Speaking of blogs, Google can help you dive headfirst into some pretty strange and random ones. It’s easy, just search for stuff like the following:
“and there was no fucking way”
“the pain was unbearable”
“that’s when it got weird”
“for years and years and years and years”
“so then I was like”
You get the idea. Any good ones? Share them in the comments.
There’s gone be some changes round these parts.
I know I used to harp on blogs but the time came when I had to admit defeat and embrace their ease of use.
I used to update this site manually, the old fashioned way, because I thought I was a purist. In much the same way some of us prefer the crackle and pop of those stupid vinyl records, I preferred to upload new content to this site via ftp and write much of the html by hand.
But do you know what that was? It was a gigantic pain in the ass. And who suffered? We all suffered. It sucked for me when I wanted to post something but was too lazy to write code for 20 minutes. And it sucked for you when you were bored - either unable or unwilling to seek out pornography - and thought that maybe you’d cruise on by the cleverest, because every once in a while - FUCK!!!! That fucker STILL hasn’t updated his website! What the FUCK is he waiting for?!?!
So now with the help of modern technology, I can upload new content to this site lickity-split without all the bullshit. But what’s reeeeally cool about “going blog” are the comments everyone can write. In fact, I strongly encourage you to leave a little something behind whenever you drop by. Don’t know what to write? Doesn’t matter. Nobody reads this shit anyway.
See you all in cyberspace!
Tonight as I got off the subway I was greeted with thick black smoke, blazing sirens, and thousands of people on the street. It seems the 99 cent store about a block from my apartment had caught fire. I had my camera, a fully charged battery, and a surprisingly absent sense of self-preservation. Enjoy the photos! (Click the photo for the gallery)
I think that blaming one of your less desirable genetic traits on the parent that passed it down to you is pointless. Let’s use big ears as an example. If a guy has gigantic ears, he’ll most likely blame his big-eared father for passing down the gene. But everyone knows that you have no control over which genes you pass down and which ones you don’t. It’s not the father’s fault he has big ears. If anything, the dude should blame his mother for marrying the big-eared freak.
Product Recalls! !! You asked for it, you got it.
