REDRUM….

    +36

Mommy and Daddy wanted us to clean our room. We didn’t want to so we shanked them.

    +21

I am best… No I am best…. i am best of the best…. I am best of the best of the best…

    --32

- So, at last he doesn’t breathe, does he?
– No, he doesn’t

    +8

We know all you secrets!

    --22

Lindsey Lohan ain’t got SHIT on us!!!! We party HARD bitchez!!!!

    --9

They walk alike they talk alike–they will blow your mind! When cousins…identical cousins, you will find…Oh when cousins…are two of a kind!

    --17

Really? In your pocket?

    --5

That was a really long van ride. So, where’s the candy?

    +27

-Daddy molests me the most! :)

-No fair :(

    --12

Fuck it… pearens… who asked do IT twise…. i didn’t want a sister….

    --23

Mommy and Daddy wanted us to clean our room. We didn’t want to so we thumped them.

    --15

- Look at all the stupids out there!
- Yeah, I hate those heterosexuals. Let’s get suck Davey’s cock.

    --23

“Did you remember to put those funny pills the veterinarian gave Frisky in Mommy and Daddy’s drinks?”
“Yeah, can’t you tell? He’s turning blue, and she’s starting to clutch at her throat. What fun!”

    --7

oh yeah)) mom and dad are doing sex)))

    --16

Yes, the curtains DO match the carpet.

    --1

Except there’s really no carpet to speak of.

    --3

OMG… WATA STUPID ASSHOLES TRY TO JOKE HERE….

    --18

Hey Grek, Learn how to speak english correctly then you can comment.

    +4

-Santa Claus?
-Hum… I don’t think so… Look like an old, fat, drunk and homeless man in red …

    --11

-So, lets have a disguise…
- I’ll be you and you”ll be me…

    --11

Left: I’m obviously our parents favourite. They can see I’ve the prettier smile.

Right: You think they can see? Look at the décor…

    +5

- Are you sure you are my sister?
- ummmmm have to ask Mummy

    --15

Sure they look innocent here, but these love children from the 70s have quite a tragic story to tell, the details of which include living in poorly decorated homes, being forced to wear hideous outfits, and watching the hairy neighbor muff dive mommy. All on the next Montel.

    --13

“Grammy and Grampy, we’re so glad you let us come to live with you after Mommy and Daddy burned up in our house fire!”
“That was the same night they said we couldn’t have a pony. But YOU’LL let us have a pony, won’t you? H-m-m-m-m-m-m?”

    +18

“Well, they won’t oversleep and miss the plane to Disney World THIS year!”
“Darn right. Wiring their bedsprings to the wall outlet and setting the timer for 6:00 a.m. was the best idea we ever had!”

    --6

“We’ve decided what we want that bird you had in your bedroom last night for our birthday present.”
“When we walked past the door we heard Daddy say, ‘Shall I catch it in the sheet or let it fly?’.”

    --9

Hi….
Hi….

    --13

Come play with us

    --9

What a stupid guys look on us now!

    --9

Aw… isn’t it cute what kitty did!
…That’s my shoe she did it in!!

    --6

-I’ll kill them!
-No! Wait! I’ll do it better! ))

    --3

the more i smile, the more they will think it was her…

    --2

mommy, do sister can give me some fun with her finger.

please, say no, she’s allready full of cheese

    --8

-Alien, us?
-Ain’t that silly, Zuff?
-Yeah, real silly Xenort =]

    --4

“I just pee’d my pants”

“It’s OK, I’m wearing socks”

    --6

- take photo now!!
- we so drunk…

    --9

If I were you…
…where I would be?

    --3

If I were you…
…where would I be?

    --5

- Can I bite his face now?

- NO WAY!!! It’s my turn…

    --7

Please, show me your other conjoined twins.

    --5

fghfghfghfg

    --9

u people have absolutly no lifes

    --11

Left girl: “This kinda sucks.”

Right girl: “It really does.”

    +4

Liz needs to buy a dildo because she hasn’t a man in her life. Uglyface. Nobody at work likes you.

    --2

dear liz. it’s ‘lives’, not lifes. Say it with me… ‘lives’.

    +1

I happen to know Liz in a most intimate way. I can tell you that, on her back, she’s a lifeless, hairy corpse.

    --1

Come play with us David…

    --1

We’re Beatrice

    +0

Come play with us…forever and ever…

    --1

Left: do you like my new wallpaper?

Right: i’m… i’m going to throw up

    +5

right:”why do I have to wear blue?”

left:”cuz u’r an ugly boy who wants look like me”

    +1

- It’s not true that twins talk in sync!

- It’s not true that twins talk in sync!

    --1

dear boss . Can i ake the jib now ? I can work really good with the photoshop

    --1

grrr… i wanted the jumper with the blue stipe

    +0

“Where is the knife?”
“I don’t know, but I have clippers!”

    --1

“Corpse?, what corpse?”

“It was her”

    +0

“I’m wearing pink, which makes me prettier, cuter, and so much better than yours.”

“Bullsh*t.”

    --1

I Sissy , I Missy… what next?! what next?!

    --2

My sister is a consumer whore.

And how!

    +0

blue-do you really think i buy that whole santa story?
pink- actually ,your shoes look just like my dad’s.do you buy them from the same store?

    --1

“Sis and I live in Salem”

“Yeah, and we make poltergeists when we’re not happy”

    +0

“This is Jaaaaaaaack”

    +0

a) I’m prettier than my sis..
b) We see us tonight…

    --1

“I hope we can one day afford college.”

“I like horses!”

    +0

“Everybody look at me! me!”
“No, dont be asshols! look at me, sweet!

    --1

“Please have pity, she is
red-haired !”

“…You too.”

    +0

do you want some special candy lips?

    +0

Twincest forever

    +1

Left Girl: Mummy, we took care of the rat you were scared of! Claire ate it!

Claire: Mmhmm!

    +0

So, you forgot to fasten the motor to the back of the boat huh? What the fuck were you thinking! …. oh yea, First!

    --8

Beautiful weather… If your a DUCK!

    +44

maybe anyone should paddle…

    --3

I’m a thirsty. Have you any water?

    --18

The boat is too big for as….. and sharks are nervus….

    --28

~scott D’s post
+ ~Keks’s post
=
maybe anyone should suck my DUCK?

    --18

I forgot the sushi

    --9

Well, Dad always said he wanted a burial at sea, but I hope he’s not mad that we dumped his ass in this polluted lake.

    --2

Dammit Natalie, I told you we shouldn’t have booked with that low-budget cruise line!

    +35

Is this a bad time to say I have explosive diarrhea?

    +36

Here’s a riddle for you – what has two legs, a boat, and loves to rape and murder people out on the lake?

    +22

Now see whats happening when you’re buying all these fuckn’ “T-Com Shares”! Even our estate has been sold….DAMN! And this boat is only leased!
………..I’m hungry…..and I’m cold……and my penis is gettin very..SHUT UP!

    --12

So, I finally saw The Talented Mr. Ripley, and I thought it was pretty damn good.

    --8

This has to be the WORST booze cruise I have ever been on!

    --9

Suck a duck????

    --18

I vote that we skip the hunger phase and go right to the cannibalism.

    +5

No Brian, I said “WHORES” not “OARS.”

    +14

So, how about a three way? Opinions?

    --4

Relax, Fred, the guy in the movie’s name was FREDO, although he also made the Big Boss mad… now turn around and pray a Hail Mary.

    --13

I wish I was in a more interesting picture.

    +9

Won a boat trip and all I got are these lousy dudes.

    --7

Errr, didn’t we have some animals on board, when we started this trip? What happened to them, Noah?

    --6

what if wanna shit…

    --10

At least there isn’t thunder…

    --13

I’m singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feelin’
I’m happy again

    --6

God to Noah: I said a couple of each species, and you just had to bring a gay couple? NOAH!

    --4

This isn’t what I meant when I suggested we go “trolling for skanks”.

    --3

Peter, we need to talk about your TPS reports.

    +4

“Permission to cum aboard, captain.”

    --2

come on, no one will hear us, so please…
Tell us!!!
i promise that frog don´t understand english!

    --9

The best meeting in my life, actually.

    --8

When you said you booked Cedar Rapids for our vacation, I didn’t know it was going to be a cruise.

    --9

Martin, tell us about your fear of water and your persistent sinking feeling.

    +6

Dearly beloved we gather here to join this man and,,

hey has anyone seen the ring bearer?

    --4

Are u sure Noe’s Arch will pass here to catch us, before the end of the World?

    --6

okay, so what does your f**king sat nav say now, nautilus?!?

    --3

this is the life ey, no wifes gettin on your nerves, with I’m cold, I’m bored, I wonna go home, just three guys on a lake…

    --8

Here you see: We’re all in the same boat.

    --7

Have any of you seen the film jaws?

    --9

Im gay!

    --6

Noy/and where is your great ark????

    --11

how you think, John. Are there English speaking indians?

    --11

He is one too many here!

    --12

What the hell is “Noe’s Arch”? Does pathetic, semiliterate Fabio mean Noah’s Ark?

    --7

Wow, That Global Warming Really Snuck Up On Us Huh

    +1

Beautiful weather … If you’re a duck .

    --14

why would we bring brollies and no food?

    --7

Alright, who wants a handjob? Handjob? Handjob?

    +4

…it’s a 4 bedroom, 3 bath, but there’s only one drawback…

    --6

“Fuck it…. wata hell I’ am doing in this fucking boat…. with my chif and his’ stupid wife…. he said… wana carier grow… come on… i love fishing…. damit wata fucking hell I am doing here… “

    --7

i splept with your wife

    --4

Well, Charlie did say he would swim home if he didn’t get an umbrella. Now who’s going to row?

    --7

well…they did warn us that we were running out of oil….

    --6

Yes, it is still the Republican Party’s assertion that there is no such thing as global warming. Now lets get on with this tour of the oil rigs in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.

    --6

…and now? who wants to play a game?

    --4

…who booked economy?

    --6

I’m wet…

    --6

So, you guys think Ryan Seacrest is gay or what?

    --3

And that’s when I discover that the monster of the loch ness is living here.

    --5

some thing smells fishy around here.

    --3

Maybe the wrong place for dealings :/

    --5

Maybe the wrong place for dealings :

    --5

If one man in this boat wouldn’t be here…

    --4

That is where i live…

    --2

Ok Fred, I hope you didn’t forget the concrete shoes this time…

    --4

Which one’s the candlestick maker?

    --4

Ähmm so …. that is the new open office ?

    --1

Oh yeah he was a great travel agent…

    --1

Three men in a boat, with four cigarets and no matches, how do they manage to smoke?

    --1

Yes, I do

    --1

I do…

    --1

I’m glad we tossed Liz over; stupid bitch. Now tell me LIZ – who doesn’t have a life? Heh. Swim, bitch… swim with your cement shoes.

    +2

Now that we are finally leaving this island, Kate, i wondered if you could give a blowjob to me (moreoverSawyer is looking at us, that’s pretty exciting!)

    +7

How beautiful…, so green, so much water, this cool rain…is so different to our country, Egypt

    --1

The meeting can begin

    +1

which 1 of us is the candle stick maker

    +2

So Fredo, I’ve got some bad news for you. Could you hold this umbrella for a second.

    +1

it’s keeping good afternoon, isn’t it?

    +0

I’m singing in the rain…
Just singing in the rain…

    +0

“Ok. Nobody leaves untill my wife shows up. And she better be ok”

    +1

woman- paul, you can kill yourself on a sunny day, and we don t have to be there !

    +1

I told you, that dredgers cannot swim….because they only have one arm!!

    +1

It does not matter if we look silly, we still get paid by the Stock Photo Agency for this useless metaphorical picture, though I wonder if anyone will really buy it.

    +0

so where the fuck is this old greg you told us about?

    +1

Row row your boat …

    +0

three men in a boat…Are we really on the tamise?

    +0

if we have a crash, lady and children first

    +0

2012: Next stop, big ships in china!

    +0

we should make out……

    +0

“So…The Titanic…unsinkable yeah!? Of course the tickets were cheap its fucking ice berg season…”

    +0

Ok you two should go get some rest, I’ll wait here with the boat…see if she comes back.

    +0

I thought a threesome would be more… exciting!

    +0

When will she realize I’m not wearing any pants?

    +106

sorry to interrupt, but was it: miss or misses bauer?

    --17

Why does she feel the need to apply hand sanitizer every time she shakes my hand?

    +26

What’s up, sweet tits?

    --17

Excuse me, could you please stop clapping. Please. STOP CLAPPING!!!!!!

    +20

relax honey. may be you will survive and they will f*ck me… (he he he, u can hope…)

    --33

Boy do I want to fuck you in the ass right now!!

    --25

No No No – I said I gave YOU the clap

    --14

hmmm… were in a dark room.. alone and ive got a box of condoms in my jacket pocket

    --26

Honey…I keep telling you, you don’t clap after grace.

    --14

It’s longer than that!

    +49

I know you’re only a blow up doll, but you could at least TALK to me.

    --16

>>>>>>

    --23

All your bush are belong to me

    --13

O really? Birds do their wings like this?

    --5

If You do this with my little friend, I´ll give You the job You wanted.

    --14

She does actually quite look like a pirat with that eye-fold…

    --14

Look! i already know that’s a shadow Butterfly!

    --7

Don’t know what she’s talkn’ bout……but she got nice tits!!!

    --9

Damn…she DOES know I have a small penis!

    --13

damn, she likes fetishes!

    --16

Sorry but i don’t have vacancy for lover anymore. The last 3 were filled last week…

    --10

Yes well,A prank phone call could detonate a nuclear device as big as the moon in the core of earth witch is lava resistent of corse.(what a stupid idea!)

    --11

A NUCLEAR BOMB THE SISE OF THE MOON WILL BLOW UP IF SOME ON SAYS”BANANA”!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Oh fu->BOOM!!!!1

    --11

A NUCLEAR BOMB THE SISE OF THE MOON WILL BLOW UP IF SOME ON SAYS”BANANA”!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Oh fu->BOOM!!!!1

    --14

FU-IN TITS ARE HUGE!!!!!

    --12

I thought it was bigger than that!!!!

    --6

“Five Dollar Foot Long!!!”

    --7

Your face, your ass….what’s the difference?

    --5

What the fuck is she talking about?

    --6

Wow, when I applied for a job at this school for the deaf, I never thought the interview would be in sign language!

    +5

“bush ARE belong . . .pirat . . .she got . . .witch is lava resistent of corse . . .
sise . . .” what is this, a place where semiliterates come to show their stupidity?

    --9

Did you get wit um last night?
Deez NUTS bitch!

    --13

You people are stupid

    --6

Why didn’t you tell me you had Herpes when I chowed your box?

    --5

yes that’s right, that’s exactly 12 inches.

    --8

What’s going on???

    --9

shut up

    --7

bļa jā suka sūkā man !

    --11

You didn’t really appreciate this fuckin play, please, they were just… argh.

    --7

sorry to say but the results was you are a trisexual.

    --7

So tell me Billie, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

    --4

Way to go people – more lame-ass responses about penis size and ass-fucking. Since Mike doesn’t seem to be interested in declaring a best/worst response for these captions I’ll do it myself:

Worst response makers in order of suckage:
1. Grek
2. DVDA
3. Sean Hanity

You each win a boot to the skull. Enjoy.

    +1

Let me ask you something… Do you like rowboat rides?

    +3

what the fuck is she you talking about men?

    --1

That you would not speak I will touch yours a breast

    --1

This pair of false arms are absolutely fantastic. I came three times and she didn’t notice anything…

    +7

Ehm…are you urinating on my shoe?

    +0

my first thought was “i got the clap”

    +1

if only she were a man…

    +0

Yes maybe we should tell the photographer and the stylist that the pictures might come out a little dark and muted. Then again someone might want that kind of dismal look for some lame and dismal annual report.

    +0

when she will shut the f*ck up ?

    +0

i wish my cock was in between her hands

    +0

First !

    --29

OOPS!

    --18

Dam, I forgot my sticks!

    +42

Instead of a Telemark landing, I am going to try a Telemarketer’s landing. That’s where I don’t come down until they sit down to dinner.

    --3

Ski Jump? I thought she said Ski Hump!

    --6

damn! Niels forgot his brains!

    --13

I should be a famous gay porn star.

    --19

Dam, with n?
I didn’t forget my brains… i am Dutch.

    --19

I hope my bum doesn’t look big in this..

    --10

My suit is SOOOO gay!!

    --19

oh yeeeeeeeeeeah. roooock’n'roooooool

    --14

big tree …

    +44

don’t get a boner don’t get a boner don’t get a boner don’t get a boner don’t get a boner don’t get a boner don’t get a boner….

    +67

I just love the cock!!!!

    --22

Oh god…..I have to shit

    --10

When I think about the Bible, and how there are so many references to the “Son of Man” and the “Son of God”, I sometimes wonder if these where simply metaphors that were lost in translation. Personally, I feel that a “Son of Man” is a follower of logic, someone with an evolved mind. I mean, look at the human race, and how far we’ve come in such a short amount of time. The completely human ideals of “justice” and “morals”. Where as a “Son of Man” would say, “Here is my home, it belongs to me,” a “Son of God” would say, “Here is my self, I belong to the world.” It’s these kind of abstract notions that… OH SHIT A TREE!

    +95

Hm, what did I do with this pile of toilet paper before I put on the jumping suit…???

    --14

everythings gonna be allright…no one, no one, no one! OH FUCK, A TREE!!!

    --13

haha

    --18

help! I can’t see
… use the power, son!

    --9

“I’m the Gay Torpedo and I’m fab-u-lousss!”

    --10

Cool, a tree. I love trees.

    +16

Jeronimooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

    +3

Why are there already 4 references to the guy in the picture being gay? Did looking at the picture give you guys hard-ons or something?

    +33

Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now!!

    --15

way too PC for me bro. Your gay!

    --15

hey bro… Maybe, just maybe it’s the bright PINK ski suit…. ya think thats why people post gay comments?
Stop being sooo PC.

    --16

Cheapest and fastest way to get to dodge a bullet before the tribe gets to find out I sold their land, hehehe…

    --8

I bealive I can fly…

    --6

E=mc2

    --8

In case of loosing your sticks, pull out the chute.
“FUCK…..where is my chute?…..Damn whife…has put it into the fuckn’ washing machine again……..aaaaaaaahhhhhh”

    --5

I’m blind man. Where is my dog???

    --7

Damn, i need a shit!

    --12

Big tree and I have to shit!!

    --11

What man got to do to buy some beer ….

    --8

Hey D.V.D.A, closets are for clothes, girlfriend.

    --7

What now?? I forget how to landing! holy shiet!!!

    --8

Eddie the Eagle was kick ass and so am I!

    --8

FU*K! My ass is box! =))))))

    --7

“Red Airlines wanna land”
- “You can land, but watch out for the three”

*** SPLASH ***

    --5

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oooo shit stupid math teachers!

    --2

How long should I pose?. Have you made you fuck’n PHOTO?

    +11

Funny thing is the closer it gets, the more it looks like a … Arrrggggg.

    --3

es um urso

    --4

.. Fly me to the moon…

    --3

Why there is a big tree in front of me?!?!

    --4

Some of you morons need to read the other responses before you post. That way you don’t have to be the tenth person to make a comment about the guy hitting a tree.

    +7

Did I close the bathroom window??

    --2

Ok, and now, how can I turn away from this tree?

    --5

HA! In your face tower of Pisa. Who care about that little building after me?

    --5

Holy crap, I’m going fast. REALLY fast. I didn’t know I could go this fast. I wonder how God felt when he made everything? Did make everyone go this fast? Or are we just going this slow. Is is slow or fast? What about the girl from yesterday? Would she approve of me going this fast? What was her name? Wendy? Shelly? Betty? Veronica? Woah, I must have thought over a hundred words by now… what do they say whenever that happens? I wonder if this is like the whole “life flashing before your eyes thing” that’d be pretty cool. Anyway, what was I saying again?

    --3

TIMMEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!

    --3

ZzZzZzZzZz…

    --3

Oooops! Should have worn my brown suit instead.

    --4

This new generation of Tranfer is sooo cold…

    --3

oh shit i have to go to bathroom ^^’

    --3

NOW! how the fuck do you slow this shit down…

    --1

Fucking global warming! My job becomes more and more dangerous (especially the landings)

    +3

maybe I shouldn’t have tucked it in so far…

    --1

in hindsite i think that attempting flight with nothing but a plastic helmet and a couple of sticks attached to my feet was not such a good idea

    +3

so if the square root of the base of pi times the hypotenuse of a triangle equals the the p– OH SHIT

    --1

“Have I turned off the oven?”

    --1

Hi mom!!

    --1

SHIT A TREE!!!

    --1

SH!T A TREE!!!

    --2

OH SHIT!

    --4

who is the first ? The first came home. Who came home ? who is the first…but…who is the first ? The first came home. Who came home ? who is the first…but…who is the first ? The first came home. Who came home ? who is the first…but…who is the first ? The first came home. Who came home ? who is the first…but…

    --2

Mom! I fly!

    +0

Oh god, I HAVE to start farting while on skis or one day I’ll never land.

    --1

“And where is the break???”

    --2

I believe I can fly…

    --1

I keep on fallin’

    --1

IM HAVE BIIIIG PROBLEMS

    --1

Did i turned the oven off???

    +1

where was i going again ?

    +0

i hope thats sheperds-pie in my pants….

    --1

Oh great, I have to pee.

    --2

Didn’t they tell me to turn left here, “past the trees on the left”? Damn, as always: No one around to ask for the way! Where IS all the Sunday outgoers? Why don’t they put up signs here?

    +0

Oh God let’s get this over with, I so mismatched colors for this outfit, and now everyone can see it.

    +0

Is mum looking?

    +0

what would peaple think, about what im thinking of…

    +0

I can see my house from up here!

    +4

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    +2

I can’t remember this m*therfuckin’ tree 10 seconds ago..!

    --2

If anyone says anything about a tree again, you will be killed, thanks :)

I sure am glad this is only a picture.

    +1

I belive i can fly !!!

    +3

where the hell am i?

    +1

i love ski jumping.. that prety land everywhere, trees under me, clouds next to me and… a bird in front of me…

    +0

“WOW, what a fart i made !”

    +1

EEEAGLE !

    +3

Wanna have a break? Let’s get a Kit Kat!

    +2

fickts eiche miata!!

    --1

Holy shit! I’m pregnant

    +1

“don’t hit the banners, don’t hit the banners”

    +0

hahahaha

    +0

Fuck. This wall on last Olympic games wasn’t.

    +0

this is Method Man from ”How High”

    +0

there is no spoon

    +0

o kurwa !

    +1

ARRRR.. I’ll Bend over and let you bury your treasure… ARRRR.

    --2

Wow…. That penis IS really small.

    +31

I can’t see a single person on this website who’s got the intellectual capabilities to fill my bubble with something half decent….

    +12

They call me Napoleon Bonemehard.

    --14

Only time will tell if starring in “Stratego: The Porno” will be a good career move.

    +22

“I Spy with my little eye something beginning with ‘W’”

    --10

I can see Fedamore, oh wait that’s just a caravan park!

    --20

Jennifer Lopez stars in: “Masturbator and Commander: The Far Side of Uranus”

    +10

Girl or boy?

    --9

All this effort, and many people will just remember me for the palindrome, “Able was I ere I saw Elba.”
(99% OF THE PEOPLE VISITING THIS HAVE NO CLUE WHAT A PALINDROME IS)

    --7

A palindrome is a sentence (or any words or numbers) spelled the same way forwards and backwards. (No Google search, honest) Yeah, it’s not called “The Cleverest” for nothing.

    --11

for how long do i have to stay like this?

    --8

Wow, we’re dropping palindromes now. What’s next? Similes? You’re all about as funny as cancer of the asshole. There’s a simile for you.

    --7

He may be proud of his palindrome but unfortunately his post was completely devoid of humor.

    --2

Yeah he sucks

    --8

Wellington may be my richest John, but this is the last time I “go down” at Waterloo for him.

    --7

England expects that every man will do my pootie.

    --8

OMG – George W. is masturbating again!

    --5

This role-playing sex game is getting old….

    --5

I see one idiot, who is looking at me now.

    --1

“Captain, put the eyeglass down and look out! That cloud is trying to cum on your hat!”

    --1

i gonna be the first guy who drinked with an eye.

    --4

This kaleidescope is fantastic, you should see all the pretty colours. Wait till I show everyone in their padded rooms!

    +6

Damn…….it still isn’t a kaleidoscope….what a bummer!
But this cupple having…ah what ever.
And what the fuck is this white cloud, next to my head doing here?

    --3

Maybe i should put this shit in my ass?

    --4

Paparazzi? voyeur? I dont mind! I wanna see a savage sex!

    --5

I see sunrise of the women time!!!

    --7

Aren’t I a little young for a Captian Morgan comercial?

    --5

hmmmmm i wonder how i have to use this

    --5

Clear.. No Napoleons in the area.

    --5

Those buggers, they put glue in the eye piece, and why couldn’t they give me a costume that doesn’t chafe?

    --5

Mom, you hidden me too long the way to make baby. Now I will know!

    --2

yar i hav never seen a penis as big before.

    --1

Look at that camel toe!

    --1

You blind? He’s a girl

    --1

I can see my house from here!

    --1

More proof that your standard 18th century gear looked better on women.

    +3

I can’t see anything -OH fuck it’s my dildo! Then where is my telescope?

    +2

What the hell am i doing in that stupid outfit :/ ?

    +0

I’m a replicunt !

    +0

I can see my house from up here!

    +1

usually i should be a men

    +0

where is my kitchen ?

    +1

geňa

    +0

Oh no! I’ll jump to my dyck!

    --10

I HATE PRACTICE DIVING IN THE OFF SEASON

    +12

Who doesn´t jump, he isn´t Czech!

    --17

MAM!! Look! I can touch my shoes!

    --5

I’m number One Mars athlete.

    --15

omg, where are my throusers?

    --13

Man, screw this yoga crap. Where’s a Baskin Robbins?

    --10

ya soy popular

    --13

im popular

    --12

Oh, I love high diving!

    --15

Yep, another photoshop miracle, making me look like a real jumper, Ha!

    --8

Criss cross will make ya jump…jump

    --11

omg, when i land my knee will break my faceeee

(i know its stupid, but my imagination finishes here)

    --13

I think I farted….

    --10

Damn, he was right. He CAN kick my ass that far.

    +24

Oh…. I didn’t shit like that before…..

    --10

I fly like a wind………. Weeeehaha

    --10

Omg… where’d the couch go!

    --9

This is the best “back-jump” ever

    --10

Yoga sucks….

    --9

Holy shit, Superman kicks hard!

    --6

I could add another few feet if it wasn’t for this fucking cloud…

    --11

Two more weeks of this and I’ll be able to suck my own cock!

    +33

I have to clear those lousy captions!

    --12

hoplà youpi

    --13

Please give thumbs up to my above comment

    --13

People call me the Bry man; I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is “yes”. I have a nickname for my penis. It’s called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes – my left one is James Westphal and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

    +4

fdffghfbjffnb

    --9

look mama I can swim!!!

    --6

I’m a Velociraptor weee i mean grrr

    --7

Oh no! There is a wooden floor and no sand here! о_О

    --8

This invisible car rocks!

    --6

Why am i falling backwards?

    --9

hell yeaaaaaaah!! im fart’n'furiooooos!

    --7

oh shit… that boss is way too strong for me…he’s got THE SUPER PUSH BACK SKILL. SHIT! I NEED HELP!

    --8

“OOOOOF! That’s the last time I tell the Hulk his feet look small…”

    --6

Wonder Woman!!! Non even you know how to drive? Stop your invisible plane, pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaassseeeeee!

    --4

please dont land on a pole!

    --7

holy shit, what are those cactuses doing there???

    --7

omfg its hulk o shit nooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

    --5

WTF?????

    --1

Oh fuck i said him not to play football with me as a ball.

    --2

Why I fly back?

    +0

look mom i can touch my feet

    --2

HADOUKEN!!

    --2

This is gay…

    --1

The recoil of this gun is aaaaawesome!

    +6

Fuck(((

    --2

Hopefully it’s sand

    +3

I hate stretching …

    +1

It hurts but it looks great and the people belive that it was my Intention …

    +0

oh, i must jaewning!!

    +0

Aaaaaaaaahh, what a relief!
But it stinks awfull…

    +0

“…I’m stuck.”

    +1

hhheeeaaaddd,sholers, knees and toes, knee and toes and eyes and ears and mouth and nose…. head sholders knees and toe knees and toes!!

    +0

Damn I’m gonna get sand in my crotch and crack again !

    +0

what will people think about waht im thinking of?

    +0

I can see my house from up here!

    +0

FALCON PUNCH!

    +1

WTF o.O
my balls gonna hit tha floor!

AAAAARGH

    +0

I don’t jump, I’m climbing an invisible wall!!

    +0

WAWOOOOOOUUUH !!

    +0

“this invisible car sux, i cannot reach the steering whee;”

    +0

Okay, okay, we get it. This IS Sparta!

    +0

Whhheeee!

    +2