The Cleverest Responses (17)

1. “This accident should have killed you. But I guess that’s just wishful thinking.”
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   ~Mike
   03.30.05 at 5:34 pm

2. You think your neck’s fucked up?

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   ~Jeff
   03.31.05 at 2:35 pm

3. “So this is the surface of Jupiter as seen from the Hubble. Just thought it’d cheer you up, you know, because you’re crippled.”

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   ~Gabe
   03.31.05 at 7:18 pm
4. “As you can see, we had to remove your 13th vertebra. But your dignity…well, the steering column took care of that.”
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   ~Mike
   03.31.05 at 7:40 pm
5. What did you learrrn?
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   ~Mike
   03.31.05 at 7:41 pm

6. “…and that’s where the baby should’ve come out. Anyway, can I get you a lozenge?”

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   ~Gabe
   03.31.05 at 7:55 pm

7. Here I am, a doctor and all, and I can’t think of A SINGLE THING TO SAY to this poor, injured woman!

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   ~Jeff
   04.01.05 at 7:04 pm

8. “So whatta you think of my new drawing?…Hey, look at me when I’m talking to you, or I’ll really give you something to cry about.”

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   ~Ira
   04.04.05 at 4:55 am
9. Good work everyone! We’re all so funny, we killed the POPE!
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   ~Mike
   04.04.05 at 6:48 pm

10. Sorry, JLo, but it looks like your walking days are over.

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    ~Jeff
    04.05.05 at 3:21 pm

11. too bad those jugs are being wasted on a cripple. yes, i can be that crass because i am a doctor. I SAVE LIVES DAMMIT

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    ~lauren
    04.06.05 at 12:46 am

12. Trust me Lauren, they’re not being wasted.

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    ~The Night Janitor
    04.06.05 at 12:53 am

13. i wonder if she likes the womens….

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    ~q
    04.06.05 at 5:42 pm

14. ” let me show you how bad you really will look like in about a year ot two…”

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    ~pink
    01.22.07 at 2:03 pm

15. the penis enters here.

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    ~zach
    02.03.07 at 7:04 pm

16. I understand your pain. I would have tried to hang myself too, if I sobered up and realized I was married to Marc Anthony. After all, there’s only room for one big ass in every family.

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    ~Geoff
    05.25.07 at 8:19 pm

17. kısaca sen boku yemişsin

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    ~Anonymous
    07.01.07 at 7:49 pm

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