Monday, May 12th, 2008


NEE NAW NEE NAW WOOT WOOT
~ObviousLooks like a while before my turn to drive
~jhonHurry the hell up! I’m about to crap my pants!
~AnonymousHey, know what starts with F and ends with U, C, K?
~AnonymousGood, we got all their clothes! Those guys in station 7 are going to look pretty silly showing up to the fire naked!
~AnonymousYou mean we’re driving TOWARD a fire?
~Anonymousslow down!
~Misha RadionovskiyI think this is my stop, se ya!
~Misha RadionovskiyHey Chief, could you move over a bit, I think, we are about to crash into a wall - and I don’t want to dirty my uniform…
~SlimjimYou ready?? Bust out the skateboards!!!!!
~Scott D…so he yelled “FIRE”…and she shot him. Get it?
~JeffWhere’s the fire?
~JeffThey said it started from a candle when someone blew a giant penis shaped birthday cake.
~JeffWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
~daveBatmaaaannn…nananananananana…batmaaaannn…
~Mr. DammGo on, slam the brakes on.
~carliosityAccording to the GPS, the fire’s 53 miles away. I told the county commissioners not to consolidate fire districts!
~Nihilistic NeilGeorge, it looks like they forgot about us!
~aminThere is nothing funny about this.
~Goph Ukurselfhey bob.. remember you pushed me in the river when we were 5…i think i knoe how to pay you back…you won’t like it ..but it’s gonna be funny
~VicVicBob, do you douche?
~John CocktoastenBob, in case I don’t make it out of this fire alive, I want you to know that your wife has sweet tits.
~John CocktoastenVolunteer Day!!!!!!!!!!
~StanislavWell, next stop is mine. see ya, pick up me tomorrow at the same time and place
~mir4aVery funny…and I’m supposed to beleive that the super glue ended up on this ladder all by itself, huh?
~AnonymousOk, let’s do some skitchen!!
~Scott DWe’re up in 54 MPH and still not there yet. Besides, my hat is going to blow of.
~zippyblaI know it’s your baptism of fire, John…
but it’s our DUTY to rescue this f***ing cat alive.

Hmmm… Nice hand
~AnonymousGo on and take the damned picture already! My jaws are aching from holding this pose.
~Nihilistic NeilBACON!! Bacon bacon bacon…
~ClintAny of you wussy directors who don’t want to elect my main man here CEO are gonna answer to me.
~Peter Gozinyadude, i`m just a stuffed animal and i can`t bring you that newspaper.
~Jorgenman, im going to bite you if you won`t release your hand. really. arrrrrgghhhh.
~theangrymobToday I’m hungry! :X
~CateEhm… What would I say if I were Mr. Bush?
~OlegI am stuffed, don’t be afraid..
~Adi MogaWhy does everybody step back whenever I smile??? Mommy said I had a grrreat smile.
~FredI feel stuffed
~Vinny Viking“Heel” my ass! I’m taking the whole leg!.
~Jeffchopper, Sick Balls!!!
~Scott DLower… Lower… Yeah, it feels goog!
~ClementAustin Powers, Meet Mr. Bigglesworth, the second…Mmmhmm…
~TarsusxThis guy looks so tasty!
~Mr. Dammwoof
~Mr Longdenwoof
~anonymousHey Hillary! Drop out of the fucking race already! AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!
~Jimmy McCrapplepantsJust by looking at me you might think I’m in a really bad mood. But actually, it’s the rabies.
~Jorge Smithlessy
~aminwait, wait. patience. soon there.
~The second thoughti am trying to smile here!!!
~pashaWhat you say about my BOSS?
~DimonSkyYa know I see fine you cock knocker…
Now get your fucking hand of my head before I rip your nuts off!!
woof
~doodbeing dead and stuffed sucks…
~AnonymousI BROUGHT YOU A BABY
BUT THEN I EATED IT
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
~AnonymousOK,OK… enough head scratching already..! Now, I want to lick my balls…
~Slimjimhit me baby one more time!
~Elfgirli hate to live with him!
~christofferYet another lame photo that has no humorous element, which is why everyone posts negative responses to comments. Time to get a sense of humor. Quality over quantity.
~Sukh MibalsHANDS OFF!!!
~Jooooooh you touched me TRA LA LA
~StanislavYYEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
~yooooRelease the hounds!Excellent!
~mir4aOk, so you cried havok. Now let slip the dogs of war already.
~JeffWhat kind of sick fuck stuffs their dog?
~Scott DI’m a statue of a wolf from the ice age, but damn my fure is so warm.
~zippyblaDon’t judge me too quickly, the taxidermist made his worst job ever.
Oh shit, I look like a bear…
Stop touching MEEEEEE!
~DerTimoWho let the dogs out???
~beno
NY is no place to be a cab driver.
~carliosityWhy do I always have to be the driver? I wanna be the put-the-hidden-microphone-on-the-hottie’s-boobs guy!
~Billy BobSee! I told you it wasn’t a third nipple!
~Testicular TorsionYou’re gonna motorboat those things, aren’t you? You motorboatin’ son of a bitch! You old sailor you!!!
~John CocktoastenWatching this has gotten me so hot that it’s like having a giant Chinese penis cake between my legs!
~Scary LarryIs that a guy or a girl????
~Scott DWiretapping will surely keep us abreast of the situation. HAHHHAHHAAAAAAAA…oh, I wish I were dead.
~GabeNote to self: Next time wire the ugly chick.
~JeffSo much for the wire. Hope she doesn’t see the hatcam the guy over her left shoulder is wearing.
~JeffWhat a dope! Wearing a wire to a nudist colony!
~JeffAh Hah, good work 99, the old Tranny and the hidden microphone trick!!
~SlimjimI hope you can explain this!
~maverickIf only I could give her an interview…
~JorgenKelly, I`ll talk to you at home…
~Mightynoobboobsy boobsy..
~Adi Mogait gettin hot in here, take off all her clothes……..
~BangerThrow the cuffs on her! What? of COURSE I knew she was wearing a wire when I said “take off her shirt!” Get her to booking. (i soooo didn’t know! haha. today was a good day. i love being a cop.)
~AnonymousSex? Yes Please !!!
~GeahIt vibrates WHERE when you talk into the microphone?
~FredWow, am i in the Candid Camera???
~Mr. DammWow, am I on the Candid Camera?
~Mr. DammBoooobiessssssssssss
~c1ukarghhhhhhh, girls, fancy a trip on my cool car? i like to play role games too
~aminNote to self: Rip off mic, bang her, then escape.
~anonymousKILL HER.
~Sukh MibalsMMM!!! Nice!!! Suck my Dick, bitch!!!
~AndreyWhat? BB size?
~mir4aFor a hidden microphone, though it hath no tongue, will speak with most miraculous organ.
~JeffI know that I was right when I told Rodrigo to hide his microphone
~putsch
The S.O.B. has greased his hands AGAIN!
~DianaThat damn showoff left his fly down again.
~MarkThis isn’t what I had in mind when he suggested we go to a trust seminar!
~HoopersThree years of circus trainging: $10,000.
Matching spandex: $250.
Buying a $1,000,000 insurance policy: Priceless.
With the greatest of ease my ass.
~salI heard the airlines were cutting back on service, but this is ridiculous!
~AmyIn order to do this job, one must put complete trust in the guy who catches you. It also helps to suck that guy’s cock on a regular basis.
~John CocktoastenJeff, WTF? You told me you loved me!!! Was it not enough that I gave you the mother of all reacharounds?!?!?! I know you enjoy the feel of my smooth cock penetrating your anus! Why did you leave me for Howie Mandel? Why?!!!!!
I still got my 9 lives
05.12.08 at 10:07 am
LOOOOSERS!!!!
05.12.08 at 10:13 am
step1: lube up
step2: steal dog’s play toys
step3: sudden stop… OH BOY!
05.12.08 at 12:22 pm
Today on pets gone wild!
05.12.08 at 12:24 pm
I hate subbing for that rabbit at the race track!
05.12.08 at 12:25 pm
Oh shit! It really IS raining cats and dogs! I hope I land in a poodle!
05.12.08 at 2:34 pm
I’m such a cocker tease.
05.12.08 at 2:39 pm
they ain’t gonna eat THIS pussy!!!
05.12.08 at 2:41 pm
This is what I get for falling asleep to Three Dog Night.
05.12.08 at 2:48 pm
KIBBLES N BITS!!!
05.12.08 at 7:39 pm
That’s absolutely the LAST time I use Nutsack Cologne by Calvin Klein!
05.12.08 at 7:46 pm
I’m a SuperCat.
Pity there are SuperDogs as well.
05.13.08 at 5:28 am
It’s a final Countdown …
05.13.08 at 10:52 am
Bad news.
There’s a half second before I crash my face on the border of the picture.
05.13.08 at 1:34 pm
fuck
05.14.08 at 12:30 am
Come on…. yeah, catch me if you can… hehehe….
05.14.08 at 2:03 am
my master’s photoshop work become really annoying.
05.14.08 at 6:08 am
my master’s photoshop work become really weird and annoying.
05.14.08 at 6:09 am
Wiiiiiiiiiii
05.14.08 at 10:06 am
Im flying mommy!
05.14.08 at 12:44 pm
Hooman simbuls in front uv mai face not funnee, r teh suck.
05.14.08 at 1:12 pm
Look Ma! No paws!
05.14.08 at 2:09 pm
What ever happened to the caption contest’s?
There are a few that are over a week old…. What’s up wit that Mike????
05.14.08 at 3:20 pm
My dream is to fly over the rainbow so high! Opps, O_o there’s no dogs in my dream??? RUNNNNNNN…
05.14.08 at 4:35 pm
Sniff this!
05.14.08 at 6:26 pm