June 13th, 2008
People get the wrong idea when they see an old pair of pants with holes cut into the pockets. It doesn’t necessarily imply that the owner of the pants is a public masturbator. It might just mean that he likes telling little kids to reach into his pockets and try to find the candy.
The hard part isn’t finding the candy, it’s yanking it out. I usually give up when it feels like it’s starting to melt.
06.15.08 at 5:47 pm
Speaking as a public masturbator, cutting holes in one’s pockets seems like an exciting idea.
06.16.08 at 9:54 am