Terrorist Countdown Clock

Display this animation full-screen when they ask you to open your laptop during a security check on the subway.

**Under no circumstances should ANYBODY use the previous animation when they ask you to open your laptop during a security check on the subway, or in any other manner during which the display of the animation could be interpreted as a hostile act. Please defer all legal action to Penn & Teller, who gave me the idea in their 1997 book, “How to Play in Traffic.”

Comments (141)

  1.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    that’s the bomb!

  2.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Nice. Real nice. I lost my brother in the London bombings and all you can do is mock.

  3.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    wow, I’m sorry Jeff. I didn’t think you’d blow up about it.

  4.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    How can I get this file? I would like to use it for my windows start-up.

  5.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    cannot open this file

  6.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    I also can’t open it… =(

  7.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Eto pisdata :D:D 4ut li ne osralse ot smeha! :D

  8.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    att the site to the trusted zone in IE7, then the animation will display

  9.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    To download the file :
    use “Download embedded”, an additional module in firefox.
    (countdown.swf)

  10.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Allaaaah akhbaaaar!

  11.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    I asked one of my arabic friends and it doesn’t mean anything!

  12.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Right – the Arabic text is just a bunch of random letters I pasted together. I figure it doesn’t need to say anything real in order to freak out English-speakers.

  13.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    next time i’ll close this site! don’t make fun of arab letters or from our heroes

  14.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Right, don’t make fun of arab’s letters:)
    It hearts the letter’s feelings and insults arab’s ignorance.

  15.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    is it supposed to have sound ?

  16.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    To our Muslim brothers :
    please don’t be oversensitive, it’s mean to me you feel concerned and debased.
    I think being oversensitive can cause incomprehension.
    Please don’t feel insulted, it’s not question of hurting anybody.
    I think we can make fun with any alphabets we want, it’s the base of the freedom.
    Cyrillic, Hebrew, Sanskrit or any alphabet you want.
    They belong to humanity, not to a religion.
    To attack humor can be the beginning of dictatorship, I think.
    Let’s have the same smiling patience we can have with kids.

    It’s what I think, and I’m sincerely sorry if its hurts you. Please receive all my respects.

  17.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    I read that all comments about the download of the file receive bad scorings.
    I wanted to precise it’s not piracy contribution: it’s simply the only solution to play the animation without an Internet connection, like in public transport in many cases.
    Sorry for the misunderstanding.

  18.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    eudoros, i wanred to score you way up for saying that, but i can only give you one +

  19.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    i can’t open it! please send me the file!

  20.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    I love it when people ask for the file and don’t provide any way for me to contact them.

  21.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Tips to make things interesting.

    Step one, Calmly, and eeriely open up your Laptop on a plane or Subway (lobbies are safer!)

    Step two, sit next to the biggest Prick you can find there, the big suit snobbed nose business types work nicely

    Step Three, Whilst sitting next to your oblivious compadre, start up your laptop, and open up this program, or get it ready to go on a clicks notice.

    Step four, slowly, say something under your breath, and open the laptop screen for all to see, the timer slowly ticking away, and your buddy next to you either beating his head with his own passport in attempt to escape the coming fireball, or screaming for security and anyone with a bomb defusal kit handy.

    Hope you didnt try any of that! remember, bomb threats are not cool kids.

    Just go smoke dope or something harmless like that.

    xP

  22.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    To our Arab Brothers,
    Please do not be offended by the joke. And if you are, that’s your problem. I got to go……my BBQ Pork Sandwich is getting cold.

  23.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    this doesnt hurt me, or insult me.. I even lauhgt on it.. but, why u used arabic letters for this kind of joke? when IRA,… n other terorristic organisations, usin this method to terrorise world, n those orgz dont use arabic letters.
    4 Dubrro, that BBQ that u eat, that pork, that pig, has eaten human leavings minute aggo.. so.. have a nice mael m8, hope u joing it.
    here is one pork BBQ…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCHFqpBggzw

  24.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    actually those letters are’nt random, if arabic readers read it from left to right it says egyptian forces on exchange! doesnt make sense i know, but it says that…..

  25.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    hi..
    my englis is bad =)

    wanna dl this file but i cant …
    firefox dont show me the Download button…
    plz help…

    can someone send it me per icq ? 230216879

    THX

  26.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Hi guys!
    That’s amazing!
    At first I was slightly shocked by the file, and what was the funniest thing – I wasn’t able to move for a while to understand what’s going on;)
    Thanks
    Margo

  27.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    to download the animation right click the link http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf and click “save target as …” then safe it.

    greetz

  28.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    cool…i found this countdown on one other page, it’s really – “hahaha”… i don’t know what to say… greedings from croatia!

  29.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Really nice.
    I’ll use it in the nearest fligth to hamburg))))))

  30.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Can’t see anything exept white screen….why???

  31.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    I also cant open the file, what should I do, could you please send me a link or something to help me open it
    Thanks

  32.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    OMG! I’ve seen this before…

  33.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Okay, so I’m not muslim, but I don’t understand why this is offensive. I think it makes more fun of america than the middle east, and our ridiculous paranoid racism towards every person who utters the word Muhammed on a plane. The use of random arabic letters just furthers ridicules america, in that we don’t even know about the culture we’re persecuting.

  34.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Cool!Very Good.

  35.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    hey Mike: did you make this swf? if so, could you send me the *.fla (original file) please?

    thnx

    my email: elamster@gmail.com

  36.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    This is racist…. Allah is great!

  37.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    u!!!!! u w8 till the day this happens it will b my last…

  38.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Thank u my good friend…i shall spare u…

  39.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    es’ carlos’ picaso se verde yar

  40.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    eh esey get me sandwich… vomin’os… comprenday?

  41.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    ok but it will be ur finnal… enjoi ut

  42.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    eh? wut u saY ESEY?

  43.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    It’s so fun, because i did it in plane :) my mate is shocked. :D

  44.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    hillariouss!!!!

  45.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Haha, this is hilarious! and btw, i am muslim and i still think this is funny. And using arabic letters is not racist in any way. It simply plays along nicely with the general western ignorance.

  46.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    to get the file open the link and click on “file>save page as” this will download the .swf file to the local machine. to play it you will need flash player from adobe.com. its probably relatively the same in IE7 but if your using IE at all you seriously need to think about changing browsers

  47.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    PS. im using firefox 3 RC1

  48.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    @dust

    i appreciate your attitude, and i agree we are very ignorant.

  49.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Apart from a few “arabic” looking characters – who said anything about this being a MUSLIM thing? The first people to go over the top about this was the over-sensitive ali’s. We had terrorists long before you lot came out of your caves. IRA, Barda Meinhoff…

  50.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    @dust

    But then again most Muslims are quit ignorant about westerners culture. pretty much the whole world is ignorant of the rest of the world

  51.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    haha it says egyptian(feminine) is the security forces are switching.

    i love tht westerners are now so afraid of a few arabic letters:P

  52.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    replying to jeff(the second comment from top)

    i know how you fell bro, i lost my dad in the london bombings aswell, although he was the one who blew up, i still know how you feel

  53.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    i think it’s absolutely hilarious that no matter what something is about, someone is always offended. You know what? If you get offended easily, you should just stay the fuck off the internet. It will offend you. If you feel you must be on the internet, then grow a pair and stop being such a fucking pussy. that’s all i have to say, so fuck off if you don’t like it.

  54.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    correct me if i am wrong,

    but there is nothing ilarious about the anim. Nothing offensive either. I don’t know what you dorks are laughing about or all the Islamic copyright owners of Arabic are getting offended over.

  55.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    “But then again most Muslims are quit ignorant about westerners culture. pretty much the whole world is ignorant of the rest of the world”

    There you are wrong. The rest of the world is ignorant because they see a sample and extrapolate what that sample does to the rest of the country. They see a few arrogant bastards (like our pres.) and assume all Americans are. They see traveling americans being promiscuous, intoxicated, pretty much all the time, and assume all americans are like that.

    I think the rest of the world will be surprised to learn that US has quite a large number of conservatives.

  56.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    i wasn’t saying the animation was hilarious, i was saying it’s hilarious how everything offends someone no matter what it is

  57.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Why do the f***ing morons who decide to be suicide bombers want to blow everybody else up? If they’re in it for the thrill of seeing others die, they won’t be around to see it! DUH! Here’s an idea: if you wanna be a suicide bomber, go out in the desert (there’s one near your house, no doubt) and do a test run to make sure the bomb’s gonna work! That way if you blow up yourself–one by one you idiots will be eradicated! now THAT would be funny!!!!! On a more serious note, why can’t we ALL live in peace?

  58.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    lol pwned jeff

  59.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Wow, the least the creator could do is use proper Arabic lettering. Im pretty sure a quick search would yield a result that most letters are connecting, with a few exceptions.

  60.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Wow – look at all this controversy I’ve stirred up. So here’s the deal. It’s not meant to be racist. It’s meant to point out how narrow-minded and ignorant intolerant people can be. So it’s not “making fun of Muslims” – it’s “making fun of people who make fun of Muslims.” Well in any case, that was the intention. And for the record – the words don’t mean anything – I just copy and pasted random text from the web. I figure it was sloppier and more genuine to the intended effect that way. Oh well. It’s funny how this whole thing just kind blew up in my face. (Yes, I know.)

  61.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Damn, this is hilarious. People who don’t have senses of humor shouldn’t be allowed on the internet. Maybe you should just redirect them to 4chan and give them a real taste of offensive material.

  62.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    If you can read Arabic, its that funny. reminds me of the funny texts in COD4 and other video games. its better to do this prank if you are not white lol. guys take it easy, its just a joke, no need to make a controversy about it. you’ve been stumbled !

  63.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    when people can not agree on core beliefs that allow all othors to live in peace then it is they who are wrong. I say that wars and bombings are ok if they attack intollerant enemies one against the othor, those who should be spared are educated agnostic and athiests who live in peace. conservatives on both sides of the arab vs christian world should get as close to leaving this world naturally and peacefully, but your irrational ideas need to be tossed into the bin while the rest of the earth cooperates on making teaching humanity how to live in peace without gods or dogmas for all people of the future. For humanity to survive the concept of gods must end.

  64.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    OH GOD MY COMPATER IS GOING TO ASPLODE

  65.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Just stumbled on this and thought it was very funny. Being an american leaving over seas it just shows how stupid americans are. And I didn’t notice the letters until the countdown was done. you really don’t need the lettes at all.

  66.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    they should create a virus that killed every religion! No gods for anyone and we could forsake our quest for space and knowledge

  67.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    seriously folks, were downing a guy because his bro got bombed?

  68.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    @mig “they should create a virus…”

    Atheism is just as much a religion as anything else. Every atheist has there own set of beliefs just like any monotheistic religion (or any religion for that matter). The act of “believing” in anything that has no proof makes it a religion. For instance evolution.. There is no proof for evolution anywhere yet a majority of the western cultures “believe” in it. Evolution is a religion

  69.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Mike,
    Well done man and just the fact that all this got stirred up is proof that this humor is so needed in the world.If you got offended by this its probably because you are as ignorant as the people that it is making fun of or the “Theme” of the joke…Yes you are “Type” cast right now…But then the majority of todays terrorist attacks are in your part of the world by your people on your people so get over it and laugh or just set back and feel guilty…….I think we need more humor like this for it shows how foolish we all look..Those that type cast people..And then those that caused the type casting.Again well done Mike.

  70.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    i cant believe people are taking offense to this… its not offensive to anyone really… its making light of a bad situation in that the world is constantly at risk from terrorist activity – lighten up people…

    if it was rainbow coloured with pink numbers and swirly writing saying ’til the worldy poops blows up” i bet you’d laugh because its taking to piss out of gay peolpe… so get over yourselves and lets being back the happy lines not frowny wrinkles

  71.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    It’d be way better if you had one where it counted down until a cartoon of that bullshit prophet showed up on the screen.

    that’d make whole nations of fascist assholes rise up and do shit. then we could FINALLY nuke Mecca, Medina, and the muslim nests in suburban France and Europe where you people give these lazy scums welfare and they use it to attack good people.

    The sooner you realize the words “muslim” and “virus” are interchangeable the better, you dumb fucks.

  72.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Jerry – it’s a good point you’re trying to make, but I feel like I should step in and go on a rant. But it’s a good rant, so I hope everyone reads it.

    I more or less agree with your definition of a religion (the act of “believing” in anything that has no proof), but I firmly disagree when you say that atheism is a religion – because it’s not. Someone who is an atheist is, literally, an anti-theist. By definition, that refers to someone who does not believe in a god. So here’s the thing – people are labeled by what they DO believe, not what they DON’T believe. (For example, if someone didn’t believe in leprechauns and is labeled an “a-leprechist” would you call “a-leprechistism” a religion too? Of course not.)

    But I think the point you’re getting at is a good one – the point that some people treat science as a religion, and when you reeeeally think about it – is there much of a difference between faith in science as opposed to faith in god? That’s a good question. Here’s a good answer.

    Religious faith is prided upon being everlasting and never wavering, even when presented with strong evidence that the faith might be based on something that evidence shows isn’t true. If you have faith in something, you can ignore all the contrary evidence you want, because you can call it just a test of your faith.

    However faith in science is faith in the scientific method itself – the process of having a theory, testing it to find evidence, and constantly altering our understanding of the world based on our latest observations. If someone comes up with something better than the theory of evolution and can present universally and undisputedly better evidence to support it, then every scientist will abandon evolution and adapt their beliefs accordingly – without a doubt. That’s just the way science works. “Question everything”, as opposed to “question nothing.”

    Not to turn this into a science vs religion rant, but, to turn this into a science vs religion rant: religion is rigid and closed-minded in its core principles. Science is flexible and open-minded in its core principles. That’s why I put my faith in science. And that’s why this motherfucker always wears his seatbelt.

  73.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Penn and Teller used to be funny. The show “Bullshit” changed all that. Suddenly they think they can tackle mainstream (and sometimes not-so-mainstream)issues and be considered clever and intelligent. They’re a couple of idiots now and this “joke” proves it. About as funny as screaming out “Hi Jack!” at a security checkpoint, or putting a sticker on your luggage saying “now containing 50% less bomb!”

    And, to shorten the previous rant, the word “Faith” is not reserved for discussions on religion. Merely the term “Blind-faith”.

  74.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    @Mike Solomon

    I liked the rant.

    I will agree with you that according to the accepted definition of religion, atheism is not a religion. But with nature of being ‘anti’ it does close off ideas, provided by religions, that could very well prove to be useful, if not true(if given a chance). Take Communism for instance, at it core it is theoretically “good” (sharing every thing with every one…nobody gets left behind.) but it does leave the ‘door’ open to become a fascist regime, which in turn leads people to assume communism is “bad”.
    Now I know its not a perfect analogy but Im just saying that in being anti-religious one tends to reject things presented by the religions and become exactly what they are trying not to be(close minded and blindly faithful in rejecting everything put forth by religion).

    I am a strong believer in science. Although evolution still has to prove itself to me. The main reason I posted this is because people waste so much time fighting over things that do not matter, where as if we all worked together, regardless of believes, we could further the human race to a place unimaginable to us right now.

  75.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Someone set us up the bomb!

  76.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Jasper – that’s a good distinction to make between faith and blind faith – thanks for bringing it up. Jerry – you bring up some good points as well, although we still seem to differ. But see? We’re all getting along and having a level-headed rational discussion here. I have no idea how the hell that happened. :-P

  77.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    @Mike Solomon

    I never really thought of that before, Faith and Blind-faith, I always just lumped them together.

    To me differing is not something to fight about but rather learn from because, there are some thing I could be wrong about this crazy world. I believe that absolutely no one has it all right but if you can take information from every one you may be able to figure a small part of the world out.

    “level-headed and rational” .. See there are still a few people out there that try to resolve rather than to assume the other is stupid. At least that what i try to do.

    by the way I do see the humor In the flash video that this is all about. I laugh to myself every time i see comments on thing like these

  78.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    this isn’t correct. it should be written right to left, not left to right. and the letters aren’t formed correctly (cant explain in English b/c they don’t have the same standard. but think of it as someone writing cursive and not attaching alphabets correctly–way off). and im only catching the work Egyptian the rest is gibberish.

  79.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    yes as stated before it has no relevant meaning. it was translated above by ahmy as saying “egyptian forces on exchange.” It was also stated that it was just a bunch of random words pasted together.

  80.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Um.. to veryone asking why it causes offense.. i actually havnt seen anyone complain. And im not sure its really racism anyway. when i sae it i honestly didnt even think of it being aimed like that. I saw it, as stated before, as being a jab at the american way

  81.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    @ Mike Solomon -

    the ‘a-’ prefix in ‘atheist’ means ‘none’ not ‘anti’. Atheism isn’t a religion, but anti-theism could arguably be called a religion. While there are many indications that could reasonably be taken to suggest there is no god, there is no definitive proof that this is the case; so an unshakeable conviction that god does not exist is pure faith without reason.

    Personally, I’m a ‘couldn’t-give-a-shittist’ – religion and god is not relevant to my life, but if other people want to go for it, hey, knock yourselves out. I don’t mind as long as you permit me to continue not giving a shit.

  82.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    h cry me a river you sand monkey ragheads and those that love you. Fun will be made of you and jokes will be born becuase where else can a bunch of 4th world soon2beDEAD idiots get some attention? Enjoy your 15 mins of fame jerks

  83.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    its freakin awesome

  84.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    We need a screensaver of this.

  85.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    @Dan

    very nice distinction That brings out a very good point.

  86.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    this is gay.

  87.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    it was stupid but not as much as the replys

  88.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Sorry – I’m confused. Security check on the subway? I’m assuming then that you can be stopped and searched at any time and in any place in the US now then?? And this is considered normal??? Good god! The world’s going potty…

  89.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    I think this is funny for the reasons other are laughing of course, but what really cracks me up is that this is also kind of a jab at most adults (who in my experience are amazingly computer-illiterate). If you can’t see anything with the x-rays, a bomb is more likely to be concealed in a folded shirt than pressed into the 1-2 mm space under a laptop screen. Additionally, there’s no lead that I know of in laptops [unless they use car (lead-acid) batteries lol]. Sorry if this was a little long winded. I’ll just finish by saying that the biggest explosion you can get out of a laptop’s equipment will fry your $600+ piece of equipment, and the noise will probably shock those overly jittery officials into shooting you.

  90.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    i cant open, plz email me a link @ glaser93@gmail.com

    thankz

  91.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    I’m a true Muslim and am not insulted i think its clever and hilariousness but for obvious reasons wont be pulling off this gag anytime soon! the only true counter terrorism thing we can do to not allow those fake Muslim bastards not to get to our sense of humor. and good job on using a jumble of letters instead of an actual word thus insuring that no one is indeed rightfully insulted!

  92.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Question—
    How the hell does writing a bunch of arabian letters offending? that’s like saying
    ajsidnsmdsj is offending English people if your in France.

  93.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha …….What a bunch of tossers

  94.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    It’s not fucking racist…stop looking for something to call racist.

  95.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    (reply to Marty)

  96.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    I think it’s bloody hilarious

  97.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    So, yeah.

    There are a bunch of idiots out there, and the internet proves it every day.

    Let’s not all get our shoes wet in a pissing contest nobody’s gonna win, mkay?

  98.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    [...] was something to do with this ‘Countdown‘ post, I believe, which I think is really funny. But yeah. Don’t do it for real. Though [...]

  99.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    allah is shit

  100.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    I can see the headlines now:
    Hundreds Of Terrorist Plots Thwarted!

  101.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Congratulations, you guys managed to turn a funny image into a religious/philosophical/moral debate.

    Next time try laughter, its more enjoyable and causes significantly less stress.

  102.  Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  error|1

    Do you remember?

    1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40.

    2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

    3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

    4. During the 1980′s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

    5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

    6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair
    by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

    7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by Muslim male extremists
    between the ages of 17 and 40.

    8. In 1988 , Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

    9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

    10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

    11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take down the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one
    crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by Muslim male
    extremists between the of 17 and 40.

    12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

    13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by– you guessed it– Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

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    Yup.

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    Do you remember?

    Yes, you (west) don’t let anyone forget…

    however you don’t ‘let’ anyone remeber the countless attrocities, cold blooded murders, rape, mutilations, ethnic cleansing (Red indians etc), barbaric invasions commited by christians in the name of christianity-

    The historic list is too large to submit

    Point being everytime something bad happens and it
    appears to be caused by a ‘muslim’ the whole of Islam is guilty.

    Think about it. then think again.

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    yea im a bit of a retard when it comes to PCs but how would i set it to play as my laptop is loading instead of the usual loading bar. p.s guys calm down its a joke and not ment to be offencive to anyone

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    When asked at the airport if he has anything to declare, My friend claims that he always declares: “There is but one God, and Allah is his Prophet”. He does this because of the political pressure against profiling. (He’s hoping to get through security more quickly…)

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    Only seconds would be better.

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    nice

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    haha very nice,total geil xD

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    hey, how can i download this

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    Please Mike can you send me this file?I can’t open it

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    Sorry, I can’t open this file! :(

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    [...] the Arabic text is just a bunch of random letters I pasted together. I figure it doesn

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    Hey , Mike , i took the flash , but wondering …can u extend the timer ? Or make an exe so that u can choose the time ?
    30 sec are good . 10 sec are too short for a reaction .
    I want to see them afraid , running in chaos , you can`t do that in 10 sec :)

    And at the end , u could put a matrix looking thing with an “error” on screen :) To show that it has an error and hasn`t blown up :)

    Btw guy`s , it works best when u have a few wires comeing from ur laptop to a gym bag , a heavy gym bag :)

    And after the error screen , u start doing something in ur gymbag and “swearing” in arabic :) And then say something like “fu&*ing Made in China products ;))

    Then get up , and say it was just a drill , the real thing will be tomorrow , then run away :)

    Btw , if u can extend it to 30 sec, send it to the mail i inputed here with my message :) Hehe .

    KAMIKAZEEEeee

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    This is best of the best, pizdec!!!spasibo so funny!!!

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    B E S T !!!!!

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    interesting…. this are actually real words and not random letters… but next time you should write it in the right direction and at least write the letters together… every idiot can see that this is a fake….

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    Looks like one of the warmongers is proxy-modding the comments

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    You have to read the words from right to left, the letters however from left to right. Obviously not written by an arab ^^. Means something like: Exchange the Security, i’m egyptian (feminine)

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    Super!!!!!!)))) Privet iz Rossii! =))))))))

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    For me it doens´t matter what´s written there. It´s like my first time in AFG… dari, pashto, urdu… it all seems to be the same.

    It´s comedy, not more… and i want it on my screen ;)))

    ….for my next mission there^^

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    After take off :
    1. take your computer out of your bag
    2.open it slowwwwy and calmm-mmy
    3.turn it on
    4.make sure that the guy next to you is watching it
    5.then start your favorite browser
    6.close your eyes and watch the sky
    7.make a deep breath and clik on the link

    http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

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    ACTUALLY THIS MEANS EGYPTIAN SECURITY OF THE AIRPORT

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    That’s cool…))) I’m crying))))) Creator is good!
    I want to create joke with it)
    yeahhh))

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    COOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOoooOOOlLLLL

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    its wful

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    Please Mike can you send me this file?I can’t open it

    emanem17@mail.ru

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    Good flash islamic…

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    http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf COME ON THIS SITE!!!

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    I think its quite cute and harmless – nice to see the lighter side of things. Thanks for the laff. Sorry to the people that we offended -

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    Hahaha!! Good stuff. The arabic lettering might offend certain people but, this is good stuff!!
    Ofcourse, there is a bigger chance of ending up in a bleak room for interrogation. In such situations not many can see the humor. Nonetheless thank you for sharing :)

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    should be longer
    what if they dont see it within the 10 seconds

    if it was like 2 minutes …
    it would freak that person out for every second of those 2 minutes

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    what happened to the music?

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    Well well if it isnt my old enemy. Crabs

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    Is any chance for similiar animation but with option where I can set countdown on any amount of time?

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    If I’d see someone do that I’d probably kill him on spot, no jokes. You know there are a lot of Vets out there, it could be risky…

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    I’m writing this with tears in my eyes, my family and I came down here to Manila, Philippines for a short vacation,unfortunately we were mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed all cash,credit card and mobile phone were stolen off us but luckily we still have our passports with us.

    We’ve been to the Embassy and the Police here but they’re not helping issues at all the bad news is our flight will be leaving in less than 8-hrs from now but we’re having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won’t let us leave until we settle the bills.

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    How cool i’m part of a website that had something funny on it and was known since 2001. Don’t worry i’m just posting here for fun. Have a fantastic day.

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    Hello future Redditors who came from the https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/42u8sx/what_happens_in_movies_that_only_takes_seconds/czdldyp comment. I actually ventured this site a little and it’s amazing how far some of these posts and users/bloggers date back to, hoping this comment will gain age like previous comments before me and be seen by future users here I say; ‘Hi Reddit! and people of the VR age!’

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