The Gulls of Montauk

Zack Miller’s World of Jenks

The only thing that makes this closeup of Zack Miller‘s new forearm tattoo by East Side Ink more badass is the fact that his brother is, among other things, a professional poker player.

Look for them both in an upcoming episode of MTV’s new series World of Jenks. You heard it here first people.

Pixel density comparison: iPhone 3 and iPhone 4

Clearly I’m not the first dude to weigh in here, but I wanted to get a real-world sense of the increased resolution on the iPhone 4′s “Retina Display.”

In these photos I’m holding an iPhone 3Gs in front of two computer displays running Apple’s iPhone Simulator. The Simulator is running a virtualized version of iOS 4.0.1 set to mimic the iPhone 4 device. The iPhone 4 simulator looks huge on the computer screens because today’s Macs have pixel densities in the 72-120 range, while the iPhone 4′s pixel density is 326.

Pre-dousing any flamey comments, I’m fully aware this is 100% unscientific so I offer this information purely for my own delight. That said, if you have something positive to share, surprise me. :-)

An iPhone 3Gs held roughly 30″ away from a 27″ iMac running a simulated iPhone 4 interface. Badass.

Same as above, but with a 1920×1080 display. I needed to hold the iPhone roughly 34″ away to get the sizes to match.

Michael Sanzone Revisited

Couldn’t decide which photo to use so I used them both. You’re looking at some of artist Michael Sanzone‘s latest work, photographed two weeks ago at the Here Arts Center in the West Village. I love how the reflections toward the top-left look like Apple’s Aqua user interface buttons.

Those curios about the artist might enjoy this entry.

Those curios about everything else might enjoy everything else here.

A Taste Odyssey

Shot and edited this with my trusty new Canon G11 and iMovie this morning (before heading to work, appropriately).

Is it wrong that I feel this way when gazing upon my burgeoning spirits collection? Perhaps. But big ups to Paul at what I’m convinced is the best wine and spirits store in the country for the suggestions on what to buy, and a personal plug to Carly, Greg, and the editorial whippersnappers at The Spirit for the cocktail inspiration.

Say cheers!

Hot Stripping Action

Slightly more entertaining than watching paint dry….

Chef’s Technique: Proper Knife Grip

Wine Review Tag Cloud

One of the perks I get from working at the world’s largest wine website is that I get to drink and review a lot of wine. And after writing reviews for upwards of 557 different wines, I couldn’t shake the feeling that I was reusing some words.

So in the interest of being a huge geek, I exported all my written reviews from Snooth and ran the text through the tag cloud generator at http://www.wordle.net/. Then I did the same thing with Snooth’s resident wine expert Gregory Dal Piaz – just for shitting and giggling.

Can you figure out which is mine and which is the expert’s?

Using iPad as a: Google search

Think I’m finally “getting” the iPad. Here’s why:

Cross-to-bear

This is my cross-to-bear:

iPad Caption Contest

The Cleverest Responses (54)

  1. “I’m shrinking!” “Proof?” “Yes, right here on my iPhone”.

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +34
  2. Hey- dipshit hipster guy from the Palm Pre announcement. Yeah, you, ya douche. Get a load of THIS.

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --18
  3. Look! The iPod Touch just got bigger, and so did my eyes!

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +9
  4. “… and this is what happens when you use the iPad to divide by zero.”

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +31
  5. hey ppffflaghhh blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhfff

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --46
  6. Here you can see our three revolutionary devices, one from past, one from today and the iClocks.

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --20
  7. Holy crap! Have you ever held two mirrors up to each other? It like, parallels into infinity, man! This is so awesome! I AM SO HIGH!

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --12
  8. iPad. Now with Time Machine.

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +8
  9. … … … … iPad MEMORY SYNC COMPLETE. HUMAN NEUTRALIZED.

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --6
  10. Look what i just made for you, mom !

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --6
  11. This is unbelievable.
    This is how we think different.
    This will be the best experience you’ll ever have.
    This is our new product that we have been working on for decades, and this is called :

    iPad

    iP(lease you)a(ll to give us your pretty)dollars.

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --18
  12. cmd z!

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  13. The latest from Apple Russia:

    iMatryoshka!

    (aka: iRussian Nesting Doll)

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +20
  14. iClone iClone iClone…

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  15. am i that abyssal dumb?

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --17
  16. My ipad doesn’t have wing but it can capture all my inhibitions !

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  17. …and I can do this… even *without* a built-in camera!

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +6
  18. Look at this Dude !

    How deep do you think it is ?!

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  19. Those are definitly not my hands.

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --6
  20. did you notice I’m married ? … no ?…. oh you were looking at the ipad… of course… story of my life

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --7
  21. You’re feeling veeeeeeeery tired…
    You’re falling asleep…

    Your looking at it
    Yes, keep looking at it…

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +4
  22. Well, this little spatio-temporal vertex bug will be fixed in version 2.0

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +2
  23. cmd c
    cmd v
    cmd v

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --4
  24. hm.,,,, o, its me :D

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --6
  25. lol

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --5
  26. lol
    It is so strange)
    But I hope thet it have no great idea

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  27. iEgo

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  28. iMirror 2.0

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  29. iMe

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  30. …as you can see here… all new iPads come with the application Narcissism 3.0…

    *Warning: Narcissism 3.0 is only compatible with technology beginning with the letter i.

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +9
  31. I made it from my own image…

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +2
  32. At Apple, we know you love you!

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +4
  33. iPad, technology that connects with the real you!

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +3
  34. …For those who want it all… Apple offers the iPod, the iPhone, and iPad, all in one!

    (just like the turducken!)

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +1
  35. iRabbit Hole

    Follow meeeeeeeeeee…..

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +1
  36. i don’t think you are taking us seriously…

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +4
  37. We’re here for the Max Headroom audition…

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +3
  38. …and once all your data is uploaded to the iPad… your body can be disposed of using the built-in cryogenics app.

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +2
  39. That would make more videos.

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --5
  40. Yes, look like 2 mirrors, but is easy make this with Photoshop. very nice effect…

    Think different. Think with your head!

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  --3
  41. LOOOk i found the never ending mirror!!

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  42. Look kids, this is why we geeks waited so long on the iPad (read: another way to waist another 500 bucks)!!!!

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  43. kjokot

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  44. erdemcolaker@hotmail.com

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  45. Ok, you cannot have Flashplayer…

    BUT, but, show me someone at ADOBE who can do …

    THAT !!

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +3
  46. “Ever wished you could fit into a space the size of an iPad? … Well, there’s an App for that!”

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +1
  47. TIME PARADOX

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +1
  48. So that’s where Beebs got his teeth frm ??0ah ha !

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  49. iSad

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  50. look my idiot face infinite times

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  51. fgoi

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  52. coooooooooooooooooool

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  53. Look at this! With the new Ipad you are bether then Chuck Noris!

     Rate Comment Up Rate Comment Down  +3
  54. truckpult

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John Mayer saves drunk idiot in Boston

John Mayer saves drunk idiot in Boston:

Movember

This month I’m donating a banner ad (see above) to Movember – described as “an annual, month-long celebration of the moustache, highlighting men’s health issues – specifically prostate and testicular cancer.” Check out the site, register as a fundraiser, and spend a month growing a mustache – that is, if you have the balls.

Did the Black Eyed Peas Rip Off Radiohead?

If you combine Radiohead’s “Motion Picture Soundtrack” with the Black Eyed Peas’ “I Got A Feeling”, you get either copyright infringement or a pleasant coincidence. I’m just sayin…

Veive Cliquot Yellowboam

Roughly $2K worth of wine bling:

Marvel Comic Book Generator

Pretty cool comic book generator from Marvel, even though it’s for kids.

comic book

Dubai in LIC

After seeing this post at kottke.org I made this quick and dirty mockup below. The takeaway: it’s a tall fucking building.

burj in lic

Long Island City Fire

Long Island City is so hot right now.

iPhone’s Artist Icon Looks Like Bono

iphone-artist-icon-bono

City Slicker

Photos from a weekend in the Catskills, with a jaunt to the 123rd Delaware County Fair in Walton, NY.


 

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