pole vaulting to the mainland is our only hope!
11.20.07 at 12:51 pm
Crap i think i snapped my back.
11.20.07 at 2:33 pm
This is the worst web-site in the world. I knew it when i saw post about Russia. US people - u are stupied. ALSO I AM A GAY!!!!!!
11.20.07 at 4:39 pm
If you’re able to bring back the corpse of your mother, I’ll give it to you at Christmas.
11.20.07 at 6:08 pm
Well excuuuuuse me! (Steve Martin reference anybody?)
11.20.07 at 11:18 pm
“Jesus Christ… Fuck!!! help a little you god damn pussy faggot! Your whale of a mother is drowing here!!”
11.21.07 at 6:22 am
funny how heavy is this club of golf, not very easy to play….
11.21.07 at 11:02 am
funny those new club, a little heavy to play golf
11.21.07 at 11:03 am
I knew it was stupid idea to buy a fishing rod with an ornamental kid on the end of it…..
11.21.07 at 1:07 pm
What, da f**k, do you think I can talk in this moment?!?!
11.21.07 at 2:31 pm
Come on Jimmy, grab daddy’s rod.
11.22.07 at 6:45 am
If only this damn plane would stop moving. Damn it!
11.25.07 at 9:23 am
Why English only? I’m Russian!
11.25.07 at 12:07 pm
I want to speak on Russian! So, i know French, Russian, Ukrainian. So give me to speak on my language!
11.25.07 at 12:10 pm
Preved, the Fish!
11.25.07 at 2:17 pm
ups! I guess Loch Ness should be looking for another touristic attraction
11.25.07 at 3:14 pm
“all my troubles are the people” is winning? Are the voters retarded? WHat the fuck does that even mean?
11.26.07 at 1:38 am
“all my troubles are the people” is winning? Are the voters retarded? WHat the fuck does that even mean?
11.26.07 at 1:39 am
VOBLAAAAAA :-)
11.26.07 at 11:04 am
Rotten little snot! You put Super Glue on my favorite fishing rod. If I ever get my hands loose, I’m gonna drown you!
11.26.07 at 4:13 pm
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11.26.07 at 6:45 pm
IF we keep on poking the sun it may explode
11.26.07 at 7:23 pm
Use the Force, Luke!!
11.28.07 at 5:23 am
Don’t leave me son! I promise I’ll use deodorant
11.29.07 at 11:28 am
well shit that was the 5th elephant we’ve killed today. better holster up ol’ betsy son.
11.29.07 at 8:00 pm
Oh oh, fart.
12.02.07 at 6:12 pm
Damn it, kid! I’m not your grandfather!
12.02.07 at 10:30 pm
Kid: (Stupid old dick doesn’t realize I’m pushing against him)
Dad: (This little shit is going in.)
12.02.07 at 10:45 pm
Give him the stick…
NO DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!
12.02.07 at 10:56 pm
Ok son, see that bitch over there? Im gunna throw you on her and your gunna steal that duck floaty. Revenge is ours!
12.02.07 at 10:57 pm
Which way did the tent go?
12.04.07 at 5:17 pm
Screw you fish! Let go son! Let me at him!!!
05.23.08 at 9:58 am
Noo, this is daddy’s stick!
05.28.08 at 6:59 am