The Buck Shops Here
I found this weird shopping list on a dollar in my pocket today. Any insights you can offer, my clever readers, are much appreciated.
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Welcome to my website and personal playground, where I've been publishing thoughts and random creations since the late 90s. These days I work at Hearst Digital Media in New York City. I also recently created the first pay-per-character publishing platform, Bitcoin Megaphone. See more of my work at solomania.com.
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Oh shit, I forgot the tuna. Thanks
Posted by Jeff on March 19, 2008 at 8:07 pm
I can’t offer any insights other than the use of the words “cold cuts” makes me want to go to Subway.
Posted by David B. on March 19, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Oh, I thought it said “cold iiits” – that actually helps clear things up.
Posted by Mike Solomon on March 19, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Heh, they misspelled pretzels! XD
Posted by indiebrianna on March 19, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Cold Cuts
Advil
Tuna
Pretzels (sic)
A crunchy sandwich, leaves you with ‘fish breath’, a full stomach, and your headache goes away – a real time saver.
Posted by Steve on March 20, 2008 at 3:41 am
Actually, In honor of Amarica’s obecity, overt the counter drug addiction, and illiteracy, “Cold cuts, Advil, Tuna, Pertzels” is replacing “In God We Trust” as the national motto.
Posted by Jeff on March 20, 2008 at 8:04 am
I don’t think I want to go to this guys Super Bowl party.
Posted by Fred on March 20, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Where’d you get that dollar? A pregnant stripper?
Posted by John Cocktoasten on March 22, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Yo Cocktoasten… That was Classic!!!!
Good job!
Posted by scott D on March 22, 2008 at 5:45 pm
This is a suicide note, an overdose of advil following a ton of chilled knife cuts. Signed by Tuna Pertzels the youngest of the Pertzels dinasty from Bulgaria
Posted by adriana on March 22, 2008 at 8:18 pm
John Cocktoasten nailed it.
Posted by Jeff on March 25, 2008 at 8:16 pm
http://www.grocerylists.org/lists/900/Pages/0818.shtml
Posted by zolee on July 4, 2008 at 10:59 am
Pertzels and Advil? A deadly combination. But throw in some tuna and it neutralizes the effects and allows for a very cool buzz. The cold cuts are for sandwiches.
Posted by David on March 3, 2009 at 3:23 pm