Posts Tagged as: web-development

January 22, 2008

Graphic Designer Prank

Hate your job as a graphic designer? Don’t forget to do this before you quit.

October 25, 2007

This war is so cold…

Every once in a while I get curious as to who’s visiting The Cleverest. So I fired up the geographic section of Google Analytics and found some pretty interesting results…

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July 2, 2006

Interactive Flying Shit Animation

Hopefully this will brighten your day.

June 28, 2006

Boingboing Headline Generator

I’ve finally created the one and only BoingBoing.net Headline Generator!

June 13, 2006

Flash Attractors Game

A while back I made these little flash games that was designed to be nothing more than a time waster. After about 3 years, it’s finally beginning to catch on here and here. Have fun!

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May 7, 2006

Classyshit.com

I have the domain. Now what do I do with it? Suggestions are welcome.

July 25, 2005

Terrorist Countdown Clock

Display this animation full-screen when they ask you to open your laptop during a security check on the subway.

**Under no circumstances should ANYBODY use the previous animation when they ask you to open your laptop during a security check on the subway, or in any other manner during which the display of the animation could be interpreted as a hostile act. Please defer all legal action to Penn & Teller, who gave me the idea in their 1997 book, “How to Play in Traffic.”

March 28, 2005

Available Domain Names

Just in case anyone’s interested, the following domain names are available.

vadgezilla.com

testiballs.com

ourvagina.com

letshearitforhitler.com

allnudeapes.com

ohgrandma.com

getintomyvan.com

thatwasntcreamcheese.com

itsinmyhairitsinmyhair.com

Feel free to suggest more. Go to www.networksolutions.com to see what’s taken and what’s up for grabs.

February 22, 2005

Demonstrating Benford’s Law with Google

This is my contribution to the field of armchair mathematics:
Demonstrating Benford’s Law with Google

December 5, 2004

The “Clear” Button on Web Forms is Bullshit

Can I go off on a little rant here? I want to talk about something that really pisses me off, and I’m sure I’m not alone here. You know whenever you fill out a form on the web, right next to the “submit” button there’s another button – it’s usually called “clear” or “cancel” or something? Well it’s BULLSHIT! I guarantee NOBODY takes the time to fill out an entire page with their personal information, gets all the way to the bottom, and then realizes, “Opps, I’ve filled out EVERYTHING wrong! Thank goodness for this “clear” button!” What invariably ends up happening is that you’ll press it by accident, because for some fucked up reason, the button that destroys all the work you’ve just done is RIGHT NEXT TO THE SUBMIT BUTTON!!!!!! Christ that’s annoying!