Pre-Programmed Generic Text Message Responses

Anyone who sends text messages on their phone knows the value of pre-programed generic responses. The default set includes “Thanks”, “On my way”, and “Where are you?” but I’ve added a few more out of necessity. To the comments!

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    It’s bleeding.
    The red wire.
    Our love was a lie.
    They know.

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    Duck.

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    American Idol! You?
    At the crystal meth lab.
    Ramen…again!
    Are your mommy and daddy home?
    Only the back door!
    I’ll bring my Bible.

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    Nice ones Gabe.
    ATTEMPTED murder.
    1-888-4NAMBLA.
    Try a topical ointment.
    4 8 15 16 23 42
    Not sure. Best to spit it out.
    I’m in the bushes.

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    Yesterday was tomorrow.
    Wish I could write, filing my nails.
    Sleepunder.
    Okay, so the actual JFK assassins were [this SMS has been corroded due to memory stick overusage and small size; please consult a specialist for cleansing and growth]
    How many Freds do you know? Do you not know?

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    the condom broke. sorry.
    i’m pregnant!
    i really can’t believe it’s not butter.
    50$ a gram.
    trust jesus.

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    Like chicken, only gamier.
    Go left at the next corner, walk 12 feet and begin digging.
    Well, they’re difficult to wash.
    Cranberry sauce is *not* better than Canada!

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    your 18 right?

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    thanks for the pasta

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    Was that legal?

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