The Cleverest Responses (54)

1. “I’m shrinking!” “Proof?” “Yes, right here on my iPhone”.

       +34
   ~cmirkin
   01.31.10 at 11:55 pm

2. Hey- dipshit hipster guy from the Palm Pre announcement. Yeah, you, ya douche. Get a load of THIS.

       --18
   ~Jeff
   02.01.10 at 12:52 am

3. Look! The iPod Touch just got bigger, and so did my eyes!

       +9
   ~Wouter
   02.01.10 at 5:18 am

4. “… and this is what happens when you use the iPad to divide by zero.”

       +31
   ~DaveyBridges
   02.01.10 at 9:09 am

5. hey ppffflaghhh blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhfff

       --46
   ~einstein
   02.01.10 at 12:49 pm

6. Here you can see our three revolutionary devices, one from past, one from today and the iClocks.

       --20
   ~joZCo
   02.01.10 at 1:32 pm

7. Holy crap! Have you ever held two mirrors up to each other? It like, parallels into infinity, man! This is so awesome! I AM SO HIGH!

       --12
   ~Drug Abuse is Wrong
   02.01.10 at 4:04 pm

8. iPad. Now with Time Machine.

       +8
   ~pv_le_worm
   02.01.10 at 5:52 pm

9. … … … … iPad MEMORY SYNC COMPLETE. HUMAN NEUTRALIZED.

       --6
   ~g
   02.02.10 at 9:55 am

10. Look what i just made for you, mom !

        --6
    ~29andstillatparentshome!
    02.03.10 at 11:19 am

11. This is unbelievable.
    This is how we think different.
    This will be the best experience you’ll ever have.
    This is our new product that we have been working on for decades, and this is called :

    iPad

    iP(lease you)a(ll to give us your pretty)dollars.

        --18
    ~playfans
    02.03.10 at 4:16 pm

12. cmd z!

        --4
    ~Undo
    02.04.10 at 3:33 pm

13. The latest from Apple Russia:

    iMatryoshka!

    (aka: iRussian Nesting Doll)

        +20
    ~kdavison
    02.04.10 at 3:45 pm

14. iClone iClone iClone…

        +12
    ~kdavison
    02.04.10 at 3:49 pm

15. am i that abyssal dumb?

        --17
    ~coman12
    02.04.10 at 8:33 pm

16. My ipad doesn’t have wing but it can capture all my inhibitions !

        --15
    ~woops
    02.07.10 at 10:28 am

17. …and I can do this… even *without* a built-in camera!

        +6
    ~kdavison
    02.07.10 at 4:07 pm

18. Look at this Dude !

    How deep do you think it is ?!

        +0
    ~Bob
    02.08.10 at 8:35 am

19. Those are definitly not my hands.

        --6
    ~bab
    02.08.10 at 3:30 pm

20. did you notice I’m married ? … no ?…. oh you were looking at the ipad… of course… story of my life

        --7
    ~auguste
    02.09.10 at 5:32 pm

21. You’re feeling veeeeeeeery tired…
    You’re falling asleep…

    Your looking at it
    Yes, keep looking at it…

        +4
    ~Bob
    02.10.10 at 11:07 am

22. Well, this little spatio-temporal vertex bug will be fixed in version 2.0

        +2
    ~Tiben
    02.14.10 at 10:45 am

23. cmd c
    cmd v
    cmd v

        --4
    ~Kdavison
    02.14.10 at 5:27 pm

24. hm.,,,, o, its me :D

        --6
    ~Jekaterina
    02.15.10 at 2:23 pm

25. lol

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    02.16.10 at 11:39 am

26. lol
    It is so strange)
    But I hope thet it have no great idea

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    02.16.10 at 11:40 am

27. iEgo

        +6
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 1:52 pm

28. iMirror 2.0

        +5
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 1:57 pm

29. iMe

        +1
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 1:57 pm

30. …as you can see here… all new iPads come with the application Narcissism 3.0…

    *Warning: Narcissism 3.0 is only compatible with technology beginning with the letter i.

        +9
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:06 pm

31. I made it from my own image…

        +2
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:11 pm

32. At Apple, we know you love you!

        +4
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:16 pm

33. iPad, technology that connects with the real you!

        +3
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:17 pm

34. …For those who want it all… Apple offers the iPod, the iPhone, and iPad, all in one!

    (just like the turducken!)

        +1
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:23 pm

35. iRabbit Hole

    Follow meeeeeeeeeee…..

        +1
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:24 pm

36. i don’t think you are taking us seriously…

        +4
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:27 pm

37. We’re here for the Max Headroom audition…

        +3
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:30 pm

38. …and once all your data is uploaded to the iPad… your body can be disposed of using the built-in cryogenics app.

        +2
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:44 pm

39. That would make more videos.

        --5
    ~Moscow Prostitutes
    03.06.10 at 3:40 am

40. Yes, look like 2 mirrors, but is easy make this with Photoshop. very nice effect…

    Think different. Think with your head!

        --3
    ~angelo_3d
    03.14.10 at 3:51 am

41. LOOOk i found the never ending mirror!!

        --2
    ~Kendog
    03.19.10 at 1:00 am

42. Look kids, this is why we geeks waited so long on the iPad (read: another way to waist another 500 bucks)!!!!

        --6
    ~Man_in_the_Box
    04.09.10 at 1:55 pm

43. kjokot

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    05.01.10 at 9:56 am

44. erdemcolaker@hotmail.com

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    05.07.10 at 5:38 am

45. Ok, you cannot have Flashplayer…

    BUT, but, show me someone at ADOBE who can do …

    THAT !!

        +3
    ~Bob
    05.07.10 at 2:56 pm

46. “Ever wished you could fit into a space the size of an iPad? … Well, there’s an App for that!”

        +1
    ~Bobbycheese
    05.15.10 at 12:07 pm

47. TIME PARADOX

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    05.16.10 at 7:19 pm

48. So that’s where Beebs got his teeth frm ??0ah ha !

        +0
    ~CAZZ
    05.19.10 at 5:50 pm

49. iSad

        +0
    ~Carliosity
    06.18.10 at 2:17 pm

50. look my idiot face infinite times

        +0
    ~FaNtAsMiC
    07.17.10 at 10:15 pm

51. fgoi

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    07.20.10 at 5:13 am

52. coooooooooooooooooool

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    07.20.10 at 5:13 am

53. Look at this! With the new Ipad you are bether then Chuck Noris!

        +3
    ~Chuck Noris
    07.31.10 at 12:17 am

54. truckpult

        +0
    ~Farton
    08.08.10 at 2:07 pm

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The Cleverest Responses (64)

1. bling bling bitches

       +140
   ~fartist
   06.03.09 at 12:49 pm

2. This photo op is going to come back to haunt me when some neocon douchebag tries to swift boat me in 2012.

       --13
   ~Jeff
   06.03.09 at 12:54 pm

3. Maxi King allright

       +23
   ~Jerry
   06.03.09 at 1:56 pm

4. What? Never seen a boy wearing a necklace? Dem, you should see my bra! Freaky boys, those journalists!

       --32
   ~Niels
   06.03.09 at 3:38 pm

5. What? Never seen a boy wearing a necklace? Freaky journalists! You should see my bra!

       --33
   ~Niels
   06.03.09 at 3:44 pm

6. Let me see.. Good medal, good medal – My medal, my medal..

       --24
   ~Anonymous
   06.03.09 at 4:35 pm

7. You ain’t gettin this back. You do know that right?

       --18
   ~Ascarpi
   06.03.09 at 4:48 pm

8. Can’t fell my CROWN!?

       --18
   ~jaug1337
   06.03.09 at 6:36 pm

9. Now this is more like it

       --17
   ~Blake
   06.03.09 at 11:50 pm

10. I pity da fool!

        --14
    ~Jeff
    06.04.09 at 5:02 pm

11. You feel relax… you fell your eyes getting heavy… yeeees, relax…. you feel sleepy… are you asleep now? good… now, when I snap my fingers, you will get your pen, and you will sign this treaty surrendering all your oil reserves…

        --5
    ~silexmt
    06.04.09 at 6:43 pm

12. all i need is 7 more and i’ll be as cool as michael phelps

        --7
    ~haha
    06.04.09 at 11:42 pm

13. They just told me to go with the flow…

        --11
    ~Christian Kragh
    06.05.09 at 3:20 am

14. Damn it, I knew this was going to be on the caption contest blog!

        --14
    ~Christian Kragh
    06.05.09 at 3:21 am

15. My homies back there have no style, -right biatches?-

        --9
    ~Synth3siS
    06.06.09 at 11:42 am

16. For Saddam we only had a rope, but i kinda like this one…

        --8
    ~Lev
    06.09.09 at 4:29 pm

17. I wana be a girl, just for a day…

        --5
    ~gigges
    06.12.09 at 3:07 am

18. Holy shit, i’ve already told u that this flower have nothing similar with democratic tradions. So, throw it away fucking Ahmed!

        --13
    ~Kilo
    06.13.09 at 12:21 pm

19. Voldemort, Germiona and Dumbledore!!! Flower Bush stand up and go!

        --7
    ~Michael Jackson Lilboylover
    06.13.09 at 12:26 pm

20. I hereby declare myself the savior of mankind and promise to unify this planet under one world goverment !

        +47
    ~Steve
    06.14.09 at 4:38 pm

21. Now gimme your wallet.

        +32
    ~gary
    06.30.09 at 9:23 am

22. So this is your new 24K Semtex suicide bomber exploding necklace.

        +21
    ~Ron
    06.30.09 at 1:41 pm

23. look, there is a fly! someone kill the fly.

        --1
    ~samuel
    07.06.09 at 10:59 am

24. Do Do Do I’m much richer than youuuu

        +10
    ~Max Gellweiler
    07.10.09 at 10:34 am

25. a bit like 50, isn’t it??

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    07.15.09 at 6:11 am

26. Now, about them 99 virgin girls… you sure about that?

        +23
    ~Anonymous
    07.26.09 at 10:16 am

27. …and the Dr. told my mother to push…
    …and my head came out like this…

        +37
    ~George DelGiorno
    07.26.09 at 8:18 pm

28. YES, I COULD!!

        +14
    ~rst
    07.27.09 at 7:40 am

29. Thanks but it is not gold

        +18
    ~Gkan
    08.04.09 at 2:39 am

30. So when I give you this, you give me oil at 5 billion barrels for each gram of gold.

        +8
    ~vkernahan
    08.05.09 at 8:44 am

31. I better put this shit on right now, Mr Smiley in the yellow tie is looking too hard at it with a smile on his face.

        --2
    ~vkernahan
    08.05.09 at 8:46 am

32. “I’mma sell this ish when I go back to the ghetto after my peresidency ez ovah!

        +0
    ~BushFan
    08.06.09 at 6:57 pm

33. who the fuck is Angela Merkel ???

        +5
    ~Anonymous
    08.08.09 at 4:26 am

34. first place in stupidity

        --7
    ~bill
    08.14.09 at 10:17 am

35. I always dreamt to look like Public Enemy , thank you !

        --2
    ~The Towell
    08.23.09 at 5:15 pm

36. Now look at this gold muthafucka right here

        --1
    ~V!NCENT
    08.29.09 at 1:38 pm

37. this medal is MINE! it’s pure gold.

        +2
    ~xDxDxD
    08.30.09 at 4:24 pm

38. Well. Thank you…for…understanding my culture…

        +17
    ~dude
    09.03.09 at 11:44 pm

39. I’mma sell this for bananas to feed my monkey-ass family.

        --21
    ~Anonymous
    09.11.09 at 2:52 pm

40. Shuuu Habibi

        +3
    ~Cabbo
    09.15.09 at 10:26 am

41. I am the Prince of Zamunda

        +8
    ~Anonymous
    09.24.09 at 5:12 pm

42. I’ll need a few more for the kids.

        +12
    ~Patrick
    10.01.09 at 11:30 pm

43. I gotta feeling

        --1
    ~Yeah
    10.06.09 at 8:07 am

44. america youre next

        --1
    ~dudd
    10.16.09 at 4:30 pm

45. yeah bitches I`m so much better as Mr.T!!!

        --4
    ~_godsmack
    10.16.09 at 11:33 pm

46. Yess, my own, my preciousss…

        +6
    ~Boozon
    10.21.09 at 4:27 am

47. where the fuck is my hat?

        +0
    ~Sma
    10.28.09 at 12:58 pm

48. You sure this is the same shit Hitler wore? cause he da man yo!

        --6
    ~Rogue
    11.04.09 at 7:43 pm

49. Yo Bitch let us fuck next Weekend for this bling bling
    !!!I’m your Dream in Jeans!!!

        --4
    ~Leava
    11.05.09 at 5:56 pm

50. You know what the difference between you and me is?

    I make this look gooood.

        +9
    ~Casey
    12.07.09 at 3:03 am

51. Various of guys write about this issue but you wrote down some true words.

        --1
    ~bosiltefolley
    12.09.09 at 4:41 pm

52. yeah man! try this around your neck, when you don´t fall down because of the heavy wight, you know you are a real man!

        +1
    ~Laura
    01.01.10 at 4:59 pm

53. I like Bling Bling, baby!!!

        +1
    ~My
    01.21.10 at 2:13 pm

54. who cares if we fire all the doctors…

        +3
    ~jfk
    01.29.10 at 6:05 pm

55. Im a mother fuckin P.I.M.P bitch!

        +0
    ~Theo
    02.04.10 at 1:58 pm

56. yeah yeah cool stuff but i would prefer oil nega’…

        +0
    ~coman12
    02.04.10 at 8:37 pm

57. now i’ve passed the test killing those guys i’m finaly in the gang =)

        +2
    ~coman12
    02.04.10 at 8:38 pm

58. You are king of petrol! But I m king of peace.

        +0
    ~lapompa
    02.05.10 at 8:39 am

59. And I won what actually?

        +5
    ~Saru
    02.05.10 at 9:38 am

60. Who’s the president now,bitches?

        +0
    ~Mezo
    02.26.10 at 5:11 pm

61. shit, again the chains…thought slavery is over…

        +0
    ~thor
    04.01.10 at 6:44 am

62. Jesus Christ, Fuck, this is awesome!…ahm i mean awesome, fuck Jesus Christ!

        +0
    ~Mikel
    04.14.10 at 9:29 am

63. They only give me that chain to make me look even worse if something goes wrong..

        +0
    ~Yannick
    05.05.10 at 9:44 am

64. You see, I am black, but I made it without rapping

        +0
    ~Laurent
    05.15.10 at 1:54 pm

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The Cleverest Responses (101)

1. Die, baboon.

       +28
   ~Seb
   05.15.09 at 9:04 am

2. Is it fling poo; then shoot? Or shoot; then fling poo? I can’t remember….

       +15
   ~Anthony
   05.15.09 at 9:25 am

3. No one makes fun of my yellow banana suit.

       +24
   ~DaveyBridges
   05.15.09 at 9:26 am

4. WHO.. TOUCHED .. MY.. HAT!

       --13
   ~jaug1337
   05.15.09 at 2:10 pm

5. Yipee Ki Yay Mother Fucker

       --15
   ~Shamwowticus
   05.16.09 at 1:45 pm

6. Well, the new weapon works, but with one small unfortunate side effect…

       --9
   ~Len
   05.17.09 at 11:33 am

7. Bet those bastard zoo keepers will get a pretty nice surprise when they see this.

       +5
   ~JAC
   05.17.09 at 2:15 pm

8. My FBI-colleagues had right.
   I’m looking like a monkey in this banana suit.

       +25
   ~Iris
   05.18.09 at 2:49 am

9. Yo! Respect, man!

       --14
   ~kdavison
   05.18.09 at 9:12 am

10. Men in Grey/Black rulez

        --21
    ~Lucky
    05.18.09 at 2:30 pm

11. You think the yellow suit is too much?

        --8
    ~Roxana
    05.19.09 at 3:55 am

12. The Kansas School Board sleeps with the fishes.

        --5
    ~Jeff
    05.19.09 at 12:26 pm

13. Next time someone comes over with a new hairdo, I’ll be prepared for police presence.

        --14
    ~Liz is a WHORE.
    05.19.09 at 3:52 pm

14. something must be wrong here… hmm

        --12
    ~a loser
    05.19.09 at 4:55 pm

15. Now I’m The King of The Swingers ooooo The Jungle V.I.P…

        --12
    ~Him
    05.19.09 at 5:05 pm

16. i should have done this instead of running for president twice…

        +35
    ~gwb
    05.20.09 at 3:48 pm

17. That’s weird… shooting on the left… smoke coming out on the right.

        +3
    ~Niels
    05.21.09 at 10:24 am

18. This is why I have opposable thumbs, motherfucker!

        +3
    ~William
    05.21.09 at 11:15 am

19. Left hand: loaded, right hand: cocked.

        --9
    ~William
    05.21.09 at 11:16 am

20. i missed… i aimed for the arm but unfortunatly for him… it must have curved and hit him in the head.

        --10
    ~Andrew
    05.21.09 at 7:35 pm

21. Monkey Business

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    05.22.09 at 7:19 am

22. My name is Bonzo; James Bonzo

        +27
    ~silexmt
    05.22.09 at 10:49 pm

23. Evolve OR Die

        +26
    ~KK
    05.24.09 at 11:56 am

24. You Can’t Handle the Truth!

        --3
    ~KK
    05.24.09 at 11:57 am

25. Ah! What’s the Point!

        --8
    ~KK
    05.24.09 at 12:03 pm

26. “My name is Banana … Monkey Banana” … and now i need a bananasplitt!

        --16
    ~Romeo1989
    05.25.09 at 5:01 am

27. Damn…I forgot what I wanted to say???

        --11
    ~gamerpate
    05.25.09 at 8:37 am

28. fghvb vbhfghf

        --20
    ~Anonymous
    05.25.09 at 1:27 pm

29. yo! who took my banana ???

        +1
    ~sis
    05.25.09 at 9:52 pm

30. i missed… i aimed for the arm but unfortunatly for him… it must have curved and hit him in the head.

        --8
    ~PB
    05.27.09 at 4:41 am

31. Guess you didn’t see that coming…

        --5
    ~nino
    05.27.09 at 8:58 am

32. I said I don’t like fucking bananas

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    05.31.09 at 10:02 am

33. A banana yellow suit….. Brilliant!

        --3
    ~scott D
    05.31.09 at 8:41 pm

34. And they said I was too old for another Dirty Harry movie!

        +4
    ~John Cocktoasten
    06.01.09 at 4:38 pm

35. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

        --5
    ~Blake
    06.02.09 at 1:10 am

36. “Unfinished business”

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    06.03.09 at 4:39 pm

37. Time to kill my mother for dressing me like this for too many years…

        +2
    ~Christian Kragh
    06.05.09 at 3:18 am

38. Monkey face…? Who’s got monkey face, puta?

        +0
    ~Grekus Pekus
    06.13.09 at 12:29 pm

39. “Evolution…” Charles Darvin

        +17
    ~Michael Jackson Lilboylover
    06.13.09 at 12:30 pm

40. What would say my mom and dad….

        +0
    ~Kilo
    06.13.09 at 12:30 pm

41. Like a girl in a car…!!!

        --1
    ~Grek
    06.13.09 at 12:31 pm

42. fuck my mozg!!!

        +6
    ~crack
    06.14.09 at 12:31 pm

43. Trusting men in suits?

        +0
    ~NoahSan
    06.15.09 at 5:04 am

44. wow this micheal jackson mask fits so well!

        +3
    ~kizz
    06.18.09 at 3:34 am

45. Do my ears look big in this suit?

        +5
    ~Kieren
    06.19.09 at 3:44 pm

46. Did I leave the iron on?

        +1
    ~gary
    06.30.09 at 9:20 am

47. this is driving me bananas

        +6
    ~luizinho
    07.05.09 at 1:22 pm

48. Everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!

        --1
    ~samuel
    07.06.09 at 10:57 am

49. Human think this suite would be funny. I can´t take this anymore..

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    07.07.09 at 4:00 am

50. this is a weird banana

        +2
    ~me
    07.08.09 at 11:00 am

51. Say ‘what’ again. Say what one more motherfuckin time

        +8
    ~James
    07.08.09 at 1:16 pm

52. …when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    07.21.09 at 11:47 am

53. Tarzan can KISS MY ASS!

        +11
    ~George DelGiorno
    07.26.09 at 8:14 pm

54. Luigi, one turns not against family!

        +3
    ~rst
    07.27.09 at 7:47 am

55. I think it’s time for another Revolution!

        +0
    ~Bassel
    07.29.09 at 8:25 am

56. I’m looking for my cousin George and the guy who stole my fucking HAT!

        +2
    ~rljack
    07.31.09 at 2:38 pm

57. Dont laught cause my yellow dress, bitch

        +0
    ~danny
    08.04.09 at 11:16 am

58. I know MJ was a man of peace, but when I catch the fucker that killed him, I will blast him with my kind of piece.

        +0
    ~swildermann
    08.05.09 at 9:49 am

59. Mmmmmmah, you dirty rat!

        +0
    ~fuzzy
    08.15.09 at 9:00 pm

60. Vernita Green , Oren-Ishii , Elle Driver , Budd : clear . Now Bill it’s your turn !

        +0
    ~The Towell
    08.23.09 at 5:26 pm

61. I’ve had it with these motherf–king snakes on this motherf–king plane!

        --1
    ~Samuel
    08.25.09 at 10:17 am

62. Did he shoot five or six bullits? Errr… do I feel lucky? Does this yellow suit really makes me look like a punk?

        --2
    ~V!NCENT
    08.29.09 at 1:42 pm

63. what the fuck is that?????

        --1
    ~tk
    09.14.09 at 7:12 am

64. now call me mr. Barack Obama

        --5
    ~nig
    10.06.09 at 7:04 am

65. the time has come…

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    10.25.09 at 7:24 am

66. Ohh My Goddness why I’m here

        --1
    ~Leava
    11.05.09 at 5:59 pm

67. Hasta la Vista…baboon?

        --1
    ~Eric
    11.06.09 at 10:06 pm

68. Hello? Is this thing on?

        +0
    ~koomak
    11.06.09 at 10:12 pm

69. Hello? Is this thing on?
    BANG!

        --1
    ~koomak
    11.06.09 at 10:13 pm

70. Die motherfucker

        --1
    ~american
    11.15.09 at 3:14 am

71. Now..do the banana dance!!

        +4
    ~Elina
    11.28.09 at 1:08 pm

72. who is barak obama…

        --1
    ~Salvador
    12.05.09 at 5:02 pm

73. I’m so gogeous wearing in yellow!

        +0
    ~Tino
    12.29.09 at 6:06 am

74. All right enough with the monkey buisness

        --1
    ~Comedian
    01.09.10 at 4:22 pm

75. This bull sh*t ends now

        --1
    ~ChuckNorris
    02.02.10 at 6:39 pm

76. Get this suit off me you darn dirty apes.

        +0
    ~ChuckNorris
    02.02.10 at 6:40 pm

77. d’oh.

        +0
    ~Leomen
    02.04.10 at 2:05 pm

78. there’s to type of monkey, the one with a gun & the one who gets to brings back banana.. u go for banana!

        --1
    ~coman12
    02.04.10 at 8:41 pm

79. what mama would think of that job? i should have become a scientist like my bro..

        +0
    ~coman12
    02.04.10 at 8:44 pm

80. Who is the mother fucker who’s say that I’ve fucking big ears?

        +0
    ~lapompa
    02.05.10 at 8:40 am

81. Are you talkin’ to me?

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    02.09.10 at 11:02 pm

82. Banana suit up ! It’s goin to be legen … wait for it …

        +1
    ~Naira
    02.18.10 at 12:45 pm

83. this monkey is similar to Morgan Freeman

        --2
    ~andrew
    02.23.10 at 3:13 am

84. “Yeah see, Monkeyface McGee aint playing around no more, see.”

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    02.24.10 at 12:08 pm

85. you got ten seconds before i shot you…one….two…ten!

        +0
    ~majk
    02.26.10 at 5:04 pm

86. DID YOU SEE ME?

        +0
    ~Rafael Nogueira
    02.28.10 at 5:06 pm

87. Say hello to my little friend.

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    03.05.10 at 3:16 pm

88. I am George Bush’s hidden mobster brother. Now what were you sayin’ about my suit looking funny???

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    03.17.10 at 5:30 pm

89. hard days, why do i have to look like george w. bush…hard days…

        +2
    ~thor
    04.01.10 at 6:40 am

90. “Your coments are sooo stupid that i will kil you ” paste this in the buble and knew wath he is thinking XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

        --1
    ~wertox
    04.14.10 at 6:13 am

91. se parece a bush sin lugar a dudas su parecido es muy significativo y da mucho ke pensar sobre las decisones políticas en el mundo

        --1
    ~luis
    04.22.10 at 2:00 pm

92. It’s beter to be cruel, than dumb like a monkey

        --1
    ~Anton
    04.23.10 at 12:17 am

93. D’you feel lucky, punk?

        --1
    ~Solidsnook
    04.28.10 at 1:50 pm

94. why I want to kill myself? You can see the ridiculousness of my life in the colour of my suit..

        --2
    ~Yannick
    05.05.10 at 9:39 am

95. Monkey gotta do what a monkey gotta do

        --1
    ~geltam
    05.05.10 at 4:19 pm

96. Danm, I hate russian roulette.. bur if i win that round.. I’ll get a banana!:D

        +0
    ~Stella.
    05.22.10 at 8:42 am

97. monkey see monkey kill

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    06.09.10 at 9:26 am

98. I shall kill every person who offends people by calling them “monkeys”!

        --1
    ~Cristina
    06.18.10 at 3:20 pm

99. Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun…

        --1
    ~SarahRanee
    06.29.10 at 3:14 am

100. luigi you arne´t allowed to betray the family. Peng!

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     08.13.10 at 4:25 am

101. This is not a razor for the hair in the ear, fuck is that a smoke fro my ear?

         +0
     ~justsay
     08.17.10 at 4:07 pm

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The Cleverest Responses (118)

1. it’s hot today!

       +57
   ~bosu
   01.17.09 at 12:34 pm

2. Where’s my coconut?

       +14
   ~jaug1337
   01.18.09 at 7:16 am

3. wow… thats unusual… now, back to the jellybeans

       --3
   ~FLaMaBLe
   01.18.09 at 9:05 am

4. Why am I wearing a helmet?!

       --27
   ~MB
   01.18.09 at 9:35 am

5. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home… Gee, I sure wish these ruby slippers did something.

       --4
   ~ifanyonecan
   01.18.09 at 3:02 pm

6. Those fucking ruby slippers need to be recalibrated…

       +11
   ~MattF
   01.18.09 at 3:49 pm

7. Is he the fireman ? :D

       --23
   ~vamapaull
   01.18.09 at 8:02 pm

8. Dude, I never knew the phrase “explosive diarrhea” was literal. . .

       --9
   ~Jake
   01.18.09 at 11:39 pm

9. It wasn’t me!

       +15
   ~Devilfp
   01.19.09 at 7:28 am

10. “Honey! Where is my super suit?!”

        +54
    ~chuckdude
    01.19.09 at 10:19 am

11. They’re all jealous cause the voices only talk to me

        +18
    ~silexmt
    01.19.09 at 3:15 pm

12. Im walking in sunshine! Aiiieiie

        --19
    ~Tzupi
    01.19.09 at 4:04 pm

13. It’s shirtless o’clock… And pantless o’clock.

        --21
    ~steeban.
    01.19.09 at 6:07 pm

14. One more thing scratched off my bucket list.

        --3
    ~Kevin
    01.19.09 at 8:17 pm

15. American Idol here I come!

        +35
    ~Kevin
    01.19.09 at 8:27 pm

16. This is the last time I will play Truth or Dare!

        +12
    ~Kevin
    01.20.09 at 6:17 pm

17. Ride bike, ride bike, ride bike…

        --23
    ~Gosia
    01.21.09 at 7:43 am

18. touchdown

        --18
    ~whitewatersky
    01.21.09 at 9:47 pm

19. Damn it! I forgot the strap on!

        --17
    ~scott D
    01.21.09 at 10:39 pm

20. You want a piece of this?

        --9
    ~anon
    01.22.09 at 7:14 am

21. Give me a five!

        --16
    ~mouse
    01.22.09 at 7:47 am

22. Is this my uniform burning? Britney is right, I should quit drinking until we leave Irak.

        --23
    ~simon
    01.22.09 at 8:50 am

23. I knew that a fart burns.
    But not so …. shit…what I’ve just done …

        --15
    ~moby
    01.22.09 at 2:24 pm

24. Stupid weather, my ballsacks are melting..

        --17
    ~jaug1337
    01.22.09 at 5:16 pm

25. Well.. i’m finally here to save all of you

        --12
    ~Renegade
    01.22.09 at 5:32 pm

26. Why did I agree to this Top Gear Special? The other Stigs didn’t need to go this far…

        --15
    ~Lester
    01.23.09 at 7:52 am

27. My feethurt..
    Regarless the destruction..

        --14
    ~jaug1337
    01.23.09 at 12:08 pm

28. Nordic Walking: ‘the specials’ edition.

        +3
    ~Niels
    01.23.09 at 2:30 pm

29. And people wonder why I’m gay..

        --14
    ~jaug1337
    01.24.09 at 9:37 am

30. Man Im so glad im invisible! If Mother see’s me in her shoe’s its back in the cage for me!!!

        --5
    ~Tammy
    01.24.09 at 9:56 pm

31. I just know I forgot something! But what? Ohhhh Geeezzzz!! MY PASTIES!!!!

        --7
    ~Tammy
    01.24.09 at 10:03 pm

32. You’re never fully dressed without a smile!

        +14
    ~Linnea
    01.25.09 at 1:09 am

33. Damn… I forgot to shave.

        +10
    ~Linnea
    01.25.09 at 1:47 am

34. What are them weirdos with the camera looking at?

        +2
    ~Gav
    01.27.09 at 11:05 am

35. a hustle here
    and a bustle there
    New York City is the place
    where they say

    Hey babe
    Take a walk on the wild side
    I say hey Joe
    Take a walk on the wild side

        --7
    ~Lou Reed
    01.27.09 at 11:19 am

36. milk was a bad choice

        --1
    ~jarrod
    01.29.09 at 4:51 am

37. Uh! A penny!

        +16
    ~Philipp
    01.29.09 at 10:12 pm

38. Must rethink my disguise: the earthlings are taking notice

        +14
    ~silexmt
    01.29.09 at 10:58 pm

39. This is the last time I try out for the Detroit Lions!

        --5
    ~Jimmy
    02.01.09 at 9:29 pm

40. Go Pittsburg!!!!

        --6
    ~scott D
    02.01.09 at 11:20 pm

41. yesterday i drunk so much that my vomit sore my shit

        --8
    ~hort
    02.03.09 at 2:11 pm

42. What the fuck did i do last night

        +23
    ~tom
    02.03.09 at 3:42 pm

43. burn giant cockroach !

        --7
    ~myslf
    02.05.09 at 11:33 am

44. I’m…sooo…druuunk!

        --9
    ~MikeyBhoy
    02.05.09 at 6:27 pm

45. hotncold………i kiss the man

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    02.06.09 at 3:46 am

46. My mum shouldn’t cook beans for me.

        --3
    ~Joe
    02.06.09 at 10:45 am

47. Sigh….
    Piss doesn’t work on fires, it does a bad effect actually.

        --7
    ~Niels
    02.08.09 at 12:12 pm

48. Fuck me! And I forgot my lighter *lucky*

        --6
    ~Chriszoo
    02.09.09 at 6:12 pm

49. I feel pretty…

        --5
    ~pretty
    02.12.09 at 12:06 am

50. There is no better way to fly…

        --7
    ~Dude
    02.12.09 at 4:40 am

51. *sniff sniff* I smell cookies!

        +1
    ~Monty
    02.12.09 at 11:39 am

52. Please turn your camra off…

        --4
    ~notregardingtomusicalinstrument
    02.12.09 at 6:17 pm

53. I’m your sexy burnin’ bitch on hot heels… and I do it all but protected !

        --7
    ~yoBadAss
    02.13.09 at 6:11 am

54. Gotta see the Doc about these dreams.

        +5
    ~carliosity
    02.15.09 at 12:55 am

55. Have you seen my baseball?

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    02.15.09 at 9:04 am

56. I’m not stupid! i’m just prepairing myself for the third world war!

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    02.15.09 at 1:57 pm

57. I’m not stupid! i’m just prepairing myself for the third world war!

        --9
    ~Jann Edu Haram
    02.15.09 at 1:59 pm

58. i wonder why my wife left me..?

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    02.15.09 at 2:01 pm

59. Oh, damn. Did I leave the iron on?

        --3
    ~Jared T
    02.16.09 at 2:40 am

60. God, I Didn’t Know I Farted That Badly…I Just Hope Toto Doesn’t Mind…

        --4
    ~Suziiee x
    02.16.09 at 5:17 pm

61. Oh shit- I think i left the gas on

        --2
    ~matt hollis
    02.16.09 at 7:08 pm

62. It’s getting hot in here, so take off all you clothes.. oh wait.. i already did

        --6
    ~Marion Walker
    02.17.09 at 4:27 am

63. Maybe if I stand really still, nobody will notice me…

        +13
    ~Anonymous
    02.17.09 at 6:04 pm

64. she wouldnt go out with me unless I was the last man on earth, well now is my chance

        +6
    ~larry
    02.17.09 at 9:25 pm

65. manamana tataaatadadaaaa, manamana tamtamtata!

        --5
    ~Kieuran
    02.18.09 at 8:07 am

66. i guess she didn’t like my outfit. was i overdressed?

        --3
    ~tiggan
    02.19.09 at 3:33 pm

67. As the Soldier From Key West Said “Where is My Rifle?”

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    02.20.09 at 1:01 pm

68. Once I’m in, fraternity life is going to be so cool. These guys are going to be my closest friends.

        +1
    ~Liz is a WHORE
    02.23.09 at 1:10 am

69. ……fuck……its happening again……..off to my psychologist, I need answers.

        +0
    ~Speed
    02.23.09 at 2:50 pm

70. Run… Save yourselves!

        --5
    ~NuNu
    02.24.09 at 10:47 am

71. home sweet home

        --1
    ~frinska
    02.26.09 at 3:09 am

72. I hope those shoes don’t clash with my new helmet

        +3
    ~Anonymous
    02.27.09 at 6:09 pm

73. I’m sure glad I remembered my Cloak of Invisibility!
    ….Oh

        +7
    ~Anonymous
    02.28.09 at 4:42 pm

74. The imperial storm troopers were not so crazy about their new uniforms that Lord Vader had requested, however…, they knew not to screw with the force…..

        --2
    ~Jonesie
    03.04.09 at 2:40 pm

75. *sob* “listen i know im different… stop throwing those molotov cocktails at me please!”

        +2
    ~Anonymous
    03.05.09 at 8:07 pm

76. BBQ time

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    03.06.09 at 6:23 am

77. Uhhm…I should have bought them in green.

        +2
    ~Anonymous
    03.10.09 at 3:52 pm

78. I’m too sexy for my shirt
    Too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy it hurts

        +6
    ~corrupt_maggot
    03.15.09 at 10:58 am

79. These field sobriety tests are getting more and more odd…

        +0
    ~elbiera
    03.16.09 at 1:01 pm

80. Thank god I found this asbestos lined g-string on ebay the other day!

        +1
    ~watto
    03.18.09 at 8:40 am

81. what the fuck am i doing in Iraq!

        +1
    ~nathaniel bush
    03.19.09 at 8:19 pm

82. damn! i really should have put on my red panties!

        +2
    ~Maaaf
    03.31.09 at 4:22 am

83. It’s a pyromaniacal!!!

        +0
    ~KpblcKa
    03.31.09 at 1:13 pm

84. Casual Friday has gone too far.

        +3
    ~Mercy
    03.31.09 at 5:38 pm

85. because I wanted to. That’s why

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    04.05.09 at 10:54 am

86. …Marihuanna was bad yesterday…

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    04.12.09 at 7:50 am

87. Have you a cigarette? Oh No.. You already smoke all of it …

        --1
    ~Dijeo
    04.19.09 at 4:29 am

88. i once jumped off a small rock

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    04.25.09 at 5:51 pm

89. Dude…that was one hell of a party…

        +3
    ~Anonymous
    04.30.09 at 9:24 am

90. I’ll give Mom a break today, and dress myself.

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    05.12.09 at 3:30 am

91. terrorists??? ………
    i left the coffee pot on again didn’t i……………………
    shit now were am i gonna bring chicks to fuck when my moms home

        --1
    ~fresh
    05.24.09 at 2:27 am

92. these snozberries taste like snozberries

        --2
    ~Will
    05.24.09 at 7:16 pm

93. I hope no one is gonna edit this on Photoshop …

        --1
    ~Heckenranger
    05.26.09 at 2:19 pm

94. oh cmon, again?

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    06.07.09 at 3:16 pm

95. I’m soryy, I’m… well… late… Here is your pizza,Sir.

        +2
    ~Grek
    06.13.09 at 12:34 pm

96. I’m so tired of being a cannonball,,,

        +3
    ~Kilo
    06.13.09 at 12:36 pm

97. Damn… I’ve got the vital meeting right now. so got to go, see ya later..

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    06.13.09 at 12:41 pm

98. That wasn’t me!

        --1
    ~Kilo
    06.13.09 at 12:42 pm

99. …always look on the bright side of life…dededeedeedede

        +2
    ~Anonymous
    07.07.09 at 4:18 am

100. tomorrow no joint for breakfast, dude

         +1
     ~danny
     08.06.09 at 12:01 am

101. YOU’RE ABOUT THE CLOTHES YOU DON’T WEAR

         +1
     ~Matt
     09.25.09 at 9:07 am

102. That’s one small step for a man’s attire, one giant leap for fashion!!

         +2
     ~The Darkness
     10.09.09 at 10:17 am

103. What are you lookin’ at?! That’s just my laundry day!

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     10.15.09 at 2:22 am

104. Haah.. Arnold Schwarzenegger can’t beat this, anymore!

         +1
     ~*+Cookie+*
     10.15.09 at 3:15 am

105. “All the single ladies…Now put your hands up!!!”

         +1
     ~Andrew
     12.11.09 at 7:10 pm

106. think i forgot somethink at home..mhmhm doesnt matter today is a sunny day. Gigolo is comin’!

         +0
     ~Marty
     01.29.10 at 1:34 pm

107. Could it be worser?

         +0
     ~Weshalb
     01.30.10 at 7:28 am

108. I’m on fire yeah

         +0
     ~hi
     02.04.10 at 1:24 pm

109. oh.. headache..what a messy party i may leave or i will have to clean :ninja:

         +0
     ~coman1
     02.04.10 at 8:29 pm

110. naked is cool but all those clothes may burn if i don’t wear it

         +0
     ~coman12
     02.04.10 at 8:31 pm

111. I guess I should give back Ronald’s shoes back.

         +0
     ~Saru
     02.05.10 at 9:50 am

112. Ah Tequila!

         +5
     ~kdavison
     02.07.10 at 4:39 pm

113. “Isn’t it my freakin meth lab burning here?
     Get the hell outa here, get the hell outa here, keep it down and nobody’ll see me…”

         +0
     ~Sephy
     02.10.10 at 5:41 pm

114. Postcard from Abu Ghraib:

     Wish you were here!

         +3
     ~kdavison
     02.16.10 at 3:04 pm

115. Do you have fire, please?

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     03.31.10 at 5:32 am

116. Nah, I’m hotter!

         +0
     ~NODKRM
     07.01.10 at 5:02 pm

117. the horror….the horror

         +0
     ~no ccsignor
     07.10.10 at 7:52 am

118. If they think i’ll do it again….

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     07.23.10 at 10:11 am

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The Cleverest Responses (135)

1. You kiss real good, fat invisible lady.
       +166
   ~Mike Solomon
   10.16.08 at 1:03 pm

2. I have poo in my pants…

       --29
   ~SanYa
   10.16.08 at 4:14 pm

3. I need a diaper change … quick

       --25
   ~Ben
   10.16.08 at 5:23 pm

4. Oh great, now I’ve got the AIDS too.

       --35
   ~Clint
   10.16.08 at 7:30 pm

5. Hanoi Hilton flashback….

       --30
   ~scott D
   10.16.08 at 10:22 pm

6. oh-crap i think i got cancer again. hope everyone is ready for prez palin

       --27
   ~Anonymous
   10.16.08 at 11:04 pm

7. Let me see you stripped, Obama!..
   —————————-
   btw, Mike…. http://www.per.ec – the same idea …heh!…

       --4
   ~McCain
   10.17.08 at 4:05 am

8. Gawd, BA-rack, when’s the last time you took a shower?

       +10
   ~Fast-Food Freddie
   10.17.08 at 1:28 pm

9. Ugh… Heart Attack!!!

       --12
   ~scott D
   10.17.08 at 6:03 pm

10. my tongue tastes like bad shower

        --20
    ~messe
    10.17.08 at 6:05 pm

11. . . .this guy smells like curry

        --6
    ~Teeeejay
    10.18.08 at 4:12 am

12. Let’s roleplay! You be Joe the Plumber and I’ll lick your plumber’s crack!

        --12
    ~Chachi
    10.18.08 at 10:11 am

13. I’m shit in the polls but my creepiness index is through the roof!

        +15
    ~Geronimo
    10.18.08 at 10:12 am

14. EEERRRRGGGGG!!! What did u eat yesteday?

        +9
    ~Fábio
    10.19.08 at 8:15 pm

15. I must take this but home !!

        --18
    ~Famini
    10.20.08 at 1:47 pm

16. Braiiins…. must find braaaains… for masteeeeer

        +91
    ~silexmt
    10.20.08 at 7:04 pm

17. I just touched a black man’s ass…..erghh, they wont like that at the next KKK gathering…..I’m in trouble.

        --6
    ~Matt
    10.21.08 at 9:26 am

18. Hey, give me back my credibility…. I think I see it….. Arghh, it’s all dirty now…

    [LMAO Oh man, I'm on a roll]

        --17
    ~Matt
    10.21.08 at 9:29 am

19. You put your right hand in, you put you right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about…..

        --19
    ~Matt
    10.21.08 at 9:53 am

20. Honey, wait for me, you know I cant walk that fast….

    (Obama) Man, why can’t I just put him in a home??

        --18
    ~Matt
    10.21.08 at 9:55 am

21. aawwwwwsss!!! smels like teen spirit!!!

        --20
    ~marta
    10.21.08 at 5:58 pm

22. my name is simpson – hoomer simpson.

        --16
    ~chris' stuff
    10.22.08 at 3:36 am

23. igor needs obama’s ass for experiments

        --16
    ~bill
    10.23.08 at 10:34 am

24. Shit!! I hawe so short tongue to lick him. I must train more

        --10
    ~Anonymous
    10.23.08 at 11:43 am

25. Hey Obama, you debate like this, “dur dur dur!”

        --9
    ~Unept
    10.23.08 at 6:26 pm

26. Is that a Pubic Hair of Palin in my Through? Ihiieee she got a shave that Cold Alaskapussy.

        --10
    ~Rudy Fisher / Germany
    10.24.08 at 9:59 am

27. Oh, I remember the good times…

        --5
    ~Uedson Junior
    10.25.08 at 8:42 am

28. Obama is the best candidate

        --9
    ~Anonymous
    10.25.08 at 8:51 am

29. John McCain approves this hand jive.

        +3
    ~PowerOfCheese
    10.25.08 at 11:12 pm

30. I have two left hands

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    10.26.08 at 11:56 am

31. Waaooo Mama, I wanna kiss your black ass.

        --14
    ~Anonymous
    10.27.08 at 4:24 pm

32. You think you’ve got the All Blacks thing covered?… KA MATE, KA MATE, KA ORA, KA ORA…..

        --4
    ~Rugby fan :o)
    10.28.08 at 7:54 am

33. Homo….orthograde

        --12
    ~Kisska
    10.28.08 at 9:57 am

34. oh YOUR ASS SMELL LIKE A YOUR WOMEN´S PUSSY

        --12
    ~Anonymous
    10.29.08 at 11:59 am

35. Help me! The black man took my pills from me!!!

        --4
    ~daniel
    10.29.08 at 3:28 pm

36. (Maybe if I keep acting like I’m senile, I’ll get the sympathy vote.)

    Look at me I’m retaaarded!
    duuuhhhhh….

        +10
    ~Joe
    10.29.08 at 8:03 pm

37. Meeestah Lova lova

        --10
    ~Max
    10.31.08 at 6:13 am

38. McCain: “Race will never be an issue in this election, the US has come a long way in terms of racial equality. I have no doubt in my mind that the fact that Obama is… UUrrghh… NNNgghhkk… UUUURRRGGHhh
    AAAARRRUUGGHHHHHH…. gurrrrrhh… URRRGHHKYHRHRH… erm sorry… is… UUrrghh… NNNgghhkk… UUUURRRGGHhh
    AAAARRRUUGGHHHHHH…. gurrrrrhh… URRRGHHKYHRHRH…”
    Intercom Guy: (Slightly grainy radio sound)”McCain, gather yourself together… Talk some bullshit to cover your ass, youc an do that… Can’t you?”
    McCain: Woah… oh woah… Sorry guys… I have erm… umm… convulsive tongue wagging syndrome. It, is a terrible disease that plagues millions of decent Americans.”

        +7
    ~Colin Freeth
    10.31.08 at 7:56 am

39. Gotta get me some piece of that fine black ass.

        --10
    ~Jason Tran
    10.31.08 at 9:02 am

40. Oh, how I want, but can …

        --6
    ~Miky
    11.06.08 at 6:05 am

41. At least I’ll tell my grandchilren I vomited on the President…

        +40
    ~Niele
    11.08.08 at 12:58 pm

42. Bleeeh,I won’t eat those cockroaches…

        --8
    ~Pete
    11.13.08 at 6:56 am

43. hahaha
    what about whis?
    http://www.creomania.com/forum/index.php?s=029dcba3755beec19dee4b6506731c58&showtopic=35079

        --9
    ~dronord
    11.13.08 at 8:13 am

44. I switched his water for a glass of my urine… WHEN did he switch it back?

        +3
    ~dad
    11.14.08 at 11:33 pm

45. yammii!!!

        --4
    ~-
    11.15.08 at 11:25 am

46. I DIDN’T RISK MY DIGNITY TO HAVE A BUNCH OF RETARDS LEAVE HORRIBLY UNFUNNY CAPTIONS!!!

        --11
    ~Mike
    11.16.08 at 6:46 am

47. After ecletion ill enjoy this sweet butt

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    11.16.08 at 8:34 am

48. At first i was like…

        --7
    ~hardcorl
    11.18.08 at 5:33 pm

49. Back that shit up!

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    11.19.08 at 4:26 pm

50. c’m ere, bami! i’m gonna screw you, but GOOD!

        --6
    ~Anonymous
    11.20.08 at 10:35 am

51. Say Obama… What’s that smell?

        --9
    ~Callum
    11.20.08 at 11:23 am

52. A mirrooooorr….AAAHHH

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    11.20.08 at 2:41 pm

53. aiq rica jorrrrrs

        --7
    ~Anonymous
    11.21.08 at 10:35 am

54. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    11.24.08 at 2:10 pm

55. how would u like to suck my balls?

        --5
    ~moe
    11.25.08 at 7:41 am

56. guys

        --8
    ~obama black shit
    11.25.08 at 2:19 pm

57. your but looks tasty oboma i hope my nose wont turn brown

        --2
    ~11FISH
    11.25.08 at 4:56 pm

58. I just remembered Mr. Burns of that great television programm ‘The Simpsons’. He is my great rolemodel!
    Perhaps I should start to act like him? The good-looking is nearly the same.

        --5
    ~Majana
    11.26.08 at 5:16 am

59. “there’s shit on your pants”

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    11.27.08 at 10:08 am

60. “There’s shit on your pants…”

        --5
    ~J4CK
    11.27.08 at 10:09 am

61. * non-verbal *

        --6
    ~homer_simpson
    11.27.08 at 10:10 am

62. Mmmm, pomacałbym takie czarne dupsko…

        --7
    ~Anonymous
    11.27.08 at 11:27 am

63. behind you !

        +1
    ~peter
    11.29.08 at 5:08 pm

64. Too much booty in the pants…

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    11.30.08 at 3:56 pm

65. yack that stuff on obama’s d**k not taste good

        --3
    ~inoxs
    12.02.08 at 1:14 pm

66. lol

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    12.03.08 at 3:41 pm

67. Hi#

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    12.07.08 at 2:10 am

68. Ble…

        --5
    ~Kikikilaa
    12.12.08 at 1:52 pm

69. umm l like bum

        --5
    ~connor
    12.13.08 at 2:49 pm

70. obamas ass is hot

        --7
    ~,kh
    12.16.08 at 8:38 am

71. WOW! BIG!

        --5
    ~Mortis
    12.16.08 at 9:13 am

72. ACK – OOP!

        --5
    ~Patrick H.
    12.16.08 at 10:13 am

73. I catch youuuu!

        --4
    ~theking
    12.17.08 at 9:25 am

74. wow nice black ass///i liiiike it))))

        --3
    ~Buggich
    12.17.08 at 12:32 pm

75. Come back! Unfreeze me! I didn’t mean it. :(

        +7
    ~Erica
    12.18.08 at 10:47 am

76. woow… thiis ass… i want to liick it…:)

        --6
    ~Anonymous
    12.19.08 at 2:20 pm

77. I guess once you go black…you can’t go back. Ugh…

        --2
    ~Jude
    12.20.08 at 12:43 pm

78. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNUS

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    12.20.08 at 11:28 pm

79. WTF???

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    12.21.08 at 6:44 pm

80. I’m holding this ass cheek, Obama, grab the other one. Excuse me Sir, Can I lick that for you?

        --4
    ~MeowPhfsst
    12.26.08 at 5:06 pm

81. ufff

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    12.27.08 at 9:32 am

82. After Election, now…ERECTION!

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    12.31.08 at 12:36 am

83. Hey, why do you kissed my mum?

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    12.31.08 at 11:06 am

84. NIGGER

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    12.31.08 at 11:08 am

85. uummbbllluughh , hell no i dont want sloppy seconds with ophrah!!!!

        --5
    ~steven
    01.05.09 at 1:41 pm

86. YUUUK!! Losing always did leave a bad taste in my mouth!

        --2
    ~Brother Adam
    01.07.09 at 2:05 am

87. he has sharp blades up his ass,my tongue hurts!!

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    01.07.09 at 12:51 pm

88. he has sharp blades up his ass,my tongue hurts!!

    edit : forgot to add anme :D

        --1
    ~ZaiKo
    01.07.09 at 12:52 pm

89. WAZUUUUUPPP???

        +11
    ~Pumupa
    01.15.09 at 11:01 am

90. i want to take it!

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    01.27.09 at 1:54 pm

91. fuck dick cunt

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    01.30.09 at 9:50 am

92. que culo que tiene¡¡

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    01.30.09 at 10:18 am

93. I can´t dance, I can´t walk….

        +4
    ~Andrew
    01.31.09 at 8:50 am

94. yes i do it for my Country

    or yes i can

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    02.06.09 at 3:44 am

95. Look at mee, I’m a breakdancing dinosaur!!!

        +0
    ~Michael
    02.09.09 at 9:00 am

96. Bruce Willis is dead…

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    02.11.09 at 6:19 pm

97. I aaaam aaaa zoooombiiiieeee…

        --1
    ~yoBadAss
    02.13.09 at 6:57 am

98. Obama! c’mon man we can be friends………. get my hands on some fried chicken … yeaaaahhhh!

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    02.15.09 at 9:10 am

99. Oh you’re wife fucked like my mother

        +0
    ~Ich
    02.18.09 at 9:39 am

100. This is Spartaaaa!

         +3
     ~Lars
     02.18.09 at 11:04 am

101. Do the Humpty Dance……

         +0
     ~alex
     02.21.09 at 1:06 pm

102. iirghhhh, you pass gas *barf*

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     02.27.09 at 7:53 am

103. igrencsin yavrum!! birdaha yap göreyimm

         --2
     ~Anonymous
     02.27.09 at 7:54 am

104. you have got a fucking ass
     XP

         --1
     ~Merlin
     03.10.09 at 1:13 pm

105. Obama I can be your dog, look at me I can imitate a dog.

         --1
     ~Nirus
     03.27.09 at 1:39 pm

106. obama is the president?!
     ARRRGH
     my heart!!!

         +1
     ~Maaaf
     03.31.09 at 4:31 am

107. In times of desperation thou must eat thy enemy…

         +0
     ~ErinDrake
     04.04.09 at 7:15 pm

108. I like big asses :D

         --1
     ~Anonymous
     04.10.09 at 10:40 am

109. hey hussein do you want to see a joke? kah kah kkhh :)

         --1
     ~Dijeo
     04.19.09 at 4:36 am

110. you have some shit on your ass. Let me wipe it off for you. EEEEWWWWW does not taste like chocolate like those mushrooms said it would. MMMMMMMMM mushrooms.

         --3
     ~chicken chowmein
     04.23.09 at 12:33 pm

111. F**K THE SYSTEM!

         --2
     ~FrEAK
     04.27.09 at 5:12 pm

112. i’m BEOWULF!!

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     05.25.09 at 5:33 am

113. America is for white only… You can be a president in your ghetto only.

         --2
     ~Grek
     06.13.09 at 12:45 pm

114. Your mother ass was big like that, this night, your turn nigger

         --2
     ~Kilo
     06.13.09 at 12:54 pm

115. U’ve lost ur chance with Condoleeza…

         --2
     ~Kilo
     06.13.09 at 12:59 pm

116. Fuu!!, what small $-(

         --2
     ~Anonymous
     06.19.09 at 12:11 am

117. fuck.

         --2
     ~Piep
     06.27.09 at 10:18 pm

118. Must… Eat… Giant… Invisible… Burger…

         --2
     ~Mr.Insane
     09.02.09 at 9:17 am

119. COVER THAT ANKLE, I CAN SEE YOUR ANKLE.

         --1
     ~dude
     09.03.09 at 11:48 pm

120. If I looked any more stupid, and could get any more captions on my dum ass posted, I would look like the former prez. George W Bush. Oh come on Barak, give it to me bro.

         +1
     ~A Girl In California
     09.06.09 at 10:00 pm

121. 3 meters…2 meters…1 meter…

         --1
     ~Anonymous
     09.12.09 at 2:18 pm

122. WAZAAAAA!!!!!!

         --1
     ~mati
     09.30.09 at 2:16 pm

123. That’s evolution (from human-left, to monkey-right)

         --1
     ~~Bluebird
     10.15.09 at 3:48 am

124. God why did I drink grapefruit juice!?

         --2
     ~Anonymous
     12.05.09 at 7:40 pm

125. Come here my chocoholic friend

         --2
     ~Gerazius
     01.03.10 at 1:15 am

126. If i will be asslicker, maybe i’ll win next prez elections..

         --2
     ~Marty
     01.29.10 at 1:43 pm

127. i want to lick your black ass!

         --2
     ~Anonymous
     01.30.10 at 6:39 am

128. i want to kiss your black ass

         --3
     ~paulus
     01.30.10 at 6:40 am

129. You threw that fly on purpose!

         --2
     ~Saru
     02.05.10 at 10:05 am

130. Had you farted?

         --1
     ~Miles
     02.10.10 at 1:53 pm

131. damn this dude got gas !

         --2
     ~Anonymous
     04.07.10 at 5:01 am

132. ouhhh, shiaat!

         --1
     ~Huddy
     04.10.10 at 4:32 pm

133. help! i’m choking on a pretzel

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     04.16.10 at 8:20 am

134. Look at me i am KISS’s vocalist

         +0
     ~geltam
     05.05.10 at 4:27 pm

135. i want to grap this ass

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     07.27.10 at 6:47 am

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The Cleverest Responses (64)

1. theres no food like tacos
   theres no food like tacos
   theres no food like tacos

       +49
   ~rob
   10.11.08 at 5:08 pm

2. How do I get these things off my feet?

       --24
   ~Gozinga
   10.11.08 at 8:14 pm

3. Well… Slowly… I think there must still be some mines.

       --8
   ~Seb
   10.12.08 at 3:22 am
4. I’m going to open my eyes and I better be standing on fucking cheeseburgers.
       +110
   ~Mike Solomon
   10.12.08 at 9:08 am

5. I really don’t RELISH being made to look like a fool. If I ever KETCHUP with they guy who glued these to my feet, I’ll bite him on the BUNS.

       --7
   ~Nihilistic Neil
   10.12.08 at 11:56 am

6. You want fleas with that?

       --6
   ~Fast-Food Freddie
   10.12.08 at 11:57 am

7. No dumbass, I said “Yo quiero Taco Bell”.

       --7
   ~Joe Mama
   10.12.08 at 1:01 pm

8. I dream…

       --17
   ~Anonymous
   10.12.08 at 1:21 pm

9. Woof !!

       --13
   ~some_dood
   10.13.08 at 12:17 pm

10. First they neuter me then make me do those stupid commercials… when is it going to end? Kill me now….

        --5
    ~scott D
    10.13.08 at 5:52 pm

11. Ohhhh mama! maybe i can reach the sexy jack russel next door now oooooh!

        --13
    ~Mark
    10.13.08 at 7:33 pm

12. These look like very tasty burgers… FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

        --12
    ~Chachi
    10.14.08 at 4:07 am

13. Please, Dont ask me why i hawe theese special shoes …

        --13
    ~Flamini
    10.14.08 at 6:13 am

14. Hope….my bid mammy won’t it me with this cheeseburgers…
    please,God

        --15
    ~Nikita
    10.14.08 at 6:35 am

15. *siiiigh*

    yes i have hamburgers for feet, and YES i’m okay with that!

        --8
    ~rob
    10.14.08 at 9:33 pm

16. I’m a hot dog on big mac’s

        +22
    ~Mark
    10.15.08 at 7:27 pm

17. I can has cheesburger?

        --11
    ~Fotsopp
    10.16.08 at 12:51 am

18. these boots are made for walking
    and that’s just what they’ll do
    one of these days these boots
    are gonna walk all over you
    la di da di….

        --4
    ~Guillermo
    10.16.08 at 8:18 am

19. No mr lolcat you cant has cheezeburgars

        --5
    ~some_dood
    10.16.08 at 9:47 am

20. ohh this feels good can i take it in my bed??

        --6
    ~Anonymous
    10.16.08 at 1:15 pm

21. well, and now where i can find mcnuggets for my stupid head?

        --8
    ~messe
    10.17.08 at 6:10 pm

22. Do my ankles look swollen?

        --3
    ~K Davison
    10.17.08 at 6:40 pm

23. Refugee from Pyongyang!
    Four Legs Good!

        --1
    ~K Davison
    10.17.08 at 6:47 pm

24. “Mad cow”?
    “CJD”?
    Abandoned burgers
    All you can eat!
    Stick em on yer feet!

        --5
    ~K Davison
    10.17.08 at 7:02 pm

25. Im hot,very hot dog…

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    10.18.08 at 6:25 pm

26. osmosis… osmosis…

        --3
    ~Fábio
    10.19.08 at 7:56 pm

27. Iz in ur cheezburger

    Lurkin for lolcats

        --5
    ~silexmt
    10.22.08 at 11:35 pm

28. i cant believe i figured out a way for dogs to always land on there feet. The cats shall perish now.

        +6
    ~frase
    10.23.08 at 10:38 am

29. One day i’ll be the owner of Mc Donald’s… I’ll be on top!

        --1
    ~Uedson Junior
    10.25.08 at 8:46 am

30. When this photographer is finished taking my picture I’m gonna bite him in the nuts!!

        --3
    ~scott D
    10.25.08 at 9:54 pm

31. **Think outside this…..
    (grunt…grunt…(plop)**

        --2
    ~Joe
    10.29.08 at 8:08 pm

32. Chi-wow-chow with cheese pleasae

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    10.31.08 at 6:14 am

33. BURGER BOOTS!

        +0
    ~Rick
    11.04.08 at 4:43 pm

34. What was the command to make it fly again???

        +1
    ~Pete
    11.13.08 at 6:57 am

35. yummiiiiiiiii

        +0
    ~aina
    11.16.08 at 5:23 pm

36. Did somebody order a #4?

        +1
    ~Benjamin Dover
    11.26.08 at 3:56 pm

37. “Be strong! I don’t want to be like Homer!”

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    12.01.08 at 1:14 am

38. “Be strong! I don’t want to be like Homer!”

        +0
    ~Chris
    12.01.08 at 1:16 am

39. These boots keep me warm

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    12.09.08 at 11:16 am

40. I said that I want a McTacos!

        +1
    ~theking
    12.17.08 at 9:28 am

41. 8 burgers ala toe jam; UP

        +0
    ~MeowPhfsst
    12.26.08 at 5:15 pm

42. I want Tacos. I want Tacos. I want Tacos.

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    12.29.08 at 7:04 pm

43. let’s transform all this into a hot-dog !

        +2
    ~ZaiKo
    01.09.09 at 4:01 am

44. You should see what they have done to the sausage dog in the photo studio beside me!

        +2
    ~Gav
    01.27.09 at 11:32 am

45. shit…why i asked “what is a chinse burger”

        +2
    ~orst
    02.03.09 at 2:14 pm

46. Ohh nooo, this can’t be kosher!!

        +0
    ~Michael
    02.09.09 at 9:04 am

47. No Momma, I still don’t think I look like a poodle.

        +4
    ~yoBadAss
    02.13.09 at 6:36 am

48. Can i open my eyes now?

        +4
    ~Anonymous
    02.15.09 at 9:11 am

49. Any second now i turn into buitful princess…….

        +3
    ~Anonymous
    02.17.09 at 2:56 am

50. please,dont let it be a dream

        +3
    ~talisa
    02.17.09 at 11:38 am

51. Do these come in a size smaller?
    How about the number two combo with french-fry heels?

        +2
    ~Cassondra
    02.19.09 at 4:48 pm

52. Shit!

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    05.03.09 at 12:51 pm

53. god…that was some wild orgy

        --1
    ~Beker
    05.14.09 at 1:36 pm

54. Ephiopian children must have been starved to death…

        +0
    ~Kilo
    06.13.09 at 1:00 pm

55. Good morning, this is “ChiBurgers”, would you like our new doggystyle breakfast?

        +2
    ~Kilo
    06.13.09 at 1:02 pm

56. Dog Burger’s advertisement…

        +0
    ~Kilo
    06.13.09 at 1:08 pm

57. Guys, did you really think, what this is help me to fly in space?

        +0
    ~Max
    07.29.09 at 5:11 pm

58. I need a double Cheesburger x)

        +1
    ~danny
    08.06.09 at 12:04 am

59. I better be getting extra for this…

        +1
    ~Crankovator
    08.21.09 at 3:51 pm

60. I AM ROnALD MCDONALD

        +0
    ~Damianator
    09.12.09 at 2:20 pm

61. This photo is by William Hundley.

        +0
    ~William Hundley
    09.12.09 at 8:23 pm

62. Cool new shoes

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    01.17.10 at 1:09 pm

63. Mother always said me – eat more and you’ll be bigger!

        +1
    ~Marty
    01.29.10 at 1:46 pm

64. I am, the chosen one.

        +0
    ~Saru
    02.05.10 at 10:07 am

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The Cleverest Responses (82)

1. “Nice tit.”

   “Thanks.”

       +113
   ~Clint
   08.14.08 at 8:44 am

2. lets have sex with joe

       --4
   ~joe
   08.14.08 at 1:44 pm

3. you’re not a pinata

       --8
   ~danny
   08.14.08 at 3:01 pm

4. motherfucker

       --30
   ~Anonymous
   08.14.08 at 3:02 pm

5. Three captions ago we were in a rowboat… This is not good.

       +25
   ~Liz is a WHORE.
   08.14.08 at 3:57 pm

6. Oh yea, I just love silicone! Being a hot lezzer rocks!

       --13
   ~Anonymous
   08.14.08 at 6:10 pm

7. …and just tits for all

       +12
   ~silexmt
   08.14.08 at 9:16 pm

8. You really need a shower and deodorant…

       +31
   ~bertiew
   08.15.08 at 1:27 am

9. Good job!

       --15
   ~Aks
   08.15.08 at 1:41 pm

10. “…oh Jesus…sweet Jesus…for the last time, please: MARCO!?!?”

        --18
    ~Gabe
    08.15.08 at 2:20 pm

11. You smell so hot….

        --7
    ~Scott D
    08.15.08 at 6:22 pm

12. I wish that I could see the stars…… I’ll just have to touch your breasts instead.

        --6
    ~Scott D
    08.16.08 at 7:56 am

13. You were Wonderware !

        --12
    ~mallard
    08.16.08 at 2:57 pm

14. Do you smell that ???

        --15
    ~sis24
    08.16.08 at 10:16 pm

15. when did you shower? ;S

        --14
    ~mooni
    08.17.08 at 7:04 pm

16. Lets have it!!!u told me lezzie sezx is fun……i cansmell ur tits!!!!

        --8
    ~BigBreast
    08.18.08 at 12:40 am

17. 18 years of being conjoined, and you can’t wait 5 more minutes for the anesthesiologist?

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    08.18.08 at 11:17 pm

18. Don’t you think you are too old for Rexona Teens?

        --4
    ~Fábio
    08.20.08 at 9:26 pm

19. okay. last time i promise. am i the blonde one…?

        +12
    ~Mr Longden
    08.21.08 at 12:58 am

20. I WILL KILL YOU

        --13
    ~Gecko
    08.21.08 at 5:15 am

21. my right hand is on her breast and she cand’t even see it. . and there’s a white bubble pointing at me that I can’t enev see.

        --10
    ~option zer0
    08.22.08 at 1:38 am

22. I bet this this picture will be posted on some website and some jerkoffs will write a bunch of lesbian sex jokes for the caption.

        +20
    ~trent
    08.24.08 at 11:30 am

23. I can smell your pussy! – Oh you got a good nose! ;)

        --14
    ~Anonymous
    08.25.08 at 3:11 pm

24. Nipples ahoy!

        --7
    ~Anonymous
    08.25.08 at 9:31 pm

25. I can’t see.. Can you see?

        --2
    ~hannibal
    08.26.08 at 4:46 am

26. a boy may wear girls clothes at home but not out side

        --5
    ~AlEW1000
    08.26.08 at 6:56 am

27. This is a dumb way to keep our wigs on!

        --5
    ~D.V.D.A.
    08.26.08 at 7:45 am

28. . . . what’s that I feel . . . good lord, she braided her armpit hair!”

        +5
    ~Gozinga
    08.26.08 at 9:04 am

29. oh god is this a great man

        --6
    ~Anonymous
    08.31.08 at 2:17 pm

30. “I won’t tell your husband if you don’t tell my mom…”

        --1
    ~frankie
    09.01.08 at 8:44 am

31. Air?? Air? chhhaaaaiiiirrr….

        --6
    ~Anonymous
    09.03.08 at 12:24 am

32. I shouldn’t have loaned you my bra: you’re gonna break it!!

        +2
    ~Seb
    09.03.08 at 3:26 am

33. what the hell was this photo for?

        --4
    ~tomas
    09.04.08 at 3:36 pm

34. “Wheres the cup?”

        --5
    ~-Midnight-
    09.06.08 at 9:26 am

35. Re: Hollywood party photos on opening screen

    What a pathetic bunch of shitty looking, shitty acting phony people!

        +2
    ~Caustic Carl
    09.08.08 at 7:54 pm

36. i think you’ve taken this surprise part thing a bit too far…

        --3
    ~nanos
    09.11.08 at 2:34 am

37. Hey, umm, which one of us has the speech bubble?

        --1
    ~Unept
    09.13.08 at 1:29 am

38. I´AM A CATOY

        --3
    ~LImpan
    09.19.08 at 1:20 pm

39. Hey baby,look i have a cloud above my head !

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    09.20.08 at 5:10 pm

40. -uhhhh! whata ! have u ever considered taken a shower !

        --2
    ~Andry
    09.21.08 at 12:28 pm

41. Is that our… please tell me that’s not our car!

        --1
    ~Yexo
    09.23.08 at 5:04 pm

42. U’r so beetchyyyyyyyyyy!!

        --1
    ~Regina
    09.26.08 at 11:34 am

43. are you … no, … you ARE a fake blond!

        --1
    ~lawd
    09.30.08 at 1:11 am

44. Is that CK you’re wearing?

        --1
    ~Tomolan
    10.01.08 at 10:27 pm

45. Aquaman better have a big dick and some SCUBA gear because I can’t hold my breath much longer.

        +3
    ~Nick
    10.07.08 at 9:15 pm

46. I can see your tits!!…Maybe

        +2
    ~Walfran
    10.11.08 at 10:57 am

47. Talk about the blind leading the blind. I’m afraid but excited if you know what i mean, Am i bad?

        +0
    ~Mark
    10.13.08 at 7:47 pm

48. Does my bum look big in this?

        +0
    ~Mark
    10.13.08 at 7:48 pm

49. Maybe like this men dont look into our eyes but on our beautifful tities

        --2
    ~Flamini
    10.14.08 at 6:18 am

50. no english

        --1
    ~eng
    10.15.08 at 9:41 am

51. Side boob hour returns

        --1
    ~Timy
    11.01.08 at 6:09 pm

52. I know he’s James Bond and everything, but isn’t that just like a man to hog the fucking aqualung!

        +0
    ~Gordo
    11.01.08 at 8:32 pm

53. …emm I think I have a boner…

        +0
    ~Amon
    11.04.08 at 10:52 am

54. Smells like teen…

        +2
    ~Pete
    11.13.08 at 6:59 am

55. I wanne be a man

        --2
    ~Floopy-Doo
    11.17.08 at 10:25 am

56. “OMG it’s Harry Potter!”

    “How can you tell?”

        --1
    ~Callum
    11.20.08 at 11:17 am

57. “It smells like… was it you?”

    “And you?”

    “NO”

    “Then, why are you asking”

        +0
    ~Frankie
    12.07.08 at 7:09 pm

58. “i feel like helen keller… but worse off because we are going to drown”

        --1
    ~Kathryn
    12.08.08 at 3:54 am

59. ….Your bristles are really hurting my shoulder.

        --1
    ~Michies
    12.11.08 at 2:07 pm

60. …Glup glup gluop?

        +0
    ~Muren
    12.14.08 at 3:54 am

61. I can’t see me boobies!, well let’s party.

        --1
    ~theking
    12.17.08 at 9:33 am

62. let’s do blind sex!