April 29th, 2008
This is an actual cake that was spotted in Chinatown last weekend. I shot it from two different angles so people wouldn’t think it was Photoshopped. Anyone care to guess what it is?
April 28th, 2008
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April 24th, 2008
The Cleverest Responses (36)
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Screw “Waiting for the impact of the Fed’s latest action to work its way through the market.” I’m jumping.
~Jeff
+13
04.24.08 at 8:08 am -
Shit, If Timberlake’s on the first place and hasn’t entered the bus then I’m really fucked…
~Tiago --14
04.24.08 at 8:11 am -
Shit, If Timberlake’s on the first place and Obbama on the second and they haven’t entered the bus then I’m really fucked…
~Tiago --16
04.24.08 at 8:12 am -
Johnson! You call that a sales pitch? Hit the bench! Hernandez, your in!
~Jeff --6
04.24.08 at 8:15 am -
Shut’up, Barak, in several decades, you’ll entertain this crowd by yourself!
~Yuliko --12
04.24.08 at 9:26 am -
We have reached Brooklyn undetected, my FSB comrades. Now, fan out and seek this “Mike Solomon.”
~Jeff --8
04.24.08 at 11:23 am -
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion… upset stomach, diarhea!
~Fred --8
04.24.08 at 11:26 am -
You want a piece of me?
~BrightGirl --7
04.24.08 at 1:41 pm -
Man, I love “Freeball Fridays”.
~John Cocktoasten --3
04.24.08 at 1:47 pm -
Smells nice!
~miguel --14
04.24.08 at 3:28 pm -
Left nut…
~Bill Brasky --14
04.24.08 at 4:02 pm -
Could people please STOP taking us out of Madame Tussauds…
~Tim --6
04.24.08 at 6:00 pm -
Another great selection of crappy Caption’s..
~Scott D --6
04.24.08 at 9:16 pm -
I really hate these stupid salesman suits. I’d Rather we strip in our lovely old fashioned bomber man suits.
~Ramiro Baldivieso --13
04.24.08 at 10:54 pm -
Hey, I heard that you guys are split up… is this true?
~Slimjim --14
04.25.08 at 12:01 am -
Well, who´s gonna jump first?
~wippmaster --4
04.25.08 at 2:37 am -
What da F#*! am i doing here?
~Tag --10
04.25.08 at 7:28 am -
Oh fuck, it’s casual Friday!
~Jeff --3
04.25.08 at 11:28 am -
Now STOP!!!…Hammer time!
~Jeff --4
04.25.08 at 11:31 am -
Are you Sara Connor?
~Sal --5
04.26.08 at 1:01 pm -
“Pssst… you guys here for ‘Invasion of the Body Snatchers’ cast call, too?”
~catwhisperer --9
04.26.08 at 1:56 pm -
Beam me up, Scotty
~Anonymous --6
04.27.08 at 5:31 am -
Beam me up Scotty!
~Joe --9
04.27.08 at 5:32 am -
go go power rangers!!!
~laza --5
04.27.08 at 6:32 am -
Look! Up in the air… it’s a bird… no… it’s a plane… no. It’s SUPERMAN!!!
~Kyle --10
04.27.08 at 8:49 am -
i think im getting a boner
~Smith --5
04.27.08 at 4:38 pm -
You guys are way too serious!
~itsME --9
04.27.08 at 6:59 pm -
now !
~sorin --10
04.28.08 at 4:15 am -
Thought I had a great caption, but Jeff beat me to it.
~Amy --5
04.28.08 at 12:17 pm -
why cant i be in the pinstripe mafia?
~teamPAHL --10
04.28.08 at 2:31 pm -
Whats up with these statues. They keep giving me this look.
~Sam --7
05.02.08 at 10:30 pm -
I see you got pranked too, guys…
~Jorgen --6
05.03.08 at 11:07 am -
I can’t believe even here i will have to wait in a line!!!
~Mr. Damm --2
05.07.08 at 3:18 pm -
“stand till!”
~Misha Radionovskiy +0
05.09.08 at 2:14 am -
If frikkin David Blaine can do it so can we!!
~Ian +1
05.09.08 at 7:40 am -
Damn, I am getting tired of standing here. Mike was supposed to have closed this contest days ago.
~Jeff +1
05.09.08 at 6:00 pm
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April 21st, 2008
I hope this doesn’t offend anyone, but if you like wine and have never been to snooth.com you’re a fucking idiot.
Full disclosure - my roommate Mark is the CTO of the website. But that doesn’t make it any less awesome, and I’m certainly not getting anything in return for pimping their site. It’s just a really well-done website for learning about the wines you like and the wines you don’t. They have a pretty nifty way of suggesting wines you’ll appreciate based off of how you’ve rated other wines in the past. For example, tonight I’m cozying up with a Salmon Run Pinot Noir even though I just discovered I’m not particularly jazzed about it. So I rated it a 1.5 out of 5 (and wrote the following helpful review) and snooth’s nifty algorithm will suggest for me wines that I won’t think suck in the future. It’s both simple and brilliantly complex. Here’s the review I wrote - care of their “blog it” button that appears after every review you write.
Dr. Frank`s Vinifera Wine Cellars Salmon Run Pinot Noir 2007 (SnoothRank: 0/5)
(April 2008)
Not sure if I'm crazy about this one. It's very light, almost effervescent, but it doesn't do anything. The flavor just sits on my tongue and doesn't go anywhere or blossom into anything. Every sip would be forgettable - although that's not much help given the flashing lights in my rear-view mirror. myRating 1.5/5
April 21st, 2008
The Cleverest Responses (48)
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C’mon, if you we still hurry we can make it to the abortion clinic before it closes.
~DaveyBridges +8
04.21.08 at 8:20 am -
I told you my wife would find us…. Run Beatch Run!!!!!
~Scott D +5
04.21.08 at 9:09 am -
Look Phil, when I said you need to get in touch with your feminine side I didn’t mean at the bar…
~romeozuluromeo --11
04.21.08 at 9:50 am -
Let see which one runs the fastest swetty… With or without shoes…
~Z --12
04.21.08 at 10:18 am -
I’ve got to get back to the governor’s mansion!
(Too soon?)
(Nope. Just not funny.)
~Mike Solomon --10
04.21.08 at 10:21 am -
Get To The Choppa!!
Do It! Do It Now!!
~The Hitcher --15
04.21.08 at 10:40 am -
Think she really believes aloha means Honolulu Steamer?
~Curly --14
04.21.08 at 11:13 am -
Messin With Sasquatch?!!?
I told you, that you shouldn’t have given him Viagra!~Steve-0 --10
04.21.08 at 11:15 am -
Oh God!! Oh God!! All the blood!! Why!!
~sal --10
04.21.08 at 1:56 pm -
I gotta pee!!
~Joe --6
04.21.08 at 3:25 pm -
I love you, bubble-ass.
~Angry Bob --10
04.21.08 at 4:42 pm -
“And you really think he is dead?”… “If not, my shoes will give him the rest which i stuffed into his mouth” … “Somehow i liked your paps but why did he have to ask for my passport as i asked you out?”…”Anyhow Miguel, we should be quick, uncle Billy and the dogs will be after us soon and the border to Mexico is far” (thought’s lingering in Miguel’s mind like, why not dump her in the bushes now, change clothes and do the old hooker roll to the border, or shall he simply choose better who he is f…..” tbc
~Roland --12
04.21.08 at 7:42 pm -
Don`t drink alcohol
Don`t take any drugs
Just fuck!~Glyaga --10
04.21.08 at 10:23 pm -
You know what: sometimes I got this freaky notion someone is following us… with headlights on.
~Arroyodorado +1
04.22.08 at 4:35 am -
I bet that car behind us will just jump over.
~temik --11
04.22.08 at 4:37 am -
Is today!!!
~Anonymous --11
04.22.08 at 4:45 am -
Wait! The swing thing was alright… but now I want my wife back
~Setter --9
04.22.08 at 8:08 am -
Omg!
~Neo --11
04.22.08 at 8:56 am -
Let’s Dance!
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.~wtf --9
04.22.08 at 9:17 am -
Is there no escape from the Luau of Death?
~Jeff --4
04.22.08 at 11:54 am -
C’mon, sis! If we get over the border into Maine, I can legally marry you!
~Nick --6
04.22.08 at 1:58 pm -
I need a car…
~Fred --9
04.22.08 at 3:03 pm -
when I said I would take you to the ends of the earth I meant it
~lulu --7
04.23.08 at 3:37 am -
Oh my god! it’s a BigDog!! aaaaaaa
~OsetiaMafia --9
04.23.08 at 4:17 am -
MOM! Turn off the porch light!
~Bob --8
04.23.08 at 8:22 am -
Is it like a big plane in air ?! RUN ! RUN!!!
~ElliadaN --6
04.23.08 at 8:24 am -
The light, it burns my skin!
~tonyb --5
04.23.08 at 11:52 am -
R you sure this is the french marathon?
~DDH --8
04.23.08 at 12:15 pm -
Dammit Carmelita. You said these ridiculous clothes would convince the border guards that we are from L.A. Maybe it would have been more convincing if you had shoes.
~Amy --2
04.23.08 at 1:10 pm -
I think my mom can find us, let’s hurry up
~Miguel --9
04.23.08 at 3:00 pm -
FUCK ME IN THE BUSH
~Ben --8
04.23.08 at 4:19 pm -
oh…do you also see that white ??!
gush…~Artem --8
04.23.08 at 5:02 pm -
“Let’s get back to the formal dance/hawaiian party before anyone notices”
~Thank you --7
04.23.08 at 7:01 pm -
I can’t believe we walked all the way into town just to see “I Am Legend”. Fuck you, Wil Smith. And although he had nothing to do with the film, fuck that DJ Jazzy Jeff guy too.
~John Cocktoasten +0
04.23.08 at 11:32 pm -
I’LL FUCK YOU TWICE!!!>>
~chris --9
04.24.08 at 2:31 am -
puuuhh
you dont loosing our Baby……you have shit on a frogg!!!~krak --8
04.24.08 at 2:58 am -
puuuhh
you dont loosing our Baby……you have shit on a frogg!!!~krak --7
04.24.08 at 3:01 am -
Girl, your arguments are too strong! -You’ll consistently find way to buy new shoes. Lets go!
~tag --5
04.24.08 at 3:37 am -
I don’t care if the saucer IS pretty; if you don’t want to be gang probed by trianguloids, RUN LIKE HELL!
~Jeff --3
04.24.08 at 11:37 am -
Are you sure that the kids didn’t see us?
~miguel --4
04.24.08 at 3:27 pm -
shit! you forgot your shoes again!
~Ramiro Baldivieso --7
04.24.08 at 10:42 pm -
God dammit! Lorenna! this is the last time you cut anything off me! Where the fuck did you throw it?
~Yexter --4
04.24.08 at 11:14 pm -
hey sweet, lets hurry up I think someone has found us.
hurry up~End --6
04.25.08 at 2:37 pm -
leaving with her was easy, living with her will be difficult…
~sorin --3
04.26.08 at 8:36 am -
“Enough with the ‘I told you so, David’ crap! Just c’mon Courtney… hustle! We can ditch the papparazzi past that tree up ahead by ducking into the woods.”
~catwhisperer --3
04.26.08 at 1:29 pm -
C’mon, Samantha, let me see your wild side !
~Anonymous --5
04.27.08 at 9:57 am -
Shit, nobody knows this place, right? Hmm…I’m gonna be on Cheaters again! Damn
~Bonzy --4
04.27.08 at 5:30 pm -
Contest Closed!
The winner by popular vote, by DaveyBridges with +5 points:
C’mon, if you we still hurry we can make it to the abortion clinic before it closes.And my personal favorite, by The Hitcher:
Get To The Choppa!!Do It! Do It Now!!
~Mike Solomon --2
04.28.08 at 7:25 am
The S.O.B. has greased his hands AGAIN!
04.28.08 at 7:34 am
That damn showoff left his fly down again.
04.28.08 at 7:46 am
This isn’t what I had in mind when he suggested we go to a trust seminar!
04.28.08 at 11:21 am
Three years of circus trainging: $10,000.
Matching spandex: $250.
Buying a $1,000,000 insurance policy: Priceless.
04.28.08 at 11:23 am
With the greatest of ease my ass.
04.28.08 at 11:55 am
I heard the airlines were cutting back on service, but this is ridiculous!
04.28.08 at 12:15 pm
In order to do this job, one must put complete trust in the guy who catches you. It also helps to suck that guy’s cock on a regular basis.
04.28.08 at 4:28 pm
Jeff, WTF? You told me you loved me!!! Was it not enough that I gave you the mother of all reacharounds?!?!?! I know you enjoy the feel of my smooth cock penetrating your anus! Why did you leave me for Howie Mandel? Why?!!!!!
04.28.08 at 4:37 pm
I’ve got my period! Everyone below me is gonna ride the crimson wave!
04.28.08 at 4:48 pm
When I crap my pants up here it’s better than pissing myself!
04.28.08 at 4:52 pm
I just shit my pants!!!
04.28.08 at 5:00 pm
JIoBu MeH9I CykA!
04.29.08 at 7:12 am
Jesus Christ! When he said “No net today” I thought he meant I couldn’t visit thecleverest.com!
04.29.08 at 11:38 am
The bastard blew a load in his hand again!
04.29.08 at 12:14 pm
If you drop me I’m telling your wife about last night….
04.29.08 at 6:15 pm
He has no kick left.
04.30.08 at 7:52 am
He’s tangle up in his parachute.
DON’T WORRY
I’LL SAVE YOU.
(boinng)
04.30.08 at 10:36 pm
Honey, I’m pregnant! Hey, don’t pull your arms away! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
05.01.08 at 12:58 am
Oh no…I’m not going to make my 29th birthday and I am still a virgin! …arrgh….
05.02.08 at 7:15 am
Please tell me we purchased that net…
05.02.08 at 10:29 pm
I thought there`s nothing scary after meeting your mom…
05.03.08 at 11:04 am
This might not be the right time to tell you, but I’m boning the lion tamer!
05.03.08 at 11:47 am
Sh*t!!! I cant reach you!!!
05.05.08 at 3:59 am
I hope he have quit that hobby of “butter maker”!
05.06.08 at 3:27 pm
damnit, he’s always coming up short.
05.06.08 at 3:48 pm
Why is he givving me this evil look?
05.06.08 at 4:38 pm
Hold me, hold me, please…..!!!!!
05.08.08 at 10:15 am
Clouds?
05.08.08 at 5:46 pm
At least he didn’t hold his dick out this time.
05.09.08 at 12:12 pm
what is love?
05.11.08 at 3:42 am