Monday, May 12th, 2008
Posts filed under "Captions"
Thursday, May 8th, 2008
The Cleverest Responses (28)
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NEE NAW NEE NAW WOOT WOOT
~Obvious
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05.08.08 at 3:32 pm -
Looks like a while before my turn to drive
~jhon --4
05.08.08 at 4:37 pm -
Hurry the hell up! I’m about to crap my pants!
~Anonymous --9
05.08.08 at 4:40 pm -
Hey, know what starts with F and ends with U, C, K?
~Anonymous --11
05.08.08 at 5:50 pm -
Good, we got all their clothes! Those guys in station 7 are going to look pretty silly showing up to the fire naked!
~Anonymous --6
05.08.08 at 6:03 pm -
You mean we’re driving TOWARD a fire?
~Anonymous --8
05.08.08 at 6:05 pm -
slow down!
~Misha Radionovskiy --12
05.09.08 at 2:09 am -
I think this is my stop, se ya!
~Misha Radionovskiy --11
05.09.08 at 2:10 am -
Hey Chief, could you move over a bit, I think, we are about to crash into a wall - and I don’t want to dirty my uniform…
~Slimjim --7
05.09.08 at 7:26 am -
You ready?? Bust out the skateboards!!!!!
~Scott D +2
05.09.08 at 10:51 am -
…so he yelled “FIRE”…and she shot him. Get it?
~Jeff --5
05.09.08 at 12:05 pm -
Where’s the fire?
~Jeff --9
05.09.08 at 12:07 pm -
They said it started from a candle when someone blew a giant penis shaped birthday cake.
~Jeff --7
05.09.08 at 12:09 pm -
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
~dave --9
05.09.08 at 12:28 pm -
Batmaaaannn…nananananananana…batmaaaannn…
~Mr. Damm --10
05.09.08 at 2:28 pm -
Go on, slam the brakes on.
~carliosity --8
05.10.08 at 7:51 am -
According to the GPS, the fire’s 53 miles away. I told the county commissioners not to consolidate fire districts!
~Nihilistic Neil --3
05.10.08 at 11:15 am -
George, it looks like they forgot about us!
~amin --7
05.10.08 at 5:41 pm -
There is nothing funny about this.
~Goph Ukurself --7
05.11.08 at 12:01 am -
hey bob.. remember you pushed me in the river when we were 5…i think i knoe how to pay you back…you won’t like it ..but it’s gonna be funny
~VicVic --4
05.11.08 at 12:17 am -
Bob, do you douche?
~John Cocktoasten --5
05.12.08 at 2:00 am -
Bob, in case I don’t make it out of this fire alive, I want you to know that your wife has sweet tits.
~John Cocktoasten --5
05.12.08 at 2:04 am -
Volunteer Day!!!!!!!!!!
~Stanislav --7
05.12.08 at 5:56 am -
Well, next stop is mine. see ya, pick up me tomorrow at the same time and place
~mir4a --2
05.12.08 at 10:44 am -
Very funny…and I’m supposed to beleive that the super glue ended up on this ladder all by itself, huh?
~Anonymous +0
05.12.08 at 10:36 pm -
Ok, let’s do some skitchen!!
~Scott D +1
05.13.08 at 3:17 am -
We’re up in 54 MPH and still not there yet. Besides, my hat is going to blow of.
~zippybla --2
05.13.08 at 10:35 am -
I know it’s your baptism of fire, John…
but it’s our DUTY to rescue this f***ing cat alive.~putsch --1
05.13.08 at 12:59 pm
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Monday, May 5th, 2008
The Cleverest Responses (44)
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Hmmm… Nice hand
~Anonymous --2
05.05.08 at 10:20 am -
Go on and take the damned picture already! My jaws are aching from holding this pose.
~Nihilistic Neil --9
05.05.08 at 10:24 am -
BACON!! Bacon bacon bacon…
~Clint +3
05.05.08 at 10:26 am -
Any of you wussy directors who don’t want to elect my main man here CEO are gonna answer to me.
~Peter Gozinya --13
05.05.08 at 10:28 am -
I am just SO fierce!~Mike Solomon --14
05.05.08 at 10:37 am -
dude, i`m just a stuffed animal and i can`t bring you that newspaper.
~Jorgen --6
05.05.08 at 11:18 am -
man, im going to bite you if you won`t release your hand. really. arrrrrgghhhh.
~theangrymob --9
05.05.08 at 12:03 pm -
Today I’m hungry! :X
~Cate --11
05.05.08 at 12:14 pm -
Ehm… What would I say if I were Mr. Bush?
~Oleg --8
05.05.08 at 1:20 pm -
I am stuffed, don’t be afraid..
~Adi Moga --10
05.05.08 at 3:29 pm -
Why does everybody step back whenever I smile??? Mommy said I had a grrreat smile.
~Fred --2
05.05.08 at 4:55 pm -
I feel stuffed
~Vinny Viking --6
05.06.08 at 7:47 am -
“Heel” my ass! I’m taking the whole leg!.
~Jeff --5
05.06.08 at 8:21 am -
chopper, Sick Balls!!!
~Scott D --6
05.06.08 at 9:31 am -
Lower… Lower… Yeah, it feels goog!
~Clement --9
05.06.08 at 10:01 am -
Austin Powers, Meet Mr. Bigglesworth, the second…Mmmhmm…
~Tarsusx --9
05.06.08 at 3:01 pm -
This guy looks so tasty!
~Mr. Damm --6
05.06.08 at 3:14 pm -
woof
~Mr Longden --7
05.06.08 at 6:08 pm -
woof
~anonymous --7
05.07.08 at 2:27 pm -
Hey Hillary! Drop out of the fucking race already! AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!
~Jimmy McCrapplepants +0
05.07.08 at 3:29 pm -
Just by looking at me you might think I’m in a really bad mood. But actually, it’s the rabies.
~Jorge Smith --4
05.07.08 at 3:34 pm -
lessy
~amin --8
05.07.08 at 3:52 pm -
wait, wait. patience. soon there.
~The second thought --9
05.07.08 at 4:35 pm -
i am trying to smile here!!!
~pasha --6
05.08.08 at 1:08 am -
What you say about my BOSS?
~DimonSky --5
05.08.08 at 5:25 am -
Ya know I see fine you cock knocker…
Now get your fucking hand of my head before I rip your nuts off!!~Scott D +0
05.08.08 at 1:57 pm -
woof
~dood --4
05.08.08 at 4:30 pm -
being dead and stuffed sucks…
~Anonymous --4
05.08.08 at 4:41 pm -
I BROUGHT YOU A BABY
BUT THEN I EATED IT~Anonymous --5
05.08.08 at 5:42 pm -
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
~Anonymous --5
05.08.08 at 5:49 pm -
OK,OK… enough head scratching already..! Now, I want to lick my balls…
~Slimjim --6
05.09.08 at 7:21 am -
hit me baby one more time!
~Elfgirl --4
05.10.08 at 11:35 am -
i hate to live with him!
~christoffer --6
05.10.08 at 5:07 pm -
Yet another lame photo that has no humorous element, which is why everyone posts negative responses to comments. Time to get a sense of humor. Quality over quantity.
~Sukh Mibals --1
05.11.08 at 12:06 am -
HANDS OFF!!!
~Jooooo --4
05.11.08 at 3:43 am -
oh you touched me TRA LA LA
~Stanislav --3
05.12.08 at 5:58 am -
YYEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
~yoooo --4
05.12.08 at 9:56 am -
Release the hounds!Excellent!
~mir4a --4
05.12.08 at 10:24 am -
Ok, so you cried havok. Now let slip the dogs of war already.
~Jeff --3
05.12.08 at 2:43 pm -
What kind of sick fuck stuffs their dog?
~Scott D +0
05.12.08 at 6:23 pm -
I’m a statue of a wolf from the ice age, but damn my fure is so warm.
~zippybla --3
05.13.08 at 10:39 am -
Don’t judge me too quickly, the taxidermist made his worst job ever.
Oh shit, I look like a bear…~putsch --2
05.13.08 at 1:16 pm -
Stop touching MEEEEEE!
~DerTimo --3
05.14.08 at 6:59 am -
Who let the dogs out???
~beno --1
05.14.08 at 4:36 pm
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Thursday, May 1st, 2008
The Cleverest Responses (29)
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NY is no place to be a cab driver.
~carliosity +2
05.01.08 at 8:46 am -
Why do I always have to be the driver? I wanna be the put-the-hidden-microphone-on-the-hottie’s-boobs guy!
~Billy Bob +2
05.01.08 at 8:50 am -
See! I told you it wasn’t a third nipple!
~Testicular Torsion +24
05.01.08 at 8:52 am -
You’re gonna motorboat those things, aren’t you? You motorboatin’ son of a bitch! You old sailor you!!!
~John Cocktoasten +5
05.01.08 at 8:54 am -
Watching this has gotten me so hot that it’s like having a giant Chinese penis cake between my legs!
~Scary Larry --8
05.01.08 at 8:58 am -
Is that a guy or a girl????
~Scott D --6
05.01.08 at 11:14 am -
Wiretapping will surely keep us abreast of the situation. HAHHHAHHAAAAAAAA…oh, I wish I were dead.
~Gabe --7
05.01.08 at 11:18 am -
Note to self: Next time wire the ugly chick.
~Jeff --9
05.01.08 at 11:22 am -
So much for the wire. Hope she doesn’t see the hatcam the guy over her left shoulder is wearing.
~Jeff --7
05.01.08 at 11:24 am -
What a dope! Wearing a wire to a nudist colony!
~Jeff --12
05.01.08 at 11:26 am -
Ah Hah, good work 99, the old Tranny and the hidden microphone trick!!
~Slimjim +9
05.02.08 at 7:19 am -
I hope you can explain this!
~maverick --8
05.03.08 at 9:55 am -
If only I could give her an interview…
~Jorgen --9
05.03.08 at 11:03 am -
Kelly, I`ll talk to you at home…
~Mightynoob --3
05.03.08 at 1:26 pm -
boobsy boobsy..
~Adi Moga --9
05.04.08 at 9:46 am -
it gettin hot in here, take off all her clothes……..
~Banger --9
05.04.08 at 3:12 pm -
Throw the cuffs on her! What? of COURSE I knew she was wearing a wire when I said “take off her shirt!” Get her to booking. (i soooo didn’t know! haha. today was a good day. i love being a cop.)
~Anonymous --6
05.04.08 at 10:42 pm -
Sex? Yes Please !!!
~Geah --6
05.05.08 at 3:54 am -
It vibrates WHERE when you talk into the microphone?
~Fred --5
05.05.08 at 4:52 pm -
Wow, am i in the Candid Camera???
~Mr. Damm --6
05.06.08 at 3:24 pm -
Wow, am I on the Candid Camera?
~Mr. Damm --6
05.06.08 at 3:24 pm -
Boooobiessssssssssss
~c1uk --5
05.07.08 at 2:39 pm -
arghhhhhhh, girls, fancy a trip on my cool car? i like to play role games too
~amin --5
05.07.08 at 3:47 pm -
Note to self: Rip off mic, bang her, then escape.
~anonymous --4
05.08.08 at 5:48 pm -
KILL HER.
~Sukh Mibals --4
05.11.08 at 12:32 am -
MMM!!! Nice!!! Suck my Dick, bitch!!!
~Andrey --5
05.11.08 at 1:55 am -
What? BB size?
~mir4a --3
05.12.08 at 10:31 am -
For a hidden microphone, though it hath no tongue, will speak with most miraculous organ.
~Jeff --3
05.12.08 at 2:44 pm -
I know that I was right when I told Rodrigo to hide his microphone
~putsch --2
05.14.08 at 5:52 am
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Monday, April 28th, 2008
The Cleverest Responses (31)
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The S.O.B. has greased his hands AGAIN!
~Diana --3
04.28.08 at 7:34 am -
That damn showoff left his fly down again.
~Mark --8
04.28.08 at 7:46 am -
This isn’t what I had in mind when he suggested we go to a trust seminar!
~Hoopers --4
04.28.08 at 11:21 am -
Three years of circus trainging: $10,000.
Matching spandex: $250.
Buying a $1,000,000 insurance policy: Priceless.~Steve-o --4
04.28.08 at 11:23 am -
With the greatest of ease my ass.
~sal --4
04.28.08 at 11:55 am -
I heard the airlines were cutting back on service, but this is ridiculous!
~Amy --7
04.28.08 at 12:15 pm -
In order to do this job, one must put complete trust in the guy who catches you. It also helps to suck that guy’s cock on a regular basis.
~John Cocktoasten --6
04.28.08 at 4:28 pm -
Jeff, WTF? You told me you loved me!!! Was it not enough that I gave you the mother of all reacharounds?!?!?! I know you enjoy the feel of my smooth cock penetrating your anus! Why did you leave me for Howie Mandel? Why?!!!!!
I still got my 9 lives
05.12.08 at 10:07 am
LOOOOSERS!!!!
05.12.08 at 10:13 am
step1: lube up
step2: steal dog’s play toys
step3: sudden stop… OH BOY!
05.12.08 at 12:22 pm
Today on pets gone wild!
05.12.08 at 12:24 pm
I hate subbing for that rabbit at the race track!
05.12.08 at 12:25 pm
Oh shit! It really IS raining cats and dogs! I hope I land in a poodle!
05.12.08 at 2:34 pm
I’m such a cocker tease.
05.12.08 at 2:39 pm
they ain’t gonna eat THIS pussy!!!
05.12.08 at 2:41 pm
This is what I get for falling asleep to Three Dog Night.
05.12.08 at 2:48 pm
KIBBLES N BITS!!!
05.12.08 at 7:39 pm
That’s absolutely the LAST time I use Nutsack Cologne by Calvin Klein!
05.12.08 at 7:46 pm
I’m a SuperCat.
Pity there are SuperDogs as well.
05.13.08 at 5:28 am
It’s a final Countdown …
05.13.08 at 10:52 am
Bad news.
There’s a half second before I crash my face on the border of the picture.
05.13.08 at 1:34 pm
fuck
05.14.08 at 12:30 am
Come on…. yeah, catch me if you can… hehehe….
05.14.08 at 2:03 am
my master’s photoshop work become really annoying.
05.14.08 at 6:08 am
my master’s photoshop work become really weird and annoying.
05.14.08 at 6:09 am
Wiiiiiiiiiii
05.14.08 at 10:06 am
Im flying mommy!
05.14.08 at 12:44 pm
Hooman simbuls in front uv mai face not funnee, r teh suck.
05.14.08 at 1:12 pm
Look Ma! No paws!
05.14.08 at 2:09 pm
What ever happened to the caption contest’s?
There are a few that are over a week old…. What’s up wit that Mike????
05.14.08 at 3:20 pm
My dream is to fly over the rainbow so high! Opps, O_o there’s no dogs in my dream??? RUNNNNNNN…
05.14.08 at 4:35 pm
Sniff this!
05.14.08 at 6:26 pm