NEE NAW NEE NAW WOOT WOOT

    +3

Looks like a while before my turn to drive

    --1

Hurry the hell up! I’m about to crap my pants!

    --1

Hey, know what starts with F and ends with U, C, K?

    --3

Good, we got all their clothes! Those guys in station 7 are going to look pretty silly showing up to the fire naked!

    --1

You mean we’re driving TOWARD a fire?

    --1

slow down!

    --2

I think this is my stop, se ya!

    --2

Hey Chief, could you move over a bit, I think, we are about to crash into a wall - and I don’t want to dirty my uniform…

    --2

You ready?? Bust out the skateboards!!!!!

    --1

Hmmm… Nice hand

    --1

Go on and take the damned picture already! My jaws are aching from holding this pose.

    --5

BACON!! Bacon bacon bacon…

    +4

Any of you wussy directors who don’t want to elect my main man here CEO are gonna answer to me.

    --7

dude, i`m just a stuffed animal and i can`t bring you that newspaper.

    --3

man, im going to bite you if you won`t release your hand. really. arrrrrgghhhh.

    --5

Today I’m hungry! :X

    --7

Ehm… What would I say if I were Mr. Bush?

    --5

I am stuffed, don’t be afraid..

    --7

Why does everybody step back whenever I smile??? Mommy said I had a grrreat smile.

    --2

I feel stuffed

    --3

“Heel” my ass! I’m taking the whole leg!.

    --3

chopper, Sick Balls!!!

    --3

Lower… Lower… Yeah, it feels goog!

    --5

Austin Powers, Meet Mr. Bigglesworth, the second…Mmmhmm…

    --5

This guy looks so tasty!

    --5

woof

    --4

woof

    --4

Hey Hillary! Drop out of the fucking race already! AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!

    --1

Just by looking at me you might think I’m in a really bad mood. But actually, it’s the rabies.

    --1

lessy

    --4

wait, wait. patience. soon there.

    --4

i am trying to smile here!!!

    --3

What you say about my BOSS?

    --2

Ya know I see fine you cock knocker…
Now get your fucking hand of my head before I rip your nuts off!!

    +0

woof

    --1

being dead and stuffed sucks…

    --1

I BROUGHT YOU A BABY
BUT THEN I EATED IT

    --1

THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

    +0

OK,OK… enough head scratching already..! Now, I want to lick my balls…

    --1

NY is no place to be a cab driver.

    +1

Why do I always have to be the driver? I wanna be the put-the-hidden-microphone-on-the-hottie’s-boobs guy!

    +4

See! I told you it wasn’t a third nipple!

    +15

You’re gonna motorboat those things, aren’t you? You motorboatin’ son of a bitch! You old sailor you!!!

    +3

Watching this has gotten me so hot that it’s like having a giant Chinese penis cake between my legs!

    --4

Is that a guy or a girl????

    --4

Wiretapping will surely keep us abreast of the situation. HAHHHAHHAAAAAAAA…oh, I wish I were dead.

    --7

Note to self: Next time wire the ugly chick.

    --8

So much for the wire. Hope she doesn’t see the hatcam the guy over her left shoulder is wearing.

    --6

What a dope! Wearing a wire to a nudist colony!

    --10

Ah Hah, good work 99, the old Tranny and the hidden microphone trick!!

    +8

I hope you can explain this!

    --6

If only I could give her an interview…

    --7

Kelly, I`ll talk to you at home…

    --1

boobsy boobsy..

    --8

it gettin hot in here, take off all her clothes……..

    --7

Throw the cuffs on her! What? of COURSE I knew she was wearing a wire when I said “take off her shirt!” Get her to booking. (i soooo didn’t know! haha. today was a good day. i love being a cop.)

    --4

Sex? Yes Please !!!

    --4

It vibrates WHERE when you talk into the microphone?

    --3

Wow, am i in the Candid Camera???

    --4

Wow, am I on the Candid Camera?

    --4

Boooobiessssssssssss

    --3

arghhhhhhh, girls, fancy a trip on my cool car? i like to play role games too

    --2

Note to self: Rip off mic, bang her, then escape.

    --1