bling bling bitches

    +57

This photo op is going to come back to haunt me when some neocon douchebag tries to swift boat me in 2012.

    --10

Maxi King allright

    +6

What? Never seen a boy wearing a necklace? Dem, you should see my bra! Freaky boys, those journalists!

    --24

What? Never seen a boy wearing a necklace? Freaky journalists! You should see my bra!

    --22

Let me see.. Good medal, good medal - My medal, my medal..

    --17

You ain’t gettin this back. You do know that right?

    --16

Can’t fell my CROWN!?

    --13

Now this is more like it

    --14

I pity da fool!

    --13

You feel relax… you fell your eyes getting heavy… yeeees, relax…. you feel sleepy… are you asleep now? good… now, when I snap my fingers, you will get your pen, and you will sign this treaty surrendering all your oil reserves…

    --7

all i need is 7 more and i’ll be as cool as michael phelps

    --6

They just told me to go with the flow…

    --11

Damn it, I knew this was going to be on the caption contest blog!

    --8

My homies back there have no style, -right biatches?-

    --12

For Saddam we only had a rope, but i kinda like this one…

    --10

I wana be a girl, just for a day…

    --7

Holy shit, i’ve already told u that this flower have nothing similar with democratic tradions. So, throw it away fucking Ahmed!

    --10

Voldemort, Germiona and Dumbledore!!! Flower Bush stand up and go!

    --6

I hereby declare myself the savior of mankind and promise to unify this planet under one world goverment !

    +33

Now gimme your wallet.

    +11

So this is your new 24K Semtex suicide bomber exploding necklace.

    +7

look, there is a fly! someone kill the fly.

    +2

Do Do Do I’m much richer than youuuu

    +4

a bit like 50, isn’t it??

    --2

Now, about them 99 virgin girls… you sure about that?

    +7

…and the Dr. told my mother to push…
…and my head came out like this…

    +11

YES, I COULD!!

    +5

Thanks but it is not gold

    +8

So when I give you this, you give me oil at 5 billion barrels for each gram of gold.

    +1

I better put this shit on right now, Mr Smiley in the yellow tie is looking too hard at it with a smile on his face.

    --1

“I’mma sell this ish when I go back to the ghetto after my peresidency ez ovah!

    --3

who the fuck is Angela Merkel ???

    +7

first place in stupidity

    --4

I always dreamt to look like Public Enemy , thank you !

    --3

Now look at this gold muthafucka right here

    --2

this medal is MINE! it’s pure gold.

    +1

Well. Thank you…for…understanding my culture…

    +3

I’mma sell this for bananas to feed my monkey-ass family.

    --3

Shuuu Habibi

    +1

I am the Prince of Zamunda

    +5

I’ll need a few more for the kids.

    +3

I gotta feeling

    --2

america youre next

    +0

yeah bitches I`m so much better as Mr.T!!!

    +0

Yess, my own, my preciousss…

    +0

where the fuck is my hat?

    +0

You sure this is the same shit Hitler wore? cause he da man yo!

    --1

Yo Bitch let us fuck next Weekend for this bling bling
!!!I’m your Dream in Jeans!!!

    +0

Die, baboon.

    +14

Is it fling poo; then shoot? Or shoot; then fling poo? I can’t remember….

    +2

No one makes fun of my yellow banana suit.

    +9

WHO.. TOUCHED .. MY.. HAT!

    --12

Yipee Ki Yay Mother Fucker

    --14

Well, the new weapon works, but with one small unfortunate side effect…

    --9

Bet those bastard zoo keepers will get a pretty nice surprise when they see this.

    --3

My FBI-colleagues had right.
I’m looking like a monkey in this banana suit.

    +6

Yo! Respect, man!

    --8

Men in Grey/Black rulez

    --16

You think the yellow suit is too much?

    --12

The Kansas School Board sleeps with the fishes.

    --6

Next time someone comes over with a new hairdo, I’ll be prepared for police presence.

    --14

something must be wrong here… hmm

    --10

Now I’m The King of The Swingers ooooo The Jungle V.I.P…

    --11

i should have done this instead of running for president twice…

    +20

That’s weird… shooting on the left… smoke coming out on the right.

    --5

This is why I have opposable thumbs, motherfucker!

    --2

Left hand: loaded, right hand: cocked.

    --8

i missed… i aimed for the arm but unfortunatly for him… it must have curved and hit him in the head.

    --9

Monkey Business

    --4

My name is Bonzo; James Bonzo

    +17

Evolve OR Die

    +14

You Can’t Handle the Truth!

    --6

Ah! What’s the Point!

    --10

“My name is Banana … Monkey Banana” … and now i need a bananasplitt!

    --15

Damn…I forgot what I wanted to say???

    --11

fghvb vbhfghf

    --16

yo! who took my banana ???

    --4

i missed… i aimed for the arm but unfortunatly for him… it must have curved and hit him in the head.

    --9

Guess you didn’t see that coming…

    --7

I said I don’t like fucking bananas

    --7

A banana yellow suit….. Brilliant!

    --5

And they said I was too old for another Dirty Harry movie!

    --1

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

    --6

“Unfinished business”

    --4

Time to kill my mother for dressing me like this for too many years…

    --1

Monkey face…? Who’s got monkey face, puta?

    --2

“Evolution…” Charles Darvin

    +10

What would say my mom and dad….

    --2

Like a girl in a car…!!!

    --2

fuck my mozg!!!

    +7

Trusting men in suits?

    --1

wow this micheal jackson mask fits so well!

    --2

Do my ears look big in this suit?

    +2

Did I leave the iron on?

    --1

this is driving me bananas

    +2

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!

    --1

Human think this suite would be funny. I can´t take this anymore..

    +1

this is a weird banana

    --1

Say ‘what’ again. Say what one more motherfuckin time

    +5

…when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

    +1

Tarzan can KISS MY ASS!

    +4

Luigi, one turns not against family!

    --1

I think it’s time for another Revolution!

    +1

I’m looking for my cousin George and the guy who stole my fucking HAT!

    +1

Dont laught cause my yellow dress, bitch

    --1

I know MJ was a man of peace, but when I catch the fucker that killed him, I will blast him with my kind of piece.

    --1

Mmmmmmah, you dirty rat!

    --1

Vernita Green , Oren-Ishii , Elle Driver , Budd : clear . Now Bill it’s your turn !

    --1

I’ve had it with these motherf–king snakes on this motherf–king plane!

    --2

Did he shoot five or six bullits? Errr… do I feel lucky? Does this yellow suit really makes me look like a punk?

    +0

what the fuck is that?????

    --1

now call me mr. Barack Obama

    +0

the time has come…

    +0

Ohh My Goddness why I’m here

    +0

Hasta la Vista…baboon?

    +0

Hello? Is this thing on?

    +0

Hello? Is this thing on?
BANG!

    +0

it’s hot today!

    +40

Where’s my coconut?

    +11

wow… thats unusual… now, back to the jellybeans

    --6

Why am I wearing a helmet?!

    --25

There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home… Gee, I sure wish these ruby slippers did something.

    --4

Those fucking ruby slippers need to be recalibrated…

    +7

Is he the fireman ? :D

    --21

Dude, I never knew the phrase “explosive diarrhea” was literal. . .

    --10

It wasn’t me!

    +13

“Honey! Where is my super suit?!”

    +43

They’re all jealous cause the voices only talk to me

    +9

Im walking in sunshine! Aiiieiie

    --19

It’s shirtless o’clock… And pantless o’clock.

    --20

One more thing scratched off my bucket list.

    --7

American Idol here I come!

    +27

This is the last time I will play Truth or Dare!

    +4

Ride bike, ride bike, ride bike…

    --22

touchdown

    --17

Damn it! I forgot the strap on!

    --16

You want a piece of this?

    --8

Give me a five!

    --15

Is this my uniform burning? Britney is right, I should quit drinking until we leave Irak.

    --22

I knew that a fart burns.
But not so …. shit…what I’ve just done …

    --15

Stupid weather, my ballsacks are melting..

    --17

Well.. i’m finally here to save all of you

    --13

Why did I agree to this Top Gear Special? The other Stigs didn’t need to go this far…

    --15

My feethurt..
Regarless the destruction..

    --13

Nordic Walking: ‘the specials’ edition.

    +1

And people wonder why I’m gay..

    --13

Man Im so glad im invisible! If Mother see’s me in her shoe’s its back in the cage for me!!!

    --6

I just know I forgot something! But what? Ohhhh Geeezzzz!! MY PASTIES!!!!

    --7

You’re never fully dressed without a smile!

    +11

Damn… I forgot to shave.

    +6

What are them weirdos with the camera looking at?

    +2

a hustle here
and a bustle there
New York City is the place
where they say

Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
I say hey Joe
Take a walk on the wild side

    --9

milk was a bad choice

    +0

Uh! A penny!

    +14

Must rethink my disguise: the earthlings are taking notice

    +9

This is the last time I try out for the Detroit Lions!

    --5

Go Pittsburg!!!!

    --6

yesterday i drunk so much that my vomit sore my shit

    --8

What the fuck did i do last night

    +21

burn giant cockroach !

    --7

I’m…sooo…druuunk!

    --9

hotncold………i kiss the man

    --4

My mum shouldn’t cook beans for me.

    --3

Sigh….
Piss doesn’t work on fires, it does a bad effect actually.

    --7

Fuck me! And I forgot my lighter *lucky*

    --6

I feel pretty…

    --5

There is no better way to fly…

    --7

*sniff sniff* I smell cookies!

    +2

Please turn your camra off…

    --4

I’m your sexy burnin’ bitch on hot heels… and I do it all but protected !

    --7

Gotta see the Doc about these dreams.

    +4

Have you seen my baseball?

    +0

I’m not stupid! i’m just prepairing myself for the third world war!

    --5

I’m not stupid! i’m just prepairing myself for the third world war!

    --9

i wonder why my wife left me..?

    --2

Oh, damn. Did I leave the iron on?

    --3

God, I Didn’t Know I Farted That Badly…I Just Hope Toto Doesn’t Mind…

    --4

Oh shit- I think i left the gas on

    --2

It’s getting hot in here, so take off all you clothes.. oh wait.. i already did

    --6

Maybe if I stand really still, nobody will notice me…

    +11

she wouldnt go out with me unless I was the last man on earth, well now is my chance

    +4

manamana tataaatadadaaaa, manamana tamtamtata!

    --5

i guess she didn’t like my outfit. was i overdressed?

    --3

As the Soldier From Key West Said “Where is My Rifle?”

    --3

Once I’m in, fraternity life is going to be so cool. These guys are going to be my closest friends.

    +1

……fuck……its happening again……..off to my psychologist, I need answers.

    +1

Run… Save yourselves!

    --4

home sweet home

    +0

I hope those shoes don’t clash with my new helmet

    +0

I’m sure glad I remembered my Cloak of Invisibility!
….Oh

    +6

The imperial storm troopers were not so crazy about their new uniforms that Lord Vader had requested, however…, they knew not to screw with the force…..

    --2

*sob* “listen i know im different… stop throwing those molotov cocktails at me please!”

    +0

BBQ time

    --2

Uhhm…I should have bought them in green.

    +1

I’m too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

    +3

These field sobriety tests are getting more and more odd…

    +0

Thank god I found this asbestos lined g-string on ebay the other day!

    +1

what the fuck am i doing in Iraq!

    +2

damn! i really should have put on my red panties!

    +1

It’s a pyromaniacal!!!

    +0

Casual Friday has gone too far.

    +3

because I wanted to. That’s why

    +1

…Marihuanna was bad yesterday…

    --1

Have you a cigarette? Oh No.. You already smoke all of it …

    --1

i once jumped off a small rock

    +1

Dude…that was one hell of a party…

    +2

I’ll give Mom a break today, and dress myself.

    +1

terrorists??? ………
i left the coffee pot on again didn’t i……………………
shit now were am i gonna bring chicks to fuck when my moms home

    --1

these snozberries taste like snozberries

    --2

I hope no one is gonna edit this on Photoshop …

    --1

oh cmon, again?

    +1

I’m soryy, I’m… well… late… Here is your pizza,Sir.

    +2

I’m so tired of being a cannonball,,,

    +2

Damn… I’ve got the vital meeting right now. so got to go, see ya later..

    --1

That wasn’t me!

    --1

…always look on the bright side of life…dededeedeedede

    +1

tomorrow no joint for breakfast, dude

    +0

YOU’RE ABOUT THE CLOTHES YOU DON’T WEAR

    +0

That’s one small step for a man’s attire, one giant leap for fashion!!

    +0

What are you lookin’ at?! That’s just my laundry day!

    +0

Haah.. Arnold Schwarzenegger can’t beat this, anymore!

    --1

I have poo in my pants…

    --26

I need a diaper change … quick

    --25

Oh great, now I’ve got the AIDS too.

    --29

Hanoi Hilton flashback….

    --26

oh-crap i think i got cancer again. hope everyone is ready for prez palin

    --26

Let me see you stripped, Obama!..
—————————-
btw, Mike…. www.per.ec - the same idea …heh!…

    --5

Gawd, BA-rack, when’s the last time you took a shower?

    +8

Ugh… Heart Attack!!!

    --13

my tongue tastes like bad shower

    --18

. . .this guy smells like curry

    --6

Let’s roleplay! You be Joe the Plumber and I’ll lick your plumber’s crack!

    --12

I’m shit in the polls but my creepiness index is through the roof!

    +14

EEERRRRGGGGG!!! What did u eat yesteday?

    +10

I must take this but home !!

    --16

Braiiins…. must find braaaains… for masteeeeer

    +77

I just touched a black man’s ass…..erghh, they wont like that at the next KKK gathering…..I’m in trouble.

    --6

Hey, give me back my credibility…. I think I see it….. Arghh, it’s all dirty now…

[LMAO Oh man, I’m on a roll]

    --16

You put your right hand in, you put you right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about…..

    --16

Honey, wait for me, you know I cant walk that fast….

(Obama) Man, why can’t I just put him in a home??

    --16

aawwwwwsss!!! smels like teen spirit!!!

    --18

my name is simpson - hoomer simpson.

    --14

igor needs obama’s ass for experiments

    --15

Shit!! I hawe so short tongue to lick him. I must train more

    --9

Hey Obama, you debate like this, “dur dur dur!”

    --9

Is that a Pubic Hair of Palin in my Through? Ihiieee she got a shave that Cold Alaskapussy.

    --9

Oh, I remember the good times…

    --4

Obama is the best candidate

    --8

John McCain approves this hand jive.

    +4

I have two left hands

    --7

Waaooo Mama, I wanna kiss your black ass.

    --12

You think you’ve got the All Blacks thing covered?… KA MATE, KA MATE, KA ORA, KA ORA…..

    --4

Homo….orthograde

    --11

oh YOUR ASS SMELL LIKE A YOUR WOMEN´S PUSSY

    --11

Help me! The black man took my pills from me!!!

    --3

(Maybe if I keep acting like I’m senile, I’ll get the sympathy vote.)

Look at me I’m retaaarded!
duuuhhhhh….

    +9

Meeestah Lova lova

    --8

McCain: “Race will never be an issue in this election, the US has come a long way in terms of racial equality. I have no doubt in my mind that the fact that Obama is… UUrrghh… NNNgghhkk… UUUURRRGGHhh
AAAARRRUUGGHHHHHH…. gurrrrrhh… URRRGHHKYHRHRH… erm sorry… is… UUrrghh… NNNgghhkk… UUUURRRGGHhh
AAAARRRUUGGHHHHHH…. gurrrrrhh… URRRGHHKYHRHRH…”
Intercom Guy: (Slightly grainy radio sound)”McCain, gather yourself together… Talk some bullshit to cover your ass, youc an do that… Can’t you?”
McCain: Woah… oh woah… Sorry guys… I have erm… umm… convulsive tongue wagging syndrome. It, is a terrible disease that plagues millions of decent Americans.”

    +6

Gotta get me some piece of that fine black ass.

    --9

Oh, how I want, but can …

    --5

At least I’ll tell my grandchilren I vomited on the President…

    +35

Bleeeh,I won’t eat those cockroaches…

    --7

hahaha
what about whis?
http://www.creomania.com/forum/index.php?s=029dcba3755beec19dee4b6506731c58&showtopic=35079

    --8

I switched his water for a glass of my urine… WHEN did he switch it back?

    +3

yammii!!!

    --4

I DIDN’T RISK MY DIGNITY TO HAVE A BUNCH OF RETARDS LEAVE HORRIBLY UNFUNNY CAPTIONS!!!

    --10

After ecletion ill enjoy this sweet butt

    --4

At first i was like…

    --6

Back that shit up!

    --7

c’m ere, bami! i’m gonna screw you, but GOOD!

    --5

Say Obama… What’s that smell?

    --8

A mirrooooorr….AAAHHH

    --2

aiq rica jorrrrrs

    --6

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

    --7

how would u like to suck my balls?

    --4

guys

    --7

your but looks tasty oboma i hope my nose wont turn brown

    --1

I just remembered Mr. Burns of that great television programm ‘The Simpsons’. He is my great rolemodel!
Perhaps I should start to act like him? The good-looking is nearly the same.

    --4

“there’s shit on your pants”

    --4

“There’s shit on your pants…”

    --4

* non-verbal *

    --5

Mmmm, pomacałbym takie czarne dupsko…

    --6

behind you !

    +1

Too much booty in the pants…

    --3

yack that stuff on obama’s d**k not taste good

    --2

lol

    --4

Hi#

    --4

Ble…

    --4

umm l like bum

    --4

obamas ass is hot

    --6

WOW! BIG!

    --4

ACK - OOP!

    --4

I catch youuuu!

    --4

wow nice black ass///i liiiike it))))

    --2

Come back! Unfreeze me! I didn’t mean it. :(

    +4

woow… thiis ass… i want to liick it…:)

    --5

I guess once you go black…you can’t go back. Ugh…

    --1

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNUS

    --2

WTF???

    --3

I’m holding this ass cheek, Obama, grab the other one. Excuse me Sir, Can I lick that for you?

    --3

ufff

    --1

After Election, now…ERECTION!

    --1

Hey, why do you kissed my mum?

    --3

NIGGER

    --7

uummbbllluughh , hell no i dont want sloppy seconds with ophrah!!!!

    --4

YUUUK!! Losing always did leave a bad taste in my mouth!

    --1

he has sharp blades up his ass,my tongue hurts!!

    --2

he has sharp blades up his ass,my tongue hurts!!

edit : forgot to add anme :D

    +0

WAZUUUUUPPP???

    +7

i want to take it!

    +1

fuck dick cunt

    --1

que culo que tiene¡¡

    +1

I can´t dance, I can´t walk….

    +4

yes i do it for my Country

or yes i can

    +1

Look at mee, I’m a breakdancing dinosaur!!!

    +1

Bruce Willis is dead…

    +1

I aaaam aaaa zoooombiiiieeee…

    +0

Obama! c’mon man we can be friends………. get my hands on some fried chicken … yeaaaahhhh!

    +1

Oh you’re wife fucked like my mother

    +1

This is Spartaaaa!

    +2

Do the Humpty Dance……

    +1

iirghhhh, you pass gas *barf*

    +1

igrencsin yavrum!! birdaha yap göreyimm

    +0

you have got a fucking ass
XP

    +0

Obama I can be your dog, look at me I can imitate a dog.

    +0

obama is the president?!
ARRRGH
my heart!!!

    +0

In times of desperation thou must eat thy enemy…

    +0

I like big asses :D

    +0

hey hussein do you want to see a joke? kah kah kkhh :)

    +0

you have some shit on your ass. Let me wipe it off for you. EEEEWWWWW does not taste like chocolate like those mushrooms said it would. MMMMMMMMM mushrooms.

    --2

F**K THE SYSTEM!

    --1

i’m BEOWULF!!

    +0

America is for white only… You can be a president in your ghetto only.

    --1

Your mother ass was big like that, this night, your turn nigger

    --1

U’ve lost ur chance with Condoleeza…

    --1

Fuu!!, what small $-(

    --1

fuck.

    --1

Must… Eat… Giant… Invisible… Burger…

    --1

COVER THAT ANKLE, I CAN SEE YOUR ANKLE.

    +0

If I looked any more stupid, and could get any more captions on my dum ass posted, I would look like the former prez. George W Bush. Oh come on Barak, give it to me bro.

    +0

3 meters…2 meters…1 meter…

    +0

WAZAAAAA!!!!!!

    +0

That’s evolution (from human-left, to monkey-right)

    +0

theres no food like tacos
theres no food like tacos
theres no food like tacos

    +35

How do I get these things off my feet?

    --22

Well… Slowly… I think there must still be some mines.

    --8

I really don’t RELISH being made to look like a fool. If I ever KETCHUP with they guy who glued these to my feet, I’ll bite him on the BUNS.

    --6

You want fleas with that?

    --6

No dumbass, I said “Yo quiero Taco Bell”.

    --7

I dream…

    --15

Woof !!

    --11

First they neuter me then make me do those stupid commercials… when is it going to end? Kill me now….

    --4

Ohhhh mama! maybe i can reach the sexy jack russel next door now oooooh!

    --12

These look like very tasty burgers… FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

    --11

Please, Dont ask me why i hawe theese special shoes …

    --12

Hope….my bid mammy won’t it me with this cheeseburgers…
please,God

    --14

*siiiigh*

yes i have hamburgers for feet, and YES i’m okay with that!

    --7

I’m a hot dog on big mac’s

    +17

I can has cheesburger?

    --10

these boots are made for walking
and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these boots
are gonna walk all over you
la di da di….

    --3

No mr lolcat you cant has cheezeburgars

    --4

ohh this feels good can i take it in my bed??

    --5

well, and now where i can find mcnuggets for my stupid head?

    --7

Do my ankles look swollen?

    --3

Refugee from Pyongyang!
Four Legs Good!

    +0

“Mad cow”?
“CJD”?
Abandoned burgers
All you can eat!
Stick em on yer feet!

    --4

Im hot,very hot dog…

    --4

osmosis… osmosis…

    --2

Iz in ur cheezburger

Lurkin for lolcats

    --4

i cant believe i figured out a way for dogs to always land on there feet. The cats shall perish now.

    +5

One day i’ll be the owner of Mc Donald’s… I’ll be on top!

    --1

When this photographer is finished taking my picture I’m gonna bite him in the nuts!!

    --2

**Think outside this…..
(grunt…grunt…(plop)**

    --2

Chi-wow-chow with cheese pleasae

    +0

BURGER BOOTS!

    +0

What was the command to make it fly again???

    +0

yummiiiiiiiii

    +0

Did somebody order a #4?

    +1

“Be strong! I don’t want to be like Homer!”

    +0

“Be strong! I don’t want to be like Homer!”

    +0

These boots keep me warm

    +0

I said that I want a McTacos!

    +1

8 burgers ala toe jam; UP

    +0

I want Tacos. I want Tacos. I want Tacos.

    +0

let’s transform all this into a hot-dog !

    +1

You should see what they have done to the sausage dog in the photo studio beside me!

    +2

shit…why i asked “what is a chinse burger”

    +1

Ohh nooo, this can’t be kosher!!

    +1

No Momma, I still don’t think I look like a poodle.

    +4

Can i open my eyes now?

    +3

Any second now i turn into buitful princess…….

    +3

please,dont let it be a dream

    +2

Do these come in a size smaller?
How about the number two combo with french-fry heels?

    +2

Shit!

    +1

god…that was some wild orgy

    --1

Ephiopian children must have been starved to death…

    +0

Good morning, this is “ChiBurgers”, would you like our new doggystyle breakfast?

    +2

Dog Burger’s advertisement…

    +0

Guys, did you really think, what this is help me to fly in space?

    +0

I need a double Cheesburger x)

    +0

I better be getting extra for this…

    +0

I AM ROnALD MCDONALD

    +0

This photo is by William Hundley.

    +0

“Nice tit.”

“Thanks.”

    +90

lets have sex with joe

    --4

you’re not a pinata

    --8

motherfucker

    --27

Three captions ago we were in a rowboat… This is not good.

    +21

Oh yea, I just love silicone! Being a hot lezzer rocks!

    --13

…and just tits for all

    +9

You really need a shower and deodorant…

    +28

Good job!

    --15

“…oh Jesus…sweet Jesus…for the last time, please: MARCO!?!?”

    --18

You smell so hot….

    --7

I wish that I could see the stars…… I’ll just have to touch your breasts instead.

    --7

You were Wonderware !

    --12

Do you smell that ???

    --15

when did you shower? ;S

    --14

Lets have it!!!u told me lezzie sezx is fun……i cansmell ur tits!!!!

    --8

18 years of being conjoined, and you can’t wait 5 more minutes for the anesthesiologist?

    --5

Don’t you think you are too old for Rexona Teens?

    --4

okay. last time i promise. am i the blonde one…?

    +8

I WILL KILL YOU

    --11

my right hand is on her breast and she cand’t even see it. . and there’s a white bubble pointing at me that I can’t enev see.

    --9

I bet this this picture will be posted on some website and some jerkoffs will write a bunch of lesbian sex jokes for the caption.

    +16

I can smell your pussy! - Oh you got a good nose! ;)

    --14

Nipples ahoy!

    --7

I can’t see.. Can you see?

    --2

a boy may wear girls clothes at home but not out side

    --5

This is a dumb way to keep our wigs on!

    --5

. . . what’s that I feel . . . good lord, she braided her armpit hair!”

    +5

oh god is this a great man

    --6

“I won’t tell your husband if you don’t tell my mom…”

    --2

Air?? Air? chhhaaaaiiiirrr….

    --6

I shouldn’t have loaned you my bra: you’re gonna break it!!

    +1

what the hell was this photo for?

    --4

“Wheres the cup?”

    --6

Re: Hollywood party photos on opening screen

What a pathetic bunch of shitty looking, shitty acting phony people!

    +2

i think you’ve taken this surprise part thing a bit too far…

    --3

Hey, umm, which one of us has the speech bubble?

    --1

I´AM A CATOY

    --3

Hey baby,look i have a cloud above my head !

    --2

-uhhhh! whata ! have u ever considered taken a shower !

    --2

Is that our… please tell me that’s not our car!

    --1

U’r so beetchyyyyyyyyyy!!

    +0

are you … no, … you ARE a fake blond!

    +0

Is that CK you’re wearing?

    --1

Aquaman better have a big dick and some SCUBA gear because I can’t hold my breath much longer.

    +3

I can see your tits!!…Maybe

    +2

Talk about the blind leading the blind. I’m afraid but excited if you know what i mean, Am i bad?

    +0

Does my bum look big in this?

    +0

Maybe like this men dont look into our eyes but on our beautifful tities

    --2

no english

    --1

Side boob hour returns

    --1

I know he’s James Bond and everything, but isn’t that just like a man to hog the fucking aqualung!

    +0

…emm I think I have a boner…

    +0

Smells like teen…

    +2

I wanne be a man

    --2

“OMG it’s Harry Potter!”

“How can you tell?”

    --1

“It smells like… was it you?”

“And you?”

“NO”

“Then, why are you asking”

    +0

“i feel like helen keller… but worse off because we are going to drown”

    --1

….Your bristles are really hurting my shoulder.

    --1

…Glup glup gluop?

    +0

I can’t see me boobies!, well let’s party.

    --1

let’s do blind sex!

    --1

j

    --1

If we keep our eyes covered no one can see us.

    +3

Don’t worry honey they cannot drown us that way, our airbags will bring us to the surface.

    +0

Got milk?

    +0

Omg, i can smell it! It’s coming! The D*ck is coming!
(Sorry for the language)

    +1

So the game is, we stay underwater until one of us dies..wow didnt knw ppl could talk under fucking water ^^

    +0

her tits are so big

    --2

“Hey is this button of the light?”

“No that is my tit”

“what about this one?”

kih kih :D

    --2

So, where is surprise??

    --1

- wtf..? I am blind..?
- I dont know, my eyes are tied…!

    --1

It doesn’t look like cinima casting…

    --1

smell like me, maybe will good chance for my bf

    --1

*singing*Touch the boody of someboody, nice!

    +0

Maybe I’ll find some funny captions in here.

Nope.

    +34

Wow, nice paint effect! Looks like Osama has been watching “Queer Eye.”

    --16

Hmmmn what’s this? Wow what a cool place for a titty bar!!

    --25

They weren’t kidding about that new Indian restaurant!

    --12

“Please, step into my orifice”

    --8

Is this what they call ‘the gap of the ozon layer’? Dissapointed, I expected it to be bigger.

    --9

So, this is your ex girlfriend? Pleasure to meet you.

    --19

Man, government subsidized housing sucks!

    +4

Why did I become a proctologist?

    --5

oh it smells like piss in here!

    --13

….

    --11

Hole too small for my big rusian dick

    --12

Dear Client:

I have evaluated this company per the terms of our agreement and performed the appropriate auditing tests and records reviews.
I would recommend you not buy this business at a premium price, because it’s obviously going in the hole.

Sincerely,
John Smith
CPA

    +8

Man, Why did I let my kids convince me to do Shrooms?

    --8

When I’m done, the first thing people will think about this place is “shit hole”.

    --3

Mummy, i Shrunk Dad!!!
he is trying to climb in to the hole in the polo mint (mint with a hole)

    --4

“Here kitty, kitty, kitty… Come to papa!+ … Damn cat!

    +2

I am trying to get the hole thing under control.

    --2

i wonder where alice is. wonderland is not gonna wait forever !

    +1

Fire in the hole!!!

    --2

God?

Morgan Freeman?

..Anyone?

    +11

“mmm….alternate dimension…? Or just a another daydream about me in one of those fancy banking commercials where you can never quite tell how the money part fits in….?”

    +2

Where is the love? I can’t find it, maybe it’s in here

    +1

I’m fed up with those ridiculous dreams. I hope i will wake up soon.

    +9

This museum is too demanding

    +1

Maybe this is the solution for every f***ing problem… but can i get out of this whole? well that’s the biggest problem

    +2

Someone divided by zero!

    +3

Honey! I think we might have mice.

    +5

I thought i ordered a “a whole wall” not a “hole in a wall, mmmmm Damn forigners.

    +1

Maybe she is a slut… It’s like throwing a man down a giant hole

    --3

**I must go into the light**

    --3

now thats a glory hole

    --3

Maybe I’ll get to Narnia

    --2

I finally found it… Narnia

    +0

Let me born again!, I just need to pass by the hole…

    --3

they had to make this white hole sooner or later,we already had the black one.

    --2

Narf! Hole!

    +0

cube ……….ok i win the game

    --1

Well…maybe I can finally find the G-spot!?

    --1

Damn and I thought I was becoming a porn star when the stock photo agency told me I was to introduce myself into a hole in front of a camera… oh well.

    --2

Man this is some gloryhole huh

    --3

These DRUGS r goood!

    --3

This is it. End of the road. I saw the white light. So i will not listen devil. i am going to there. Wait me god i m coming to you. :DD

    +0

Sensation White???

    +0

WOW ! A GIANT PUSSY HOLE

    --1

Holy cow! There are marshmellows in here!

    +0

REDRUM….

    +31

Mommy and Daddy wanted us to clean our room. We didn’t want to so we shanked them.

    +11

I am best… No I am best…. i am best of the best…. I am best of the best of the best…

    --30

- So, at last he doesn’t breathe, does he?
- No, he doesn’t

    +1

We know all you secrets!

    --21

Lindsey Lohan ain’t got SHIT on us!!!! We party HARD bitchez!!!!

    --9

They walk alike they talk alike–they will blow your mind! When cousins…identical cousins, you will find…Oh when cousins…are two of a kind!

    --15

Really? In your pocket?

    --7

That was a really long van ride. So, where’s the candy?

    +20

-Daddy molests me the most! :)

-No fair :(

    --8

Fuck it… pearens… who asked do IT twise…. i didn’t want a sister….

    --20

Mommy and Daddy wanted us to clean our room. We didn’t want to so we thumped them.

    --13

- Look at all the stupids out there!
- Yeah, I hate those heterosexuals. Let’s get suck Davey’s cock.

    --20

“Did you remember to put those funny pills the veterinarian gave Frisky in Mommy and Daddy’s drinks?”
“Yeah, can’t you tell? He’s turning blue, and she’s starting to clutch at her throat. What fun!”

    --4

oh yeah)) mom and dad are doing sex)))

    --13

Yes, the curtains DO match the carpet.

    --3

Except there’s really no carpet to speak of.

    --3

OMG… WATA STUPID ASSHOLES TRY TO JOKE HERE….

    --18

Hey Grek, Learn how to speak english correctly then you can comment.

    +4

-Santa Claus?
-Hum… I don’t think so… Look like an old, fat, drunk and homeless man in red …

    --9

-So, lets have a disguise…
- I’ll be you and you”ll be me…

    --10

Left: I’m obviously our parents favourite. They can see I’ve the prettier smile.

Right: You think they can see? Look at the décor…

    +3

- Are you sure you are my sister?
- ummmmm have to ask Mummy

    --12

Sure they look innocent here, but these love children from the 70s have quite a tragic story to tell, the details of which include living in poorly decorated homes, being forced to wear hideous outfits, and watching the hairy neighbor muff dive mommy. All on the next Montel.

    --10

“Grammy and Grampy, we’re so glad you let us come to live with you after Mommy and Daddy burned up in our house fire!”
“That was the same night they said we couldn’t have a pony. But YOU’LL let us have a pony, won’t you? H-m-m-m-m-m-m?”

    +14

“Well, they won’t oversleep and miss the plane to Disney World THIS year!”
“Darn right. Wiring their bedsprings to the wall outlet and setting the timer for 6:00 a.m. was the best idea we ever had!”

    --5

“We’ve decided what we want that bird you had in your bedroom last night for our birthday present.”
“When we walked past the door we heard Daddy say, ‘Shall I catch it in the sheet or let it fly?’.”

    --6

Hi….
Hi….

    --11

Come play with us

    --8

What a stupid guys look on us now!

    --8

Aw… isn’t it cute what kitty did!
…That’s my shoe she did it in!!

    --5

-I’ll kill them!
-No! Wait! I’ll do it better! ))

    --1

the more i smile, the more they will think it was her…

    --1

mommy, do sister can give me some fun with her finger.

please, say no, she’s allready full of cheese

    --6

-Alien, us?
-Ain’t that silly, Zuff?
-Yeah, real silly Xenort =]

    --2

“I just pee’d my pants”

“It’s OK, I’m wearing socks”

    --5

- take photo now!!
- we so drunk…

    --8

If I were you…
…where I would be?

    --3

If I were you…
…where would I be?

    --6

- Can I bite his face now?

- NO WAY!!! It’s my turn…

    --6

Please, show me your other conjoined twins.

    --4

fghfghfghfg

    --8

u people have absolutly no lifes

    --10

Left girl: “This kinda sucks.”

Right girl: “It really does.”

    +5

Liz needs to buy a dildo because she hasn’t a man in her life. Uglyface. Nobody at work likes you.

    --1

dear liz. it’s ‘lives’, not lifes. Say it with me… ‘lives’.

    +1

I happen to know Liz in a most intimate way. I can tell you that, on her back, she’s a lifeless, hairy corpse.

    +0

Come play with us David…

    +0

We’re Beatrice

    +0

Come play with us…forever and ever…

    +0

Left: do you like my new wallpaper?

Right: i’m… i’m going to throw up

    +5

right:”why do I have to wear blue?”

left:”cuz u’r an ugly boy who wants look like me”

    +3

- It’s not true that twins talk in sync!

- It’s not true that twins talk in sync!

    +0

dear boss . Can i ake the jib now ? I can work really good with the photoshop

    +0

grrr… i wanted the jumper with the blue stipe

    +1

“Where is the knife?”
“I don’t know, but I have clippers!”

    +0

“Corpse?, what corpse?”

“It was her”

    +0

“I’m wearing pink, which makes me prettier, cuter, and so much better than yours.”

“Bullsh*t.”

    +1

I Sissy , I Missy… what next?! what next?!

    +0

My sister is a consumer whore.

And how!

    +0

blue-do you really think i buy that whole santa story?
pink- actually ,your shoes look just like my dad’s.do you buy them from the same store?

    +0

“Sis and I live in Salem”

“Yeah, and we make poltergeists when we’re not happy”

    +1

“This is Jaaaaaaaack”

    +0

a) I’m prettier than my sis..
b) We see us tonight…

    +0

“I hope we can one day afford college.”

“I like horses!”

    +0