I’m a big fan of “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” so I decided to try making my own “actual items.” As far as I know, “actual Items” isn’t trademarked so I’m not doing anything illegal here - unless you count my meth lab, which I’m sure you will.
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I get asked out on lots of dates (ok, so humor me). In an attempt to narrow the field I’ve created this date application page. Ladies - there’s a lot of competition out there, so be sure to write clearly and legibly. I can’t be bothered to strain my eyes reading your illegible nonsense. Gentlemen - maybe you can use this date application as a way to break the ice when you’re introducing me to the ladies.
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I just finished a year-long pet project of mine - software that converts written text into speech. I decided to post the beta version so I could get some feedback from actual users. Enjoy, but be aware, there are still some bugs I need to work out. View it here

I’ve found that having a unique and pleasant ring tone on my cellular telephone is a great way to make friends. Download my ring tone here.

Here are the photos from the legendary Tinkle Booze Cruise Click here