Posts Tagged as: web-development

January 27, 2008

Stronger, Faster

Hopefully you’ll notice that the site is much faster now. It seems the problem was the Kimili Flash Embed WordPress Plugin, which for the record, blows. I just switched to the Flashifier Plugin, and everything seems much snappier now.

January 22, 2008

Graphic Designer Prank

Hate your job as a graphic designer? Don’t forget to do this before you quit.

October 25, 2007

This war is so cold…

Every once in a while I get curious as to who’s visiting The Cleverest. So I fired up the geographic section of Google Analytics and found some pretty interesting results…

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July 2, 2006

Interactive Flying Shit Animation

Hopefully this will brighten your day.

June 28, 2006

Boingboing Headline Generator

I’ve finally created the one and only Headline Generator!

June 13, 2006

Flash Attractors Game

A while back I made these little flash games that was designed to be nothing more than a time waster. After about 3 years, it’s finally beginning to catch on here and here. Have fun!

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May 7, 2006

I have the domain. Now what do I do with it? Suggestions are welcome.

July 25, 2005

Terrorist Countdown Clock

Display this animation full-screen when they ask you to open your laptop during a security check on the subway.

**Under no circumstances should ANYBODY use the previous animation when they ask you to open your laptop during a security check on the subway, or in any other manner during which the display of the animation could be interpreted as a hostile act. Please defer all legal action to Penn & Teller, who gave me the idea in their 1997 book, “How to Play in Traffic.”

March 28, 2005

Available Domain Names

Just in case anyone’s interested, the following domain names are available.

Feel free to suggest more. Go to to see what’s taken and what’s up for grabs.

February 22, 2005

Demonstrating Benford’s Law with Google

This is my contribution to the field of armchair mathematics:
Demonstrating Benford’s Law with Google