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Old-ass wines

Want to see me tasting wine from the 1800s? Check out the hot Snooth cross-blogging action…

Missing Cat

File this under “wish I’d thought of this”:

Wishful Thinking…

I saw this graphic of Rush Limbaugh on the Fox News website and it got me thinking…

Fire Walker

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  1. it’s hot today!

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  2. Where’s my coconut?

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  3. wow… thats unusual… now, back to the jellybeans

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  4. Why am I wearing a helmet?!

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  5. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home… Gee, I sure wish these ruby slippers did something.

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  6. Those fucking ruby slippers need to be recalibrated…

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  7. Is he the fireman ? :D

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  8. Dude, I never knew the phrase “explosive diarrhea” was literal. . .

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  9. It wasn’t me!

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  10. “Honey! Where is my super suit?!”

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  11. They’re all jealous cause the voices only talk to me

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  12. Im walking in sunshine! Aiiieiie

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  13. It’s shirtless o’clock… And pantless o’clock.

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  14. One more thing scratched off my bucket list.

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  15. American Idol here I come!

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  16. This is the last time I will play Truth or Dare!

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  17. Ride bike, ride bike, ride bike…

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  18. touchdown

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  19. Damn it! I forgot the strap on!

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  20. You want a piece of this?

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  21. Give me a five!

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  22. Is this my uniform burning? Britney is right, I should quit drinking until we leave Irak.

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  23. I knew that a fart burns.
    But not so …. shit…what I’ve just done …

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  24. Stupid weather, my ballsacks are melting..

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  25. Well.. i’m finally here to save all of you

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  26. Why did I agree to this Top Gear Special? The other Stigs didn’t need to go this far…

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  27. My feethurt..
    Regarless the destruction..

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  28. Nordic Walking: ‘the specials’ edition.

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  29. And people wonder why I’m gay..

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  30. Man Im so glad im invisible! If Mother see’s me in her shoe’s its back in the cage for me!!!

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  31. I just know I forgot something! But what? Ohhhh Geeezzzz!! MY PASTIES!!!!

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  32. You’re never fully dressed without a smile!

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  33. Damn… I forgot to shave.

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  34. What are them weirdos with the camera looking at?

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  35. a hustle here
    and a bustle there
    New York City is the place
    where they say

    Hey babe
    Take a walk on the wild side
    I say hey Joe
    Take a walk on the wild side

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  36. milk was a bad choice

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  37. Uh! A penny!

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  38. Must rethink my disguise: the earthlings are taking notice

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  39. This is the last time I try out for the Detroit Lions!

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  40. Go Pittsburg!!!!

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  41. yesterday i drunk so much that my vomit sore my shit

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  42. What the fuck did i do last night

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  43. burn giant cockroach !

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  44. I’m…sooo…druuunk!

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  45. hotncold………i kiss the man

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  46. My mum shouldn’t cook beans for me.

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  47. Sigh….
    Piss doesn’t work on fires, it does a bad effect actually.

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  48. Fuck me! And I forgot my lighter *lucky*

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  49. I feel pretty…

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  50. There is no better way to fly…

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  51. *sniff sniff* I smell cookies!

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  52. Please turn your camra off…

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  53. I’m your sexy burnin’ bitch on hot heels… and I do it all but protected !

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  54. Gotta see the Doc about these dreams.

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  55. Have you seen my baseball?

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  56. I’m not stupid! i’m just prepairing myself for the third world war!

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  57. I’m not stupid! i’m just prepairing myself for the third world war!

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  58. i wonder why my wife left me..?

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  59. Oh, damn. Did I leave the iron on?

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  60. God, I Didn’t Know I Farted That Badly…I Just Hope Toto Doesn’t Mind…

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  61. Oh shit- I think i left the gas on

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  62. It’s getting hot in here, so take off all you clothes.. oh wait.. i already did

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  63. Maybe if I stand really still, nobody will notice me…

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  64. she wouldnt go out with me unless I was the last man on earth, well now is my chance

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  65. manamana tataaatadadaaaa, manamana tamtamtata!

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  66. i guess she didn’t like my outfit. was i overdressed?

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  67. As the Soldier From Key West Said “Where is My Rifle?”

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  68. Once I’m in, fraternity life is going to be so cool. These guys are going to be my closest friends.

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  69. ……fuck……its happening again……..off to my psychologist, I need answers.

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  70. Run… Save yourselves!

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  71. home sweet home

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  72. I hope those shoes don’t clash with my new helmet

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  73. I’m sure glad I remembered my Cloak of Invisibility!
    ….Oh

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  74. The imperial storm troopers were not so crazy about their new uniforms that Lord Vader had requested, however…, they knew not to screw with the force…..

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  75. *sob* “listen i know im different… stop throwing those molotov cocktails at me please!”

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  76. BBQ time

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  77. Uhhm…I should have bought them in green.

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  78. I’m too sexy for my shirt
    Too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy it hurts

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  79. These field sobriety tests are getting more and more odd…

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  80. Thank god I found this asbestos lined g-string on ebay the other day!

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  81. what the fuck am i doing in Iraq!

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  82. damn! i really should have put on my red panties!

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  83. It’s a pyromaniacal!!!

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  84. Casual Friday has gone too far.

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  85. because I wanted to. That’s why

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  86. …Marihuanna was bad yesterday…

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  87. Have you a cigarette? Oh No.. You already smoke all of it …

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  88. i once jumped off a small rock

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  89. Dude…that was one hell of a party…

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  90. I’ll give Mom a break today, and dress myself.

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  91. terrorists??? ………
    i left the coffee pot on again didn’t i……………………
    shit now were am i gonna bring chicks to fuck when my moms home

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  92. these snozberries taste like snozberries

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  93. I hope no one is gonna edit this on Photoshop …

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  94. oh cmon, again?

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  95. I’m soryy, I’m… well… late… Here is your pizza,Sir.

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  96. I’m so tired of being a cannonball,,,

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  97. Damn… I’ve got the vital meeting right now. so got to go, see ya later..

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  98. That wasn’t me!

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  99. …always look on the bright side of life…dededeedeedede

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  100. tomorrow no joint for breakfast, dude

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  101. YOU’RE ABOUT THE CLOTHES YOU DON’T WEAR

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  102. That’s one small step for a man’s attire, one giant leap for fashion!!

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  103. What are you lookin’ at?! That’s just my laundry day!

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  104. Haah.. Arnold Schwarzenegger can’t beat this, anymore!

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  105. “All the single ladies…Now put your hands up!!!”

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  106. think i forgot somethink at home..mhmhm doesnt matter today is a sunny day. Gigolo is comin’!

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  107. Could it be worser?

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  108. I’m on fire yeah

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  109. oh.. headache..what a messy party i may leave or i will have to clean :ninja:

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  110. naked is cool but all those clothes may burn if i don’t wear it

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  111. I guess I should give back Ronald’s shoes back.

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  112. Ah Tequila!

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  113. “Isn’t it my freakin meth lab burning here?
    Get the hell outa here, get the hell outa here, keep it down and nobody’ll see me…”

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  114. Postcard from Abu Ghraib:

    Wish you were here!

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  115. Do you have fire, please?

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  116. Nah, I’m hotter!

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  117. the horror….the horror

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  118. If they think i’ll do it again….

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Choke choke, WTF

As with most videos of this nature, it’s best watched multiple times.

Don’t try this at home

I’ve recently been getting a lot of comments about this gem I made ages ago. And I’ve got to say, it holds up pretty good.

Mike Draw

I met this guy named Mike at a party. He’s a lawyer by day and a painter by night. But not just any painter, a Microsoft Paint-er. Check out his blog where he posts his MS Paint creations. I must say, it’s pretty badass. mikedraw.blogspot.com. Some examples are below.

Moving Van

The inside of a rental van. I’d say it’s moved its fair share of things with sharp edges over the years…

Life on Mars

I saw a filming of “Life on Mars” the other day while on my way to work. I snapped a photo that didn’t seem too interesting at the time – an old-fashioned fire truck and police car, some extras dressed in 1950s garb, a big crew – the usual. But check out what I saw when I blew up the photo (below). Either there’s a scene that features the invisible man, or it’s a stunt man who’s going to be set on fire. My money’s with the fire one. Any viewers of Life on Mars want to let me know if I’m right in the coming weeks? Does anyone even watch that show?

Computer: Enhance! Enhance!

Male nudity is hilarious

This video features a friend of a friend’s brother who’s a writer for The Sara Silverman Program. DO NOT WATCH THIS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE FIRST TIME. Also don’t watch it if you’re under 18 or easily offended. If all this hype makes the video seem more exciting, then sit back, relax, and enjoy. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Watch it here

Decisive Action Fail

Lightroom in Overdrive

I’ve gotten pretty quick at blasting through a photoshoot in Lightroom to select my favorites, do some basic color correction, and spit out some jpgs. So I thought I’d share a sped-up video of the process from a recent blind tasting at the Snooth HQ. Enjoy!

Sony PSP Billboard Coming Down

Say it ain’t so! Looks like they’re finally pulling the plug on that aging Sony PSP billboard on Houston Street.

Have you ever tried to download new movies?

Thanksgiving Parade Video

I had a wonderful and totally not-terrifying experience at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on Thursday.

Geeking out on Wine

Geeking out on Wine

Among the bevy of things I’ve learned while working Snooth, one that caught me off guard (even though it’s pretty much the entire point of the site) is that it IS possible to know a lot about wine and not be a dick about it. I guess for a number of historical reasons, being “into” wine is seen as a pretty snooty endeavor, but the more I think about it and the more I learn, you can geek out about wine as much as you can geek out about anything.

Gregory Dal Piaz – a fellow Snoother, a Master of the Domaine (wait, that’s actually pretty funny), and a genuine nice guy – first got me thinking about this when he referred to his peers as fellow “wine geeks” rather than what I was expecting him to say – “wine snobs.” (True, while a snob would probably never admit to being one, it takes a true geek to refer to him/herself as a geek – it’s a basic tenant of Geek Pride.) So when Greg dropped that g-bomb, everything just became a lot clearer for me.

As with any topic, hobby, sports team, or other endeavor that inspires geeking, wine offers all the back-story, trivia, subtle distinctions, and of course – enjoyment – that makes it hold up as a pretty enjoyable thing to geek out about. Plus it can get you shitfaced. (Let’s see you try THAT, stamp collecting.)

So anyway, all this is what’s swirling around in my head as I read Greg’s latest blog post on the Snooth Blog, covering a blind tasting of Pinot Noirs for Thanksgiving. There’s a lot of no-nonsense, entertaining, and enlightening discussion about these wines (as well as a few well-placed curse words), and it’s all especially entertaining because nobody knows what they’re actually drinking until after all the reviews are done. Hence, none of the snottiness and all of the geekiness. It’s a lot of fun to read. (The photos are pretty good too. I’m just sayin…)

Uptime

Geeky but fun question – how long has it been since you’ve restarted your computer? (If you’re a Mac user, the best way to find out is to open up the “Terminal” program inside your Applications > Utilities folder and type “uptime” without the quotes, then press return. Shazam.)

To the comments!

The Youngest Candidate Trailer

Do you ever have days when you feel privileged to know people who can make stuff this awesome?

Check out the trailer for Jason Pollock’s new documentary, “The Youngest Candidate.” Trailers don’t get much better than this.

PS – check out the movie’s website, http://www.theyoungestcandidate.com. It was designed by Shepard Fairey. Don’t know who Shepard Fairey is? He’s the guy that designed this. ‘Nuff said.

Marker Comp Blog

Ever wonder how creative professionals at a big ad agency goof off during brainstorming sessions? Check out markercomp.blogspot.com to see more. Full disclosure: this kicks ass.

Personal Fail


 

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