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March 16, 2006

Pre-Programmed Generic Text Message Responses

Anyone who sends text messages on their phone knows the value of pre-programed generic responses. The default set includes “Thanks”, “On my way”, and “Where are you?” but I’ve added a few more out of necessity. To the comments!

March 13, 2006

I’m Playing Drums

This Friday, in addition to being St. Paddy’s Day, will mark the most rockingist day in all of history, as I’ll be back behind a drumset playing Irish/folk/rock tunes in Brooklyn. The unstoppable duo of Mishti and Danielle (formerly of “Muddy Daughters” fame) will be leading the group, while the endlessly talented Paul JM lays down a bass groove so solid you might as well cancel your colon cleansing appointment for Monday morning.We’ll be at the Jam for Bread Cafe, at 333 Henry Street (corner of Pacific) in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn from 8 to 10 PM. I can’t vouch for the place but I know they serve beer and wine, so how bad could it be? Moderately bad? Horrible? Let’s find out!

February 24, 2006

Yahoo Email Addresses Using “Allah”

I just read that Yahoo has done a 180º and is now allowing people to use “Allah” in a Yahoo email address. So just for fun I checked out the following email addresses, and they’re all available:
allahbegtodiffer@yahoo.com
allahpassonthatthankyou@yahoo.com
allahmyheart@yahoo.com
allahbeinthebathroom@yahoo.com
allahbewaitingforyou@yahoo.com
They’re yours for the taking. Any others, internet?

February 14, 2006

Dick Cheney Hunting Accident Jokes

The Official Dick Cheney Hunting Accident Joke/Pun Roundup

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January 28, 2006

“Crazy Doctor Movie” Taglines

While Jordan and I were discussing the brilliance of Predator 2’s tagline, “He’s in town with a few days to kill,” we also admired the perfection of the 1992 classic “Dr. Giggles” and its tagline, “The Doctor is out… of his mind.” We then racked our brains for more Crazy Doctor-type taglines… To the comments!

September 26, 2005

Gabe Silva’s Podcast

Stop the presses! Stop em, goddammit! Gabe has published his first podcast so go to his site right now and check it out. Seriously, get the hell away from here.

September 21, 2005

This Day in Irony

August 4, 2005

This Day in Irony

May 25, 2005

“A Series of Errors”

This headline is hilarious.
Yes, the story is tragic (full story) but I’m sorry, that headline is just hilarious.

May 24, 2005

They Use Dead Babies in Advertising

Did you know they use dead babies in advertising because they’re cheaper and easier to work with than alive babies?

It’s true.

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