This little piggy went to teacher…

    +41

His new name is gonna be P. Diddy Mao!

    --7

Good thing daddy leaves his gun laying around. Those solicitors are getting annoying.

    --3

-do u like me?
-no..i hate u
-u hate me?
-ya,YA fuck u.
-hey,don`t tell me fuck me,fuck you..u are the next victim so,click,click,BUMMMMMM….motherfucker

    --6

One for Mum. One for me.

    --3

Ha! He loves me not

    --2

The Milky Bars are on me.

    --8

He loves me, he loves me not…

    --6

mother warned me there would be days like this.

    --2

Now, it’s time to play Grand Theft Auto… for real!

    +11

Yay! My favorite game, Russian Roulette! I wonder if I’ll win this time.

    --3

Say hello to my little friend….

    --2

Ups :)

    --12

Thess dildo batteries are tiny.

    --3

You wont say no to me again!

    --5

Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty….

    +30

If it fits …

    --8

“That’s the perfect place to hide my lipstick!”

    --6

Exhausting,

    --7

Just do it

    --4

How’s THIS for clever?

    --6

Princess Leia to Han - “I’m sure this blaster looks kinda’ funny”

    --5

come out, come out, wherever you are…

    --4

This one is for…yeah, for a Ben guy…

    --8

“So my ass looks fat does it…”

    --4

I wander how deep is the hole….!

    --8

Too many times I’ve been voted down on this website. I’m done with life.

    --7

im gonna kill you tedyy bear !!!

    --8

Moooom… can i sleep with dady tonight?!

    --6

I always have to take care of everything myself!

    --7

This crayon is heavy…..

    --7

One for daddy, one for mammy…

    --7

i like russians

    --3

he loves me, he doesnt, he loves me, he doesnt, he loves me…

    +0

where could be my little sister??

    --2

i kill you

    --1

man,i hate playin with dolls. so i decided i will try out some boys’ toys…

    --1

“This isn’t what I asked for Christmas, wonder how it works …”

    --1

They killed kenny…. You bastards!

    +6

one for mum
…

    --6

Today has not been a good day

    --3

soooooo, where i gonna put this?

    --4

Mom…
…You have any money?

    --1

Home is where your head is.. and yours will be split across the floor for touching my mimsy.. stepdad

    --5

Oops, I did it again )

    +1

Push me, please…

    +6

Just to my right is the big house I just bought. Nice isn’t it? Behind me is the golf course. You’ll have to come play sometime!

    +3

Damn, I hear Creon coming agian. Why won’t that man just stay in Thebes and leave me the hell alone!

    --4

taxi… TAXI!!!

    +9

Good Morning Ladies!

    +9

Boy, this high definition television really puts you in the movie.

    --8

You see, the cane helps me identify an obstructions in my path so that i can avoid anyyyyyyy… AAHHHHHhhhhhh..hhh… :splash:

    --6

Mike’s vacation pics? Oh I gotta see this.

    --7

4

    --12

MARCO!

(I know, I know… pretty tasteless.)

    +6

I think my metal detector is broken

    +8

This isn’t where i parked my car.

    +13

Hey, at least I’m not wearing lime green pants today.

    --9

u don`t see,if u close your eyes you lose yourself,everything is changing around u until u take ur time to seat and rest,in this life u have just one shot,so,see where u going too,until ur gone….

    --13

Oh hmm i think this is the hotel… WAHHHHH!!! *SPLASH!*

    --5

I hope everyone isn’t staring at me…. not because I’m blind, but because I’m dressed very inappropriately for this coastal climate.

    --3

Kitty, kitty!!!

    --5

Somebody, help me!!!

    --5

Where is this f’n way dooooooown? Awwwww

    --1

I think I can hear the train station from here…. few more steps and I’ll be theeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhr!!

    --3

I think I took the wrong turn. It’s a bit too hot for Alaska.

    --3

This isn’t where i parked my car…

    --1

Sunglasses… too dark!

    --1