Ok, so today at lunch I mixed a 50/50 vodka/coke ratio into a soda bottle. I just got back to my desk and I intend to finish it before 4 PM. Wish me luck.

I’d like to make a little short called “$10.”

It will document the actual earning and spending of $10 by a few real people - you’re all invited to participate. I know what mine’ll be!

Anyone else interested? How will you make/spend your $10?

Can I go off on a little rant here? I want to talk about something that really pisses me off, and I’m sure I’m not alone here. You know whenever you fill out a form on the web, right next to the “submit” button there’s another button - it’s usually called “clear” or “cancel” or something? Well it’s BULLSHIT! I guarantee NOBODY takes the time to fill out an entire page with their personal information, gets all the way to the bottom, and then realizes, “Opps, I’ve filled out EVERYTHING wrong! Thank goodness for this “clear” button!” What invariably ends up happening is that you’ll press it by accident, because for some fucked up reason, the button that destroys all the work you’ve just done is RIGHT NEXT TO THE SUBMIT BUTTON!!!!!! Christ that’s annoying!

This website here is an amazing tool to create anagrams.

My favorite anagram I’ve found so far is the following: Vagina: nag via.

There are also lots for “President Bush”:

BENDS PURE SHIT

BUSTED HER NIPS

DEBUTS HER NIPS

DEBT RE HIS PUNS

BURNS DEEP SHIT

Fun fun fun!