hello

    +69

fuckin’ baster

    +32

No Captain Picard, you’ll never be able to beam me up.

    +21

“I wonder what the Killer did the reading girl in this book…”

    +14

I’m drawing a blank……

    --2

How to defend yourself by Ima Hardnut.
Nah, shouldn’t think I’ll need to read this.

    +8

My chili was so bad, Phil is making me sit out here and study this cookbook. Phil is an asshole…

    --8

hm, should I start this book or finally change that wallpaper that keeps scaring me?

    +12

So, it has become obvious that some mental midgets just vote for the top caption, no matter how shitty it is. Don’t they know how to scroll?
Can we have a Mike’s pick too or something so that some captions that are acutally make sense are picked? I mean, for god’s sake!

    +14

A story about a blonde lady who was stabbed in the back of the head by an old, bald guy wearing a tanktop while reading the back cover of this book……hhmmmm

    +1

“I feel like somebody is going to kill me”

    --6

A book with a mirror on the cover. Did ever came anyone to this idea?

    --7

I am defecating for him!HAHAHA

    --4

I need a good slap.

    --6

My dad’s not bald.
He’s got a Mohican.

    --5

If you want to have a sex, take my dog his name is Rex!

    --10

if you want sex, just ask for it… men are so complicated.

    --9

suck mi dick old men

    --17

“how to wim a million killing your father´´its great for me!

    --5

Oh yeah…my gun IS loaded.

    --4

hmmm, i need a dictionary.

    --3

How to Kill a Peeping Tom in 4 easy steps

    +0

I’m not wearing any panties…..

    --4

omglolololol

    --7

omg lololololol

    --9

for further information, please keep reading after the epilogue

    +0

Wow, bob’s college diary…. I knew he was gay I just knew it!!!

    +4

I hope Dad didn’t forget to take his Lunesta.. He gets so crazy at night…..

    --2

Wow, juicy stuff in this diary, hope Picard doesn’t see me in his reading room….

    --3

what the hell is up with him. issues

    --2

“hrrr… if Dad would be here, he would watch me very stupid! hahahah!”

    --2

“ooou, what interesting diary! :-) My dad is a real pervers guy… i never thought something about him hahahah! :-D”

    --3

Well it looks like another week of ill-conceived responses. And apparently someone didn’t even know the difference between a tank top and a sweater vest. If only there was a better way to heckle these would-be amateur comedians.

    +2

These captions remind me of Jack Shit… and Jack left town.

    +2

You want to shoot me into what?!?!

    +52

Light at the end of the tunnel…. my ass!

    +38

It’s not my response, but I think picture isn’t funny. All responses will be stupid here..

    --23

No short arms.

    --5

amazing what you find in crackers these days.

    --2

This telescopes broke.

    --5

I wanna be a ringmaster when I grow up.

    --8

There’s another 13 of us in here.

    +14

I preferred it when I was an Oompa Loompa.

    --1

Just popped out for a smoke.

    --3

I’m aimed to drop into the lions mouth. Real cannon fodder.

    --7

What if you miss?

    --3

Easy Boys! I got diarrhee!!!

    --7

Easy Boys, I have diarrhee!

    --8

Not funny, bee? What in the hell are you talking about? It’s a midget in a cannon. It doesn’t get any funnier than that. It’s like the old adage: “when life gives you lemons, you put a midget in a cannon.”

    +7

Hey, it beats the hell out of retail.

    --4

I thought they said “Cirque du Soliel” not Cirque du Silly”

    --3

I’m a weapon of Mass Dwarfstruction.

    +14

I hate my life.

    --4

And to think that when I got this job I was 6′4″…

    --3

I agree with Gabe- not much funnier than a Shakespearean midget in a cannon…I just have to do it…

“Say hello to my little friend!!”

    +4

Can you hear me Lord? It’s Willow.

    --7

i belive i can fly

    --4

Well god, I’ve heard a lot about you and this after life stuff. Time to see it for myself. Save me a spot at the buffet!

    --6

Oh well, another day another dollar… OK let’s do it boys!

    --7

love is the answer :X

    --8

Man I really pissed Santa off this time…

    +9

(fuck.. if that`s the sky, i`m dead)..you know… i don`t really have a ticket so i could come down now?… pleaseee, pretty please..

    --8

Why do you care about this???

    --8

My mom told me… there are things we really need to do!

    --8

www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

    --10

cute)

    --8

Our father, Who art in heaven, …

    --8

Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times!

    --3

i knew something was wrong when they said “good promotion prospects”.

    --2

i believe i will fly!!!!

    --5

I will iron myself

    --5

Some nights I like to just come out here, sit in my cannon and look at the stars.

    +3

Smoke kills!

    --2

DoN`T DRINKanD DRIVE, SMOKE AND FLy!

    --2

Papa Smurf was right… I should have finished school

    +6

One way ticket to mar’s “If I dont get there ” do I get a refund.

    --2

To infinity and beyond…!

    --1

What does he mean with “last performance???”, BTW where’s the net and my helmet!!!…

    +3

Moon, here I come!!!!!!!!!

    --2

Look at that guy’s caption. Yeah, he’s gay!

    +44

Who dives in the black hole gets my watch :)

    +5

row harder, the skipper tries water-skiing

    +0

Uh, yeah, so I guess you guys were supposed to get On the boat.

    --2

They’re giving away free rain capes over there!

    +15

The Gallagher show is this way!

    --3

The entrance to the bukkaki festival is gate 2.

    +4

Chemical rain is out there, guys!

    --1

One of my balls is bigger than the other one!

    +1

This is the best porn theater in town!

    --1

No, this is “The Smelliest Catch,” The Deadliest Catch” is up there in Alaska.

    --5

Hello, People… the toilet queue is now 500 metres long - if you can’t wait, do it here now!

    +3

in my left someone said:
“Every day of perfect sunshine produces a desert”…so beter rain :D

    --7

You’d better swim faster boy, the shark is approaching!

    --1

Hey, what smells like poop? Oh, it must be all of these shitty, poorly thought-out responses to the right of me!

    +1

…Once more into the beeyatch my friends!

    --4

Gentlemen…if you look down you’ll see that the water you just came out of is about ‘this’ cold…

    --3

As soon as the lightinig starts, I want all you semiliterate morons who can’t spell, capitalize, or puncutate their captions to my word balloon correctly to run out on the beach and raise your hands really high! That should thin out the gene pool a little

    --1

If you aren’t too busy drowning, you could notice a nice great white shark approaching.

    --3

I am telling the time: it´s now ten minutes past the hour!

    --1

This is so not what i had in mind when they said “promotion”

    --3

Which one of you smart arses stole my boat?

    --2

NO, DAMN IT! PISS THAT WAY!

    +2

Who is voting on this one? 8 year olds?

    --1

All hands on Dick!!!

    --1

potty training, this way

    --3

What’s that boss? well… you said it’s casual friday.

    --2

It is class to Americans. It do not need to be learned other languages, there is enough of that they know native.

    --3

It is class to Americans. It do not need to be learned other languages, there is enough of that they know native.
Where here at you blow up?

    --3

dont worry about my special pink ultra hot swiming suit. You can swim without it. Its on you own. I like if i swim inder cower =)

    --3

I think Alexandr might be back on this site. just look at some of these last quotes….. interesting.

    --2

I had a dream…
Uhm, i dreamed where Koppa was buried.

    --3

+34? Really? For the stupid gay thing?

    +4

BOO!

    --1