People get the wrong idea when they see an old pair of pants with holes cut into the pockets. It doesn’t necessarily imply that the owner of the pants is a public masturbator. It might just mean that he likes telling little kids to reach into his pockets and try to find the candy.
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How do all these spammers know I have a tiny penis?!?!
Quick anonymous survey: Have you ever peed and brushed your teeth at the same time?
Wet paint? I’ll be the judge of that!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
I think that blaming one of your less desirable genetic traits on the parent that passed it down to you is pointless. Let’s use big ears as an example. If a guy has gigantic ears, he’ll most likely blame his big-eared father for passing down the gene. But everyone knows that you have no control over which genes you pass down and which ones you don’t. It’s not the father’s fault he has big ears. If anything, the dude should blame his mother for marrying the big-eared freak.