Posts Tagged as: blog

April 19, 2005

New Pope

I love that new Pope smell!

March 8, 2005

Is it Normal?

Is it normal? You tell me.
An old friend of mine just launched this great site, It’s highly entertaining and just getting started so I encourage everyone to check it out and contribute to the fun.

February 22, 2005

Demonstrating Benford’s Law with Google

This is my contribution to the field of armchair mathematics:
Demonstrating Benford’s Law with Google

January 11, 2005

Spam Question

How do all these spammers know I have a tiny penis?!?!

January 10, 2005

Tsumani Playlist

Over the weekend, Gabe and I (HI GABE!!!!!!!!) received one of the coolest presents ever. Our friend Amanda produced a lovely disaster mix for us – "The Silva/Solomon Tsunami Jamboree!" The mix CD is so astounding, not only have I included the playlist below, but I’m also adding some keywords so it gets ranked higher on Google. Tsunami Album. Tsunami Mix. Tsunami Jamboree. Tsunami relief effort. How do I help the tsunami victims? I want to donate money to the tsunami relief effort. Penis Enlargement. Viagra.

1 – Wipeout – RALPH REBEL

2 – Singapore – TOM WAITS

3 – Tokyo Storm Warning – ELVIS COSTELLO

4 – Catch a Wave – THE BEACH BOYS

5 – Secrets of the Sea – BILLY BRAGG & WILCO

6 – Body Count – ICE-T

7 – Christmas Island – THE ANDREW SISTERS

8 – My City Was Gone – THE PRETENDERS

9 – Five Feet High and Rising – JOHNNY CASH

10 – One Night in Bangkok – MURRAY HEAD


12 – (Sittin’ On The) Dock of the Bay – OTIS REDDING

13 – Ain’t Goin’ to Goa – A3

14 – Brick – BEN FOLDS FIVE

15 – The Tide is High – THE PARAGONS

16 – Nightswimming – R.E.M.

17 – Bridge Over Troubled Water – SIMON & GARFUNKEL

18 – Wave of Mutilation – THE PIXIES

19 – The Times They Are A-Changin’ – BOB DYLAN

We’ve had a lot of laughs here today folks. Lots and lots and lots of laughs. Because that was funneeeeey. Oh, and donate to the relief effort.

January 4, 2005

Hygiene Question

Quick anonymous survey: Have you ever peed and brushed your teeth at the same time?

January 2, 2005

BREAKING – David Cross Repeats His Smile in Fan Photos

First, I let Todd Barry have it. Now Crossy: it’s YOUR turn!!!!! Compare these two “fan photos” of David Cross. Granted, it must be difficult to come up with a witty original facial expression every time some camera-wielding schmuck comes your way, but c’mon, these two faces are identical.

In related news, look at how much grayer David Cross’ beard has become. He’s finally either looking his age or feeling the unbearable weight of the universe on his shoulders. My money’s on the universe one.

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November 22, 2004


I noticed something very strange on my morning commute the other day. On page 15 of AMNewYork (a second-tier morning rag designed to leech off of its competitor, Metro) I saw a small display ad for a pet-sitting service. The ad featured a photo of a care-free cat bounding in mid-air. I couldn’t put my finger on it, but I knew in my heart – I had seen that cat before. Only when I was at work a few hours later did it hit me – the cat was taken from a campy humorous jpg that perverted co-workers and college students had been forwarding to each other for years. Someone, for reasons unknown to me (but postulated upon in the next paragraph), had used that photo for this seemingly legitimate purpose.

My hope is that some young and crafty art director used that photo in the ad so that other young crafty art directors would recognize it and give him (or her, but most likely him) a small nod of recognition by posting it on his (or her) blog. So this posting is for you, young art director. There’s a whole world out there, and endless opportunities to insert phalluses, inside jokes, and references to masturbation into your work. So go out there and make me proud, but most importantly, make me laugh.

November 21, 2004

WordPress Update

There’s gone be some changes round these parts.

I know I used to harp on blogs but the time came when I had to admit defeat and embrace their ease of use.

I used to update this site manually, the old fashioned way, because I thought I was a purist. In much the same way some of us prefer the crackle and pop of those stupid vinyl records, I preferred to upload new content to this site via ftp and write much of the html by hand.

But do you know what that was? It was a gigantic pain in the ass. And who suffered? We all suffered. It sucked for me when I wanted to post something but was too lazy to write code for 20 minutes. And it sucked for you when you were bored – either unable or unwilling to seek out pornography – and thought that maybe you’d cruise on by the cleverest, because every once in a while – FUCK!!!! That fucker STILL hasn’t updated his website! What the FUCK is he waiting for?!?!

So now with the help of modern technology, I can upload new content to this site lickity-split without all the bullshit. But what’s reeeeally cool about “going blog” are the comments everyone can write. In fact, I strongly encourage you to leave a little something behind whenever you drop by. Don’t know what to write? Doesn’t matter. Nobody reads this shit anyway.

See you all in cyberspace!

November 13, 2003

Funny Product Recalls

Product Recalls! !! You asked for it, you got it.

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