April 7th, 2008
April 3rd, 2008
Creating a progressive and abstract print ad can be a good thing. But creating an ad that’s so abstract that the dude putting them up can’t tell the damn thing is upside down? Not so good.
April 1st, 2008
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Ants are effing amazing. I recently videotaped some of those little fuckers negotiating a giant piece of a wafer cookie through a vertical opening I made in a wall outside my hotel room in Mexico with my checkbook propped up with a piece of plastic deck furniture. You wish your life was as exciting as mine.
March 31st, 2008
The Cleverest Responses (51)
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Welcome to McDonalds. Would you like to try a value meal?
~DaveyBridges
+70
03.31.08 at 10:42 am -
zgzu
~787 --35
03.31.08 at 11:02 am -
NYPD! PUT ‘EM IN THE AIR!!!… Oh, sorry. I thought you were a black guy. On your way then. Let’s go.
~Racism is Dead +11
03.31.08 at 11:04 am -
mum, give me your phone number. quick.
~arman --8
03.31.08 at 11:59 am -
whats my name? WHATS MY NAME?
~ruxandra +7
03.31.08 at 12:18 pm -
Welcome to NY, get used to it… Now gimme the fuckin MONEY!!!
~disnoMax --10
03.31.08 at 2:21 pm -
Will you please give me a ride to Third Street!?!
~Fred --11
03.31.08 at 2:56 pm -
Open the door and let me come in to you, then let´s do ***** !
~jela84 --26
03.31.08 at 3:16 pm -
Do i look crazy to you?
~Bob +7
03.31.08 at 10:14 pm -
so how are you doin’
~dave --4
04.01.08 at 1:31 am -
hands on the roof…Wheare is Elvis!
~Marius-Romania --3
04.01.08 at 5:40 am -
welcome to the first drive by gunshop! Can I take your order?
~alij +9
04.01.08 at 5:47 am -
you nearly ran over me, you bitch!
~aurelien --14
04.01.08 at 7:21 am -
i just farted….quick smell before the aroma fades
~leftycristi --10
04.01.08 at 7:26 am -
“The Catholic Church here. We’re making a survey amongst citizens. So, Have you found Jesus?”
~Axion --7
04.01.08 at 9:41 am -
HAHA! WHAT DO YOU DO NOW, BITCH?
~Thesecondthought --15
04.01.08 at 10:05 am -
“You can’t handle the truth”
~Dave --12
04.01.08 at 11:55 am -
I’m havin’ a bad day.
You can too.~Greebo --4
04.01.08 at 1:44 pm -
My dick’s caught in the door and I’m on a skatrboard.
So no sudden breaking, if you please.~Greebo --5
04.01.08 at 1:46 pm -
Hitch-Hiking ghetto-stylee.
~Dreggs --7
04.01.08 at 1:49 pm -
If you don’t let me pump you fulla sperm, I’m gonna pump you fulla lead.
~UncleTom --14
04.01.08 at 2:08 pm -
hands up!
i havent shit since last week
~ainainaina --7
04.01.08 at 3:42 pm -
These are the most fucking pathetic responses imaginable. What the fuck, people?
~Humor is dead +4
04.01.08 at 4:20 pm -
Do I look like the Green Goblin? DO I???!!!
~Paul --10
04.01.08 at 4:55 pm -
YOUR KID SHOT MY SISTER AFTER THE LAST PHOTO!
~Jeff --5
04.01.08 at 5:29 pm -
Nothing says “Kill my pretentious ass!” like a Hummer.
~Jeff --2
04.01.08 at 5:32 pm -
I am Keifer Sutherland!
~Mike --5
04.01.08 at 9:38 pm -
Give Me all your doughnuts… NOW!!!
~Scott D +2
04.01.08 at 9:51 pm -
Excelent educational toy for our boy, isn’t it hon?
~Masha --3
04.02.08 at 1:28 am -
WHUZZZUUUP!??
~Iris --3
04.02.08 at 1:46 am -
wanna be my friend??
~just me +4
04.02.08 at 2:45 am -
AAAAAAAAAAAAR Mighty.
~nostriel --5
04.02.08 at 2:59 am -
Ready..Steady..GO!!!
~Masha --3
04.02.08 at 4:58 am -
“Do I look desperate for a girlfriend?! DO I?!!”
~Moreno +0
04.02.08 at 9:37 am -
Throw me the idol, I’ll throw you the whip!
~Mike --4
04.02.08 at 11:03 am -
For the last time, I’m fucking driving and I have NOT had too much to drink. Now get out of the car honey.
~Pring +0
04.02.08 at 5:00 pm -
Oi,…NYD…get lost you CSI bitch!
~Slimjim --5
04.02.08 at 5:17 pm -
Is my barrel clean? IS IT? IS IT?
~Splodgenessabounds --4
04.02.08 at 10:09 pm -
When I’m cleaning windows.
~Twit --5
04.02.08 at 11:22 pm -
Where is your Xenu now?
~dontspamme --5
04.03.08 at 5:50 am -
Hey, you! Happy birthday! I want to buy you a present!
~Lego --3
04.03.08 at 10:41 am -
Aargghhhhhhhhh!!
~Anonymous --7
04.03.08 at 2:07 pm -
where’s sunglasses bitch?
~c1p1t1 --7
04.03.08 at 3:10 pm -
.. how’d you like THIS for clever?!
~Lor --5
04.03.08 at 4:05 pm -
Jack Bauer, CTU! I shoot everything I can! Sorry…
~Patze --6
04.04.08 at 12:39 am -
Do you wanna buy this gun, mam?! My kids are hungry!
~Carl --3
04.04.08 at 7:05 am -
Am I funny?? Do I make you laugh? Do I??? How the f**k am I funny, huh?!
~Luc --5
04.04.08 at 11:34 am -
no !! im not your friend , dou you hear me i am the biggest police man of this country and now ket of the fucking car and giwe me all your fucking food !!!
~Flamini --7
04.04.08 at 3:46 pm -
We can be married for 1000 years,but I’m not gonna go to your mother!!!
~H.R. --2
04.05.08 at 3:59 pm -
I’m sick of listening Britney!
~Max Russian +3
04.06.08 at 8:51 pm -
Contest Closed!
The winner, by DaveyBridges with +33 points:
Welcome to McDonalds. Would you like to try a value meal?The loser, by 787 with –26 points:
zgzu~Mike Solomon +1
04.07.08 at 8:12 am
March 29th, 2008
Has anyone else noticed that the displays on the new NYC subways seem to use Apple’s Keynote presentation software? If you’ve ever used Keynote, pay attention to the transitions and you’ll recognize all your favorites - Cube, Dissolve, Pop - they’re all there!
Does anyone know if they actually have a little Mac running the show inside every subway, or if it’s just a video file looping?
OMFG! I AM LOST!
04.07.08 at 7:57 am
Great! Now who am I going to eat first?
04.07.08 at 8:40 am
U prayed for water! Now u got it! happy?
04.07.08 at 8:51 am
No, duds, there are no hot chicks on this beach, let’s go back now..
04.07.08 at 9:00 am
Great, we made it… now where the fuck are Ginger and Mary-anne?
04.07.08 at 12:11 pm
cool, I’m the only lucky guy!
04.07.08 at 12:52 pm
I am finally home! Mom…
04.07.08 at 1:01 pm
Wha? This isn’t the swim-up bar…
04.07.08 at 3:27 pm
You assholes! I told you guys to shut the hatch on the head after you take a shit…
morons!!!!
04.07.08 at 5:58 pm
Home at last! Damn…”Waterboarding at Guantanamo bay” sounded like so much fun…
04.07.08 at 9:48 pm
….did I turn off the stove?
04.07.08 at 9:49 pm
Oh no, another fucking season of “Lost!”
04.07.08 at 9:49 pm
WTF?!, he’s wearing a thong?!!
04.07.08 at 9:57 pm
Oh no, here come Jack Sparrow and his merry men!
04.08.08 at 12:27 am
i see… u2 know kama sutra!
04.08.08 at 11:29 am
did u guys see my… contact lense…?
04.08.08 at 11:32 am
Running backwards in the water is fun!
04.08.08 at 1:43 pm
Yes, it is SAULT
04.08.08 at 1:47 pm
suckers! my grandpa has more longer sex than you!
04.08.08 at 2:08 pm
it was a great f*uck
04.08.08 at 5:03 pm
Gentlemen…if you look down you’ll see that the water you just came out of is about ‘this’ cold…
04.09.08 at 6:45 am
wow…New Orleans really is sinking…
04.09.08 at 6:54 am
Welcome to the Floston Paradise!
04.09.08 at 9:16 am
monkie!
04.09.08 at 10:18 am
WTF
04.09.08 at 10:19 am
God damn it! Am I the only straight guy here?
04.09.08 at 12:54 pm
Third time this month! Just goes to show you cant fly better when drunk.
04.09.08 at 7:07 pm
Stoploss? Fuck that! We’re outta there.
04.09.08 at 9:42 pm
Oh please! I was kidding when I picked these two to answer “three things you would take in a desserted island” during our threesome.
04.10.08 at 1:03 am
Don’t worry dude!!! Celine Dion will make us famous.
04.10.08 at 2:07 am
Aw man! I’m the rotten egg!
04.10.08 at 4:44 pm
Im a shark! Rawr
04.10.08 at 8:01 pm
Damn! I forgot my swimsuit on the ship.
04.11.08 at 8:34 am
hufff ! i must be first i must won this swiming concern around the world ..because the first price is two big boxes of plums
04.11.08 at 9:14 am
…beer…
04.11.08 at 11:08 am
pwnzored n00bs, i ownz :D
04.11.08 at 11:55 am
pwnzored n00bs, i ownz !!!111oneoneeleven
04.11.08 at 11:55 am
F***! They promised a lonesome island. Whom else?
04.11.08 at 2:42 pm
who decided to be economical with tickets to ship and to get to USA from Europe by swimming
04.13.08 at 1:10 am
Hey, is it me or are those apes over there riding horses?
04.13.08 at 12:42 pm
Damn you! damn you all to hell!
04.13.08 at 4:14 pm
damn, the girl is down… let’s fuck his ass.
04.14.08 at 6:02 am
Contest Closed!
The winner, by DaveyBridges with +33 points:
Great! Now who am I going to eat first?
The loser, by Anya with –9 points:
cool, I’m the only lucky guy!
04.14.08 at 6:22 am