People get the wrong idea when they see an old pair of pants with holes cut into the pockets. It doesn’t necessarily imply that the owner of the pants is a public masturbator. It might just mean that he likes telling little kids to reach into his pockets and try to find the candy.
I just had a great idea for a way to teach young children about the dangers of drinking, as well as a way to help actors find work. Hear me out.
Parents will hire an actor (any ‘ol actor will do) to play “Uncle Rick.” Uncle Rick will only need to sporadically meet the kid a few times during the “role”, which will consist of the kid’s family having Uncle Rick over for dinner a few times over the course of about 3 years. The more years the kid keeps Uncle Rick in the back of his mind, the better the payoff. See where I’m going with this?…
Back by popular demand, here’s my vintage 2001 email correspondence with one of the first actual Nigerian email scammers. It’s a long read but well worth it, if I may say so. And it’s all true, to the word.
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Did you know they use dead babies in advertising because they’re cheaper and easier to work with than alive babies?
It’s true.
Just in case anyone’s interested, the following domain names are available.
vadgezilla.com
testiballs.com
ourvagina.com
letshearitforhitler.com
allnudeapes.com
ohgrandma.com
getintomyvan.com
thatwasntcreamcheese.com
itsinmyhairitsinmyhair.com
Feel free to suggest more. Go to www.networksolutions.com to see what’s taken and what’s up for grabs.
