December 1st, 2004
Wet paint? I’ll be the judge of that!
November 25th, 2004
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
November 23rd, 2004
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November 22nd, 2004
I noticed something very strange on my morning commute the other day. On page 15 of AMNewYork (a second-tier morning rag designed to leech off of its competitor, Metro) I saw a small display ad for a pet-sitting service. The ad featured a photo of a care-free cat bounding in mid-air. I couldn’t put my finger on it, but I knew in my heart - I had seen that cat before. Only when I was at work a few hours later did it hit me - the cat was taken from a campy humorous jpg that perverted co-workers and college students had been forwarding to each other for years. Someone, for reasons unknown to me (but postulated upon in the next paragraph), had used that photo for this seemingly legitimate purpose.My hope is that some young and crafty art director used that photo in the ad so that other young crafty art directors would recognize it and give him (or her, but most likely him) a small nod of recognition by posting it on his (or her) blog. So this posting is for you, young art director. There’s a whole world out there, and endless opportunities to insert phalluses, inside jokes, and references to masturbation into your work. So go out there and make me proud, but most importantly, make me laugh.
November 22nd, 2004
Here’s a little something I made a few months back. One day at work I saw a piece of paper with some notes my boss had jotted down, and I noticed to my astonishment how much it looked like my own handwriting. I immediately took the paper and wrote the same thing in my handwriting below everything he’d written. But a few months later I realized that it was probably my handwriting to begin with. Oops.
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Rather, you’re a cocksucker you’re a fucking asshole lick my balls you cocksucker mother fucker you - Hey Dan, how are you? Great speech, really!
11.23.04 at 7:00 pm
solo, commenting on your own posts is like crapping on your own hand— its easy to do but it stinks
get it? your shit stinks, and YOU stink
11.24.04 at 2:57 am
You WOULD know about crapping in your own hand, because you’re always busy sucking your OWN COCK! How does it feel now? Not too good I take it. Not to say I “take it” but you know what I don’t mean…
11.24.04 at 3:07 am
As a prominent journalist, I find this photo particularly unsettling as it only verifies the abuse of otherwise candid and innocuous media, a trend that is running amok throughout this “inter-web.”
On the other hand, is TOM BROKAW’S MEATY COCK!!!!
That’s right, I’m Dan Rather and I wrote COCK!!
11.24.04 at 6:19 pm
World’s first Square-faced staring competitions get off to bad start when competitors fail to understand rules.
01.27.07 at 12:14 am
i wonder if they notice ive got my finger up your ass
Maybe next time your thumb and it wont be so obvious
02.06.07 at 5:06 am
Brokaw: Dude how many tequilas did you have?
Rather: After the third, I’m a little hazy? What event is this?
Brokaw: We are at anti-alcoholism forum. Now look sober..uh..look undrunk!
02.08.07 at 2:06 pm
Inside they both knew they were black.
03.07.07 at 2:37 am
The World Series of Poker Face Main Event took off with eager competitors across the paladium.
03.07.07 at 2:41 am
After much deliberation, their parents threw away the kid’s keys to their mouths. They would have to wait for the keysmith.
03.07.07 at 2:44 am