May 8th, 2008



Hmmm… Nice hand
~AnonymousGo on and take the damned picture already! My jaws are aching from holding this pose.
~Nihilistic NeilBACON!! Bacon bacon bacon…
~ClintAny of you wussy directors who don’t want to elect my main man here CEO are gonna answer to me.
~Peter Gozinyadude, i`m just a stuffed animal and i can`t bring you that newspaper.
~Jorgenman, im going to bite you if you won`t release your hand. really. arrrrrgghhhh.
~theangrymobToday I’m hungry! :X
~CateEhm… What would I say if I were Mr. Bush?
~OlegI am stuffed, don’t be afraid..
~Adi MogaWhy does everybody step back whenever I smile??? Mommy said I had a grrreat smile.
~FredI feel stuffed
~Vinny Viking“Heel” my ass! I’m taking the whole leg!.
~Jeffchopper, Sick Balls!!!
~Scott DLower… Lower… Yeah, it feels goog!
~ClementAustin Powers, Meet Mr. Bigglesworth, the second…Mmmhmm…
~TarsusxThis guy looks so tasty!
~Mr. Dammwoof
~Mr Longdenwoof
~anonymousHey Hillary! Drop out of the fucking race already! AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!
~Jimmy McCrapplepantsJust by looking at me you might think I’m in a really bad mood. But actually, it’s the rabies.
~Jorge Smithlessy
~aminwait, wait. patience. soon there.
~The second thoughti am trying to smile here!!!
~pashaWhat you say about my BOSS?
~DimonSkyYa know I see fine you cock knocker…
Now get your fucking hand of my head before I rip your nuts off!!
woof
~doodbeing dead and stuffed sucks…
~AnonymousI BROUGHT YOU A BABY
BUT THEN I EATED IT
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
~AnonymousOK,OK… enough head scratching already..! Now, I want to lick my balls…
~SlimjimI don’t care how you spent your Saturday night, because my Saturday night was clearly much more entertaining. I saw an Elvis impersonator in a pastry shop in Astoria, Queens. What did you do?

NY is no place to be a cab driver.
~carliosityWhy do I always have to be the driver? I wanna be the put-the-hidden-microphone-on-the-hottie’s-boobs guy!
~Billy BobSee! I told you it wasn’t a third nipple!
~Testicular TorsionYou’re gonna motorboat those things, aren’t you? You motorboatin’ son of a bitch! You old sailor you!!!
~John CocktoastenWatching this has gotten me so hot that it’s like having a giant Chinese penis cake between my legs!
~Scary LarryIs that a guy or a girl????
~Scott DWiretapping will surely keep us abreast of the situation. HAHHHAHHAAAAAAAA…oh, I wish I were dead.
~GabeNote to self: Next time wire the ugly chick.
~JeffSo much for the wire. Hope she doesn’t see the hatcam the guy over her left shoulder is wearing.
~JeffWhat a dope! Wearing a wire to a nudist colony!
~JeffAh Hah, good work 99, the old Tranny and the hidden microphone trick!!
~SlimjimI hope you can explain this!
~maverickIf only I could give her an interview…
~JorgenKelly, I`ll talk to you at home…
~Mightynoobboobsy boobsy..
~Adi Mogait gettin hot in here, take off all her clothes……..
~BangerThrow the cuffs on her! What? of COURSE I knew she was wearing a wire when I said “take off her shirt!” Get her to booking. (i soooo didn’t know! haha. today was a good day. i love being a cop.)
~AnonymousSex? Yes Please !!!
~GeahIt vibrates WHERE when you talk into the microphone?
~FredWow, am i in the Candid Camera???
~Mr. DammWow, am I on the Candid Camera?
~Mr. DammBoooobiessssssssssss
~c1ukarghhhhhhh, girls, fancy a trip on my cool car? i like to play role games too
~aminNote to self: Rip off mic, bang her, then escape.
~anonymous
NEE NAW NEE NAW WOOT WOOT
05.08.08 at 3:32 pm
Looks like a while before my turn to drive
05.08.08 at 4:37 pm
Hurry the hell up! I’m about to crap my pants!
05.08.08 at 4:40 pm
Hey, know what starts with F and ends with U, C, K?
05.08.08 at 5:50 pm
Good, we got all their clothes! Those guys in station 7 are going to look pretty silly showing up to the fire naked!
05.08.08 at 6:03 pm
You mean we’re driving TOWARD a fire?
05.08.08 at 6:05 pm
slow down!
05.09.08 at 2:09 am
I think this is my stop, se ya!
05.09.08 at 2:10 am
Hey Chief, could you move over a bit, I think, we are about to crash into a wall - and I don’t want to dirty my uniform…
05.09.08 at 7:26 am
You ready?? Bust out the skateboards!!!!!
05.09.08 at 10:51 am