Has anyone else noticed that the displays on the new NYC subways seem to use Apple’s Keynote presentation software? If you’ve ever used Keynote, pay attention to the transitions and you’ll recognize all your favorites - Cube, Dissolve, Pop - they’re all there!
Does anyone know if they actually have a little Mac running the show inside every subway, or if it’s just a video file looping?
I just had a great idea for a way to teach young children about the dangers of drinking, as well as a way to help actors find work. Hear me out.
Parents will hire an actor (any ‘ol actor will do) to play “Uncle Rick.” Uncle Rick will only need to sporadically meet the kid a few times during the “role”, which will consist of the kid’s family having Uncle Rick over for dinner a few times over the course of about 3 years. The more years the kid keeps Uncle Rick in the back of his mind, the better the payoff. See where I’m going with this?…
Push me, please…
+5Just to my right is the big house I just bought. Nice isn’t it? Behind me is the golf course. You’ll have to come play sometime!
+1Damn, I hear Creon coming agian. Why won’t that man just stay in Thebes and leave me the hell alone!
--4taxi… TAXI!!!
+9Good Morning Ladies!
+8Boy, this high definition television really puts you in the movie.
--8You see, the cane helps me identify an obstructions in my path so that i can avoid anyyyyyyy… AAHHHHHhhhhhh..hhh… :splash:
--6Mike’s vacation pics? Oh I gotta see this.
--84
--11MARCO!
(I know, I know… pretty tasteless.)
+6I think my metal detector is broken
+7This isn’t where i parked my car.
+9Hey, at least I’m not wearing lime green pants today.
--9u don`t see,if u close your eyes you lose yourself,everything is changing around u until u take ur time to seat and rest,in this life u have just one shot,so,see where u going too,until ur gone….
--14Oh hmm i think this is the hotel… WAHHHHH!!! *SPLASH!*
--5I hope everyone isn’t staring at me…. not because I’m blind, but because I’m dressed very inappropriately for this coastal climate.
--3Kitty, kitty!!!
--5Somebody, help me!!!
--5Where is this f’n way dooooooown? Awwwww
--1I think I can hear the train station from here…. few more steps and I’ll be theeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhr!!
--3I think I took the wrong turn. It’s a bit too hot for Alaska.
--3This isn’t where i parked my car…
--1Sunglasses… too dark!
--2Contest Closed!
The winner, by Sparky with +6 points:
I think my metal detector is broken
The loser, by intelinside with –10 points:
u don`t see,if u close your eyes you lose yourself,everything is changing around u until u take ur time to seat and rest,in this life u have just one shot,so,see where u going too,until ur gone….
--3
This little piggy went to teacher…
03.27.08 at 8:17 am
His new name is gonna be P. Diddy Mao!
03.27.08 at 8:27 am
Good thing daddy leaves his gun laying around. Those solicitors are getting annoying.
03.27.08 at 8:58 am
-do u like me?
-no..i hate u
-u hate me?
-ya,YA fuck u.
-hey,don`t tell me fuck me,fuck you..u are the next victim so,click,click,BUMMMMMM….motherfucker
03.27.08 at 10:04 am
One for Mum. One for me.
03.27.08 at 11:06 am
Ha! He loves me not
03.27.08 at 1:02 pm
The Milky Bars are on me.
03.27.08 at 2:40 pm
He loves me, he loves me not…
03.27.08 at 2:41 pm
mother warned me there would be days like this.
03.27.08 at 2:42 pm
Now, it’s time to play Grand Theft Auto… for real!
03.27.08 at 6:03 pm
Yay! My favorite game, Russian Roulette! I wonder if I’ll win this time.
03.27.08 at 8:16 pm
Say hello to my little friend….
03.27.08 at 10:45 pm
Ups :)
03.28.08 at 9:33 am
Thess dildo batteries are tiny.
03.28.08 at 11:38 am
You wont say no to me again!
03.28.08 at 12:06 pm
Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty….
03.28.08 at 2:16 pm
If it fits …
03.28.08 at 3:55 pm
“That’s the perfect place to hide my lipstick!”
03.28.08 at 5:09 pm
Exhausting,
03.28.08 at 10:03 pm
Just do it
03.29.08 at 4:52 am
How’s THIS for clever?
03.29.08 at 5:06 am
Princess Leia to Han - “I’m sure this blaster looks kinda’ funny”
03.29.08 at 6:23 am
come out, come out, wherever you are…
03.29.08 at 1:39 pm
This one is for…yeah, for a Ben guy…
03.29.08 at 2:07 pm
“So my ass looks fat does it…”
03.29.08 at 5:35 pm
I wander how deep is the hole….!
03.30.08 at 3:53 am
Too many times I’ve been voted down on this website. I’m done with life.
03.30.08 at 6:16 am
im gonna kill you tedyy bear !!!
03.30.08 at 7:29 am
Moooom… can i sleep with dady tonight?!
03.31.08 at 11:18 am
I always have to take care of everything myself!
03.31.08 at 10:16 pm
This crayon is heavy…..
03.31.08 at 10:20 pm
One for daddy, one for mammy…
04.01.08 at 8:57 am
i like russians
04.01.08 at 2:40 pm
he loves me, he doesnt, he loves me, he doesnt, he loves me…
04.01.08 at 3:50 pm
where could be my little sister??
04.02.08 at 3:27 am
i kill you
04.02.08 at 4:42 am
man,i hate playin with dolls. so i decided i will try out some boys’ toys…
04.02.08 at 8:48 am
“This isn’t what I asked for Christmas, wonder how it works …”
04.02.08 at 9:42 am
They killed kenny…. You bastards!
04.02.08 at 10:01 pm
one for mum
…
04.03.08 at 10:31 am
Today has not been a good day
04.03.08 at 2:13 pm
soooooo, where i gonna put this?
04.03.08 at 3:15 pm
Mom…
…You have any money?
04.03.08 at 3:48 pm
Home is where your head is.. and yours will be split across the floor for touching my mimsy.. stepdad
04.03.08 at 4:11 pm
Oops, I did it again )
04.06.08 at 8:59 pm
Contest Closed!
The winner, by Jeff with +27 points:
This little piggy went to teacher…
The loser, by Lucas with –13 points:
Ups :)
04.07.08 at 8:09 am