The Buck Shops Here

I found this weird shopping list on a dollar in my pocket today. Any insights you can offer, my clever readers, are much appreciated.

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    Oh shit, I forgot the tuna. Thanks

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    I can’t offer any insights other than the use of the words “cold cuts” makes me want to go to Subway.

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    Oh, I thought it said “cold iiits” – that actually helps clear things up.

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    Heh, they misspelled pretzels! XD

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    Cold Cuts
    Advil
    Tuna
    Pretzels (sic)
    A crunchy sandwich, leaves you with ‘fish breath’, a full stomach, and your headache goes away – a real time saver.

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    Actually, In honor of Amarica’s obecity, overt the counter drug addiction, and illiteracy, “Cold cuts, Advil, Tuna, Pertzels” is replacing “In God We Trust” as the national motto.

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    I don’t think I want to go to this guys Super Bowl party.

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    Where’d you get that dollar? A pregnant stripper?

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    Yo Cocktoasten… That was Classic!!!!
    Good job!

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    This is a suicide note, an overdose of advil following a ton of chilled knife cuts. Signed by Tuna Pertzels the youngest of the Pertzels dinasty from Bulgaria

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    John Cocktoasten nailed it.

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    http://www.grocerylists.org/lists/900/Pages/0818.shtml

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    Pertzels and Advil? A deadly combination. But throw in some tuna and it neutralizes the effects and allows for a very cool buzz. The cold cuts are for sandwiches.

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