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Sunday, January 31st, 2010

The Cleverest Responses (54)

  1. “I’m shrinking!” “Proof?” “Yes, right here on my iPhone”.

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  2. Hey- dipshit hipster guy from the Palm Pre announcement. Yeah, you, ya douche. Get a load of THIS.

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  3. Look! The iPod Touch just got bigger, and so did my eyes!

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  4. “… and this is what happens when you use the iPad to divide by zero.”

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  5. hey ppffflaghhh blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhfff

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  6. Here you can see our three revolutionary devices, one from past, one from today and the iClocks.

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  7. Holy crap! Have you ever held two mirrors up to each other? It like, parallels into infinity, man! This is so awesome! I AM SO HIGH!

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  8. iPad. Now with Time Machine.

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  9. … … … … iPad MEMORY SYNC COMPLETE. HUMAN NEUTRALIZED.

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  10. Look what i just made for you, mom !

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  11. This is unbelievable.
    This is how we think different.
    This will be the best experience you’ll ever have.
    This is our new product that we have been working on for decades, and this is called :

    iPad

    iP(lease you)a(ll to give us your pretty)dollars.

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  12. cmd z!

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  13. The latest from Apple Russia:

    iMatryoshka!

    (aka: iRussian Nesting Doll)

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  14. iClone iClone iClone…

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  15. am i that abyssal dumb?

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  16. My ipad doesn’t have wing but it can capture all my inhibitions !

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  17. …and I can do this… even *without* a built-in camera!

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  18. Look at this Dude !

    How deep do you think it is ?!

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  19. Those are definitly not my hands.

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  20. did you notice I’m married ? … no ?…. oh you were looking at the ipad… of course… story of my life

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  21. You’re feeling veeeeeeeery tired…
    You’re falling asleep…

    Your looking at it
    Yes, keep looking at it…

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  22. Well, this little spatio-temporal vertex bug will be fixed in version 2.0

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  23. cmd c
    cmd v
    cmd v

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  24. hm.,,,, o, its me :D

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  25. lol

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  26. lol
    It is so strange)
    But I hope thet it have no great idea

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  27. iEgo

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  28. iMirror 2.0

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  29. iMe

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  30. …as you can see here… all new iPads come with the application Narcissism 3.0…

    *Warning: Narcissism 3.0 is only compatible with technology beginning with the letter i.

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  31. I made it from my own image…

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  32. At Apple, we know you love you!

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  33. iPad, technology that connects with the real you!

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  34. …For those who want it all… Apple offers the iPod, the iPhone, and iPad, all in one!

    (just like the turducken!)

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  35. iRabbit Hole

    Follow meeeeeeeeeee…..

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  36. i don’t think you are taking us seriously…

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  37. We’re here for the Max Headroom audition…

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  38. …and once all your data is uploaded to the iPad… your body can be disposed of using the built-in cryogenics app.

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  39. That would make more videos.

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  40. Yes, look like 2 mirrors, but is easy make this with Photoshop. very nice effect…

    Think different. Think with your head!

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  41. LOOOk i found the never ending mirror!!

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  42. Look kids, this is why we geeks waited so long on the iPad (read: another way to waist another 500 bucks)!!!!

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  43. kjokot

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  44. erdemcolaker@hotmail.com

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  45. Ok, you cannot have Flashplayer…

    BUT, but, show me someone at ADOBE who can do …

    THAT !!

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  46. “Ever wished you could fit into a space the size of an iPad? … Well, there’s an App for that!”

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  47. TIME PARADOX

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  48. So that’s where Beebs got his teeth frm ??0ah ha !

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  49. iSad

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  50. look my idiot face infinite times

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  51. fgoi

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  52. coooooooooooooooooool

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  53. Look at this! With the new Ipad you are bether then Chuck Noris!

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  54. truckpult

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Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

The Cleverest Responses (64)

  1. bling bling bitches

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  2. This photo op is going to come back to haunt me when some neocon douchebag tries to swift boat me in 2012.

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  3. Maxi King allright

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  4. What? Never seen a boy wearing a necklace? Dem, you should see my bra! Freaky boys, those journalists!

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  5. What? Never seen a boy wearing a necklace? Freaky journalists! You should see my bra!

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  6. Let me see.. Good medal, good medal – My medal, my medal..

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  7. You ain’t gettin this back. You do know that right?

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  8. Can’t fell my CROWN!?

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  9. Now this is more like it

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  10. I pity da fool!

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  11. You feel relax… you fell your eyes getting heavy… yeeees, relax…. you feel sleepy… are you asleep now? good… now, when I snap my fingers, you will get your pen, and you will sign this treaty surrendering all your oil reserves…

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  12. all i need is 7 more and i’ll be as cool as michael phelps

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  13. They just told me to go with the flow…

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  14. Damn it, I knew this was going to be on the caption contest blog!

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  15. My homies back there have no style, -right biatches?-

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  16. For Saddam we only had a rope, but i kinda like this one…

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  17. I wana be a girl, just for a day…

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  18. Holy shit, i’ve already told u that this flower have nothing similar with democratic tradions. So, throw it away fucking Ahmed!

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  19. Voldemort, Germiona and Dumbledore!!! Flower Bush stand up and go!

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  20. I hereby declare myself the savior of mankind and promise to unify this planet under one world goverment !

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  21. Now gimme your wallet.

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  22. So this is your new 24K Semtex suicide bomber exploding necklace.

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  23. look, there is a fly! someone kill the fly.

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  24. Do Do Do I’m much richer than youuuu

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  25. a bit like 50, isn’t it??

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  26. Now, about them 99 virgin girls… you sure about that?

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  27. …and the Dr. told my mother to push…
    …and my head came out like this…

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  28. YES, I COULD!!

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  29. Thanks but it is not gold

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  30. So when I give you this, you give me oil at 5 billion barrels for each gram of gold.

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  31. I better put this shit on right now, Mr Smiley in the yellow tie is looking too hard at it with a smile on his face.

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  32. “I’mma sell this ish when I go back to the ghetto after my peresidency ez ovah!

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  33. who the fuck is Angela Merkel ???

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  34. first place in stupidity

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  35. I always dreamt to look like Public Enemy , thank you !

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  36. Now look at this gold muthafucka right here

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  37. this medal is MINE! it’s pure gold.

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  38. Well. Thank you…for…understanding my culture…

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  39. I’mma sell this for bananas to feed my monkey-ass family.

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  40. Shuuu Habibi

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  41. I am the Prince of Zamunda

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  42. I’ll need a few more for the kids.

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  43. I gotta feeling

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  44. america youre next

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  45. yeah bitches I`m so much better as Mr.T!!!

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  46. Yess, my own, my preciousss…

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  47. where the fuck is my hat?

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  48. You sure this is the same shit Hitler wore? cause he da man yo!

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  49. Yo Bitch let us fuck next Weekend for this bling bling
    !!!I’m your Dream in Jeans!!!

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  50. You know what the difference between you and me is?

    I make this look gooood.

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  51. Various of guys write about this issue but you wrote down some true words.

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  52. yeah man! try this around your neck, when you don´t fall down because of the heavy wight, you know you are a real man!

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  53. I like Bling Bling, baby!!!

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  54. who cares if we fire all the doctors…

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  55. Im a mother fuckin P.I.M.P bitch!

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  56. yeah yeah cool stuff but i would prefer oil nega’…

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  57. now i’ve passed the test killing those guys i’m finaly in the gang =)

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  58. You are king of petrol! But I m king of peace.

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  59. And I won what actually?

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  60. Who’s the president now,bitches?

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  61. shit, again the chains…thought slavery is over…

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  62. Jesus Christ, Fuck, this is awesome!…ahm i mean awesome, fuck Jesus Christ!

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  63. They only give me that chain to make me look even worse if something goes wrong..

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  64. You see, I am black, but I made it without rapping

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

The Cleverest Responses (101)

  1. Die, baboon.

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  2. Is it fling poo; then shoot? Or shoot; then fling poo? I can’t remember….

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  3. No one makes fun of my yellow banana suit.

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  4. WHO.. TOUCHED .. MY.. HAT!

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  5. Yipee Ki Yay Mother Fucker

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  6. Well, the new weapon works, but with one small unfortunate side effect…

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  7. Bet those bastard zoo keepers will get a pretty nice surprise when they see this.

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  8. My FBI-colleagues had right.
    I’m looking like a monkey in this banana suit.

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  9. Yo! Respect, man!

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  10. Men in Grey/Black rulez

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  11. You think the yellow suit is too much?

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  12. The Kansas School Board sleeps with the fishes.

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  13. Next time someone comes over with a new hairdo, I’ll be prepared for police presence.

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  14. something must be wrong here… hmm

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  15. Now I’m The King of The Swingers ooooo The Jungle V.I.P…

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  16. i should have done this instead of running for president twice…

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  17. That’s weird… shooting on the left… smoke coming out on the right.

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  18. This is why I have opposable thumbs, motherfucker!

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  19. Left hand: loaded, right hand: cocked.

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  20. i missed… i aimed for the arm but unfortunatly for him… it must have curved and hit him in the head.

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  21. Monkey Business

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  22. My name is Bonzo; James Bonzo

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  23. Evolve OR Die

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  24. You Can’t Handle the Truth!

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  25. Ah! What’s the Point!

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  26. “My name is Banana … Monkey Banana” … and now i need a bananasplitt!

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  27. Damn…I forgot what I wanted to say???

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  28. fghvb vbhfghf

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  29. yo! who took my banana ???

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  30. i missed… i aimed for the arm but unfortunatly for him… it must have curved and hit him in the head.

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  31. Guess you didn’t see that coming…

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  32. I said I don’t like fucking bananas

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  33. A banana yellow suit….. Brilliant!

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  34. And they said I was too old for another Dirty Harry movie!

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  35. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

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  36. “Unfinished business”

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  37. Time to kill my mother for dressing me like this for too many years…

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  38. Monkey face…? Who’s got monkey face, puta?

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  39. “Evolution…” Charles Darvin

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  40. What would say my mom and dad….

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  41. Like a girl in a car…!!!

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  42. fuck my mozg!!!

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  43. Trusting men in suits?

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  44. wow this micheal jackson mask fits so well!

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  45. Do my ears look big in this suit?

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  46. Did I leave the iron on?

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  47. this is driving me bananas

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  48. Everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!

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  49. Human think this suite would be funny. I can´t take this anymore..

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  50. this is a weird banana

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  51. Say ‘what’ again. Say what one more motherfuckin time

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  52. …when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

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  53. Tarzan can KISS MY ASS!

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  54. Luigi, one turns not against family!

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  55. I think it’s time for another Revolution!

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  56. I’m looking for my cousin George and the guy who stole my fucking HAT!

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  57. Dont laught cause my yellow dress, bitch

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  58. I know MJ was a man of peace, but when I catch the fucker that killed him, I will blast him with my kind of piece.

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  59. Mmmmmmah, you dirty rat!

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  60. Vernita Green , Oren-Ishii , Elle Driver , Budd : clear . Now Bill it’s your turn !

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  61. I’ve had it with these motherf–king snakes on this motherf–king plane!

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  62. Did he shoot five or six bullits? Errr… do I feel lucky? Does this yellow suit really makes me look like a punk?

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  63. what the fuck is that?????

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  64. now call me mr. Barack Obama

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  65. the time has come…

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  66. Ohh My Goddness why I’m here

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  67. Hasta la Vista…baboon?

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  68. Hello? Is this thing on?

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  69. Hello? Is this thing on?
    BANG!

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  70. Die motherfucker

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  71. Now..do the banana dance!!

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  72. who is barak obama…

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  73. I’m so gogeous wearing in yellow!

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  74. All right enough with the monkey buisness

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  75. This bull sh*t ends now

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  76. Get this suit off me you darn dirty apes.

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  77. d’oh.

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  78. there’s to type of monkey, the one with a gun & the one who gets to brings back banana.. u go for banana!

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  79. what mama would think of that job? i should have become a scientist like my bro..

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  80. Who is the mother fucker who’s say that I’ve fucking big ears?

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  81. Are you talkin’ to me?

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  82. Banana suit up ! It’s goin to be legen … wait for it …

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  83. this monkey is similar to Morgan Freeman

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  84. “Yeah see, Monkeyface McGee aint playing around no more, see.”

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  85. you got ten seconds before i shot you…one….two…ten!

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  86. DID YOU SEE ME?

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  87. Say hello to my little friend.

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  88. I am George Bush’s hidden mobster brother. Now what were you sayin’ about my suit looking funny???

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  89. hard days, why do i have to look like george w. bush…hard days…

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  90. “Your coments are sooo stupid that i will kil you ” paste this in the buble and knew wath he is thinking XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

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  91. se parece a bush sin lugar a dudas su parecido es muy significativo y da mucho ke pensar sobre las decisones políticas en el mundo

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  92. It’s beter to be cruel, than dumb like a monkey

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  93. D’you feel lucky, punk?

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  94. why I want to kill myself? You can see the ridiculousness of my life in the colour of my suit..

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  95. Monkey gotta do what a monkey gotta do

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  96. Danm, I hate russian roulette.. bur if i win that round.. I’ll get a banana!:D

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  97. monkey see monkey kill

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  98. I shall kill every person who offends people by calling them “monkeys”!

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  99. Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun…

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  100. luigi you arne´t allowed to betray the family. Peng!

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  101. This is not a razor for the hair in the ear, fuck is that a smoke fro my ear?

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Saturday, January 17th, 2009

The Cleverest Responses (118)

  1. it’s hot today!

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  2. Where’s my coconut?

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  3. wow… thats unusual… now, back to the jellybeans

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  4. Why am I wearing a helmet?!

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  5. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home… Gee, I sure wish these ruby slippers did something.

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  6. Those fucking ruby slippers need to be recalibrated…

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  7. Is he the fireman ? :D

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  8. Dude, I never knew the phrase “explosive diarrhea” was literal. . .

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  9. It wasn’t me!

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  10. “Honey! Where is my super suit?!”

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  11. They’re all jealous cause the voices only talk to me

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  12. Im walking in sunshine! Aiiieiie

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  13. It’s shirtless o’clock… And pantless o’clock.

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  14. One more thing scratched off my bucket list.

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  15. American Idol here I come!

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  16. This is the last time I will play Truth or Dare!

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  17. Ride bike, ride bike, ride bike…

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  18. touchdown

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  19. Damn it! I forgot the strap on!

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  20. You want a piece of this?

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  21. Give me a five!

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  22. Is this my uniform burning? Britney is right, I should quit drinking until we leave Irak.

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  23. I knew that a fart burns.
    But not so …. shit…what I’ve just done …

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  24. Stupid weather, my ballsacks are melting..

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  25. Well.. i’m finally here to save all of you

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  26. Why did I agree to this Top Gear Special? The other Stigs didn’t need to go this far…

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  27. My feethurt..
    Regarless the destruction..

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  28. Nordic Walking: ‘the specials’ edition.

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  29. And people wonder why I’m gay..

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  30. Man Im so glad im invisible! If Mother see’s me in her shoe’s its back in the cage for me!!!

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  31. I just know I forgot something! But what? Ohhhh Geeezzzz!! MY PASTIES!!!!

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  32. You’re never fully dressed without a smile!

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  33. Damn… I forgot to shave.

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  34. What are them weirdos with the camera looking at?

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  35. a hustle here
    and a bustle there
    New York City is the place
    where they say

    Hey babe
    Take a walk on the wild side
    I say hey Joe
    Take a walk on the wild side

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  36. milk was a bad choice

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  37. Uh! A penny!

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  38. Must rethink my disguise: the earthlings are taking notice

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  39. This is the last time I try out for the Detroit Lions!

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  40. Go Pittsburg!!!!

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  41. yesterday i drunk so much that my vomit sore my shit

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  42. What the fuck did i do last night

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  43. burn giant cockroach !

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  44. I’m…sooo…druuunk!

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  45. hotncold………i kiss the man

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  46. My mum shouldn’t cook beans for me.

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  47. Sigh….
    Piss doesn’t work on fires, it does a bad effect actually.

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  48. Fuck me! And I forgot my lighter *lucky*

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  49. I feel pretty…

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  50. There is no better way to fly…

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  51. *sniff sniff* I smell cookies!

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  52. Please turn your camra off…

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  53. I’m your sexy burnin’ bitch on hot heels… and I do it all but protected !

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  54. Gotta see the Doc about these dreams.

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  55. Have you seen my baseball?

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  56. I’m not stupid! i’m just prepairing myself for the third world war!

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  57. I’m not stupid! i’m just prepairing myself for the third world war!

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  58. i wonder why my wife left me..?

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  59. Oh, damn. Did I leave the iron on?

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  60. God, I Didn’t Know I Farted That Badly…I Just Hope Toto Doesn’t Mind…

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  61. Oh shit- I think i left the gas on

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  62. It’s getting hot in here, so take off all you clothes.. oh wait.. i already did

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  63. Maybe if I stand really still, nobody will notice me…

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  64. she wouldnt go out with me unless I was the last man on earth, well now is my chance

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  65. manamana tataaatadadaaaa, manamana tamtamtata!

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  66. i guess she didn’t like my outfit. was i overdressed?

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  67. As the Soldier From Key West Said “Where is My Rifle?”

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  68. Once I’m in, fraternity life is going to be so cool. These guys are going to be my closest friends.

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  69. ……fuck……its happening again……..off to my psychologist, I need answers.

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  70. Run… Save yourselves!

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  71. home sweet home

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  72. I hope those shoes don’t clash with my new helmet

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  73. I’m sure glad I remembered my Cloak of Invisibility!
    ….Oh

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  74. The imperial storm troopers were not so crazy about their new uniforms that Lord Vader had requested, however…, they knew not to screw with the force…..

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  75. *sob* “listen i know im different… stop throwing those molotov cocktails at me please!”

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  76. BBQ time

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  77. Uhhm…I should have bought them in green.

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  78. I’m too sexy for my shirt
    Too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy it hurts

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  79. These field sobriety tests are getting more and more odd…

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  80. Thank god I found this asbestos lined g-string on ebay the other day!

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  81. what the fuck am i doing in Iraq!

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  82. damn! i really should have put on my red panties!

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  83. It’s a pyromaniacal!!!

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  84. Casual Friday has gone too far.

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  85. because I wanted to. That’s why

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  86. …Marihuanna was bad yesterday…

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  87. Have you a cigarette? Oh No.. You already smoke all of it …

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  88. i once jumped off a small rock

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  89. Dude…that was one hell of a party…

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  90. I’ll give Mom a break today, and dress myself.

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  91. terrorists??? ………
    i left the coffee pot on again didn’t i……………………
    shit now were am i gonna bring chicks to fuck when my moms home

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  92. these snozberries taste like snozberries

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  93. I hope no one is gonna edit this on Photoshop …

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  94. oh cmon, again?

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  95. I’m soryy, I’m… well… late… Here is your pizza,Sir.

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  96. I’m so tired of being a cannonball,,,

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  97. Damn… I’ve got the vital meeting right now. so got to go, see ya later..

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  98. That wasn’t me!

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  99. …always look on the bright side of life…dededeedeedede

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  100. tomorrow no joint for breakfast, dude

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  101. YOU’RE ABOUT THE CLOTHES YOU DON’T WEAR

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  102. That’s one small step for a man’s attire, one giant leap for fashion!!

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  103. What are you lookin’ at?! That’s just my laundry day!

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  104. Haah.. Arnold Schwarzenegger can’t beat this, anymore!

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  105. “All the single ladies…Now put your hands up!!!”

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  106. think i forgot somethink at home..mhmhm doesnt matter today is a sunny day. Gigolo is comin’!

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  107. Could it be worser?

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  108. I’m on fire yeah

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  109. oh.. headache..what a messy party i may leave or i will have to clean :ninja:

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  110. naked is cool but all those clothes may burn if i don’t wear it

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  111. I guess I should give back Ronald’s shoes back.

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  112. Ah Tequila!

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  113. “Isn’t it my freakin meth lab burning here?
    Get the hell outa here, get the hell outa here, keep it down and nobody’ll see me…”

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  114. Postcard from Abu Ghraib:

    Wish you were here!

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  115. Do you have fire, please?

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  116. Nah, I’m hotter!

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  117. the horror….the horror

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  118. If they think i’ll do it again….

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Thursday, October 16th, 2008

The Cleverest Responses (135)

  1. You kiss real good, fat invisible lady.
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  2. I have poo in my pants…

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  3. I need a diaper change … quick

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  4. Oh great, now I’ve got the AIDS too.

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  5. Hanoi Hilton flashback….

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  6. oh-crap i think i got cancer again. hope everyone is ready for prez palin

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  7. Let me see you stripped, Obama!..
    —————————-
    btw, Mike…. http://www.per.ec – the same idea …heh!…

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  8. Gawd, BA-rack, when’s the last time you took a shower?

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  9. Ugh… Heart Attack!!!

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  10. my tongue tastes like bad shower

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  11. . . .this guy smells like curry

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  12. Let’s roleplay! You be Joe the Plumber and I’ll lick your plumber’s crack!

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  13. I’m shit in the polls but my creepiness index is through the roof!

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  14. EEERRRRGGGGG!!! What did u eat yesteday?

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  15. I must take this but home !!

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  16. Braiiins…. must find braaaains… for masteeeeer

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  17. I just touched a black man’s ass…..erghh, they wont like that at the next KKK gathering…..I’m in trouble.

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  18. Hey, give me back my credibility…. I think I see it….. Arghh, it’s all dirty now…

    [LMAO Oh man, I'm on a roll]

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  19. You put your right hand in, you put you right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about…..

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  20. Honey, wait for me, you know I cant walk that fast….

    (Obama) Man, why can’t I just put him in a home??

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  21. aawwwwwsss!!! smels like teen spirit!!!

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  22. my name is simpson – hoomer simpson.

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  23. igor needs obama’s ass for experiments

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  24. Shit!! I hawe so short tongue to lick him. I must train more

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  25. Hey Obama, you debate like this, “dur dur dur!”

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  26. Is that a Pubic Hair of Palin in my Through? Ihiieee she got a shave that Cold Alaskapussy.

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  27. Oh, I remember the good times…

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  28. Obama is the best candidate

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  29. John McCain approves this hand jive.

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  30. I have two left hands

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  31. Waaooo Mama, I wanna kiss your black ass.

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  32. You think you’ve got the All Blacks thing covered?… KA MATE, KA MATE, KA ORA, KA ORA…..

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  33. Homo….orthograde

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  34. oh YOUR ASS SMELL LIKE A YOUR WOMEN´S PUSSY

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  35. Help me! The black man took my pills from me!!!

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  36. (Maybe if I keep acting like I’m senile, I’ll get the sympathy vote.)

    Look at me I’m retaaarded!
    duuuhhhhh….

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  37. Meeestah Lova lova

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  38. McCain: “Race will never be an issue in this election, the US has come a long way in terms of racial equality. I have no doubt in my mind that the fact that Obama is… UUrrghh… NNNgghhkk… UUUURRRGGHhh
    AAAARRRUUGGHHHHHH…. gurrrrrhh… URRRGHHKYHRHRH… erm sorry… is… UUrrghh… NNNgghhkk… UUUURRRGGHhh
    AAAARRRUUGGHHHHHH…. gurrrrrhh… URRRGHHKYHRHRH…”
    Intercom Guy: (Slightly grainy radio sound)”McCain, gather yourself together… Talk some bullshit to cover your ass, youc an do that… Can’t you?”
    McCain: Woah… oh woah… Sorry guys… I have erm… umm… convulsive tongue wagging syndrome. It, is a terrible disease that plagues millions of decent Americans.”

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  39. Gotta get me some piece of that fine black ass.

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  40. Oh, how I want, but can …

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  41. At least I’ll tell my grandchilren I vomited on the President…

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  42. Bleeeh,I won’t eat those cockroaches…

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  43. hahaha
    what about whis?
    http://www.creomania.com/forum/index.php?s=029dcba3755beec19dee4b6506731c58&showtopic=35079

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  44. I switched his water for a glass of my urine… WHEN did he switch it back?

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  45. yammii!!!

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  46. I DIDN’T RISK MY DIGNITY TO HAVE A BUNCH OF RETARDS LEAVE HORRIBLY UNFUNNY CAPTIONS!!!

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  47. After ecletion ill enjoy this sweet butt

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  48. At first i was like…

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  49. Back that shit up!

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  50. c’m ere, bami! i’m gonna screw you, but GOOD!

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  51. Say Obama… What’s that smell?

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  52. A mirrooooorr….AAAHHH

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  53. aiq rica jorrrrrs

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  54. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

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  55. how would u like to suck my balls?

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  56. guys

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  57. your but looks tasty oboma i hope my nose wont turn brown

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  58. I just remembered Mr. Burns of that great television programm ‘The Simpsons’. He is my great rolemodel!
    Perhaps I should start to act like him? The good-looking is nearly the same.

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  59. “there’s shit on your pants”

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  60. “There’s shit on your pants…”

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  61. * non-verbal *

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  62. Mmmm, pomacałbym takie czarne dupsko…

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  63. behind you !

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  64. Too much booty in the pants…

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  65. yack that stuff on obama’s d**k not taste good

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  66. lol

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  67. Hi#

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  68. Ble…

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  69. umm l like bum

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  70. obamas ass is hot

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  71. WOW! BIG!

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  72. ACK – OOP!

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  73. I catch youuuu!

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  74. wow nice black ass///i liiiike it))))

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  75. Come back! Unfreeze me! I didn’t mean it. :(

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  76. woow… thiis ass… i want to liick it…:)

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  77. I guess once you go black…you can’t go back. Ugh…

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  78. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNUS

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  79. WTF???

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  80. I’m holding this ass cheek, Obama, grab the other one. Excuse me Sir, Can I lick that for you?

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  81. ufff

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  82. After Election, now…ERECTION!

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  83. Hey, why do you kissed my mum?

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  84. NIGGER

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  85. uummbbllluughh , hell no i dont want sloppy seconds with ophrah!!!!

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  86. YUUUK!! Losing always did leave a bad taste in my mouth!

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  87. he has sharp blades up his ass,my tongue hurts!!

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  88. he has sharp blades up his ass,my tongue hurts!!

    edit : forgot to add anme :D

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  89. WAZUUUUUPPP???

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  90. i want to take it!

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  91. fuck dick cunt

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  92. que culo que tiene¡¡

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  93. I can´t dance, I can´t walk….

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  94. yes i do it for my Country

    or yes i can

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  95. Look at mee, I’m a breakdancing dinosaur!!!

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  96. Bruce Willis is dead…

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  97. I aaaam aaaa zoooombiiiieeee…

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  98. Obama! c’mon man we can be friends………. get my hands on some fried chicken … yeaaaahhhh!

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  99. Oh you’re wife fucked like my mother

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  100. This is Spartaaaa!

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  101. Do the Humpty Dance……

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  102. iirghhhh, you pass gas *barf*

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  103. igrencsin yavrum!! birdaha yap göreyimm

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  104. you have got a fucking ass
    XP

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  105. Obama I can be your dog, look at me I can imitate a dog.

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  106. obama is the president?!
    ARRRGH
    my heart!!!

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  107. In times of desperation thou must eat thy enemy…

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  108. I like big asses :D

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  109. hey hussein do you want to see a joke? kah kah kkhh :)

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  110. you have some shit on your ass. Let me wipe it off for you. EEEEWWWWW does not taste like chocolate like those mushrooms said it would. MMMMMMMMM mushrooms.

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  111. F**K THE SYSTEM!

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  112. i’m BEOWULF!!

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  113. America is for white only… You can be a president in your ghetto only.

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  114. Your mother ass was big like that, this night, your turn nigger

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  115. U’ve lost ur chance with Condoleeza…

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  116. Fuu!!, what small $-(

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  117. fuck.

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  118. Must… Eat… Giant… Invisible… Burger…

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  119. COVER THAT ANKLE, I CAN SEE YOUR ANKLE.

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  120. If I looked any more stupid, and could get any more captions on my dum ass posted, I would look like the former prez. George W Bush. Oh come on Barak, give it to me bro.

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  121. 3 meters…2 meters…1 meter…

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  122. WAZAAAAA!!!!!!

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  123. That’s evolution (from human-left, to monkey-right)

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  124. God why did I drink grapefruit juice!?

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  125. Come here my chocoholic friend

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  126. If i will be asslicker, maybe i’ll win next prez elections..

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  127. i want to lick your black ass!

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  128. i want to kiss your black ass

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  129. You threw that fly on purpose!

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  130. Had you farted?

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  131. damn this dude got gas !

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  132. ouhhh, shiaat!

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  133. help! i’m choking on a pretzel

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  134. Look at me i am KISS’s vocalist

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  135. i want to grap this ass

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Saturday, October 11th, 2008

The Cleverest Responses (64)

  1. theres no food like tacos
    theres no food like tacos
    theres no food like tacos

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  2. How do I get these things off my feet?

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  3. Well… Slowly… I think there must still be some mines.

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  4. I’m going to open my eyes and I better be standing on fucking cheeseburgers.
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  5. I really don’t RELISH being made to look like a fool. If I ever KETCHUP with they guy who glued these to my feet, I’ll bite him on the BUNS.

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  6. You want fleas with that?

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  7. No dumbass, I said “Yo quiero Taco Bell”.

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  8. I dream…

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  9. Woof !!

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  10. First they neuter me then make me do those stupid commercials… when is it going to end? Kill me now….

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  11. Ohhhh mama! maybe i can reach the sexy jack russel next door now oooooh!

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  12. These look like very tasty burgers… FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

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  13. Please, Dont ask me why i hawe theese special shoes …

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  14. Hope….my bid mammy won’t it me with this cheeseburgers…
    please,God

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  15. *siiiigh*

    yes i have hamburgers for feet, and YES i’m okay with that!

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  16. I’m a hot dog on big mac’s

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  17. I can has cheesburger?

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  18. these boots are made for walking
    and that’s just what they’ll do
    one of these days these boots
    are gonna walk all over you
    la di da di….

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  19. No mr lolcat you cant has cheezeburgars

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  20. ohh this feels good can i take it in my bed??

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  21. well, and now where i can find mcnuggets for my stupid head?

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  22. Do my ankles look swollen?

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  23. Refugee from Pyongyang!
    Four Legs Good!

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  24. “Mad cow”?
    “CJD”?
    Abandoned burgers
    All you can eat!
    Stick em on yer feet!

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  25. Im hot,very hot dog…

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  26. osmosis… osmosis…

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  27. Iz in ur cheezburger

    Lurkin for lolcats

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  28. i cant believe i figured out a way for dogs to always land on there feet. The cats shall perish now.

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  29. One day i’ll be the owner of Mc Donald’s… I’ll be on top!

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  30. When this photographer is finished taking my picture I’m gonna bite him in the nuts!!

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  31. **Think outside this…..
    (grunt…grunt…(plop)**

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  32. Chi-wow-chow with cheese pleasae

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  33. BURGER BOOTS!

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  34. What was the command to make it fly again???

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  35. yummiiiiiiiii

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  36. Did somebody order a #4?

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  37. “Be strong! I don’t want to be like Homer!”

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  38. “Be strong! I don’t want to be like Homer!”

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  39. These boots keep me warm

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  40. I said that I want a McTacos!

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  41. 8 burgers ala toe jam; UP

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  42. I want Tacos. I want Tacos. I want Tacos.

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  43. let’s transform all this into a hot-dog !

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  44. You should see what they have done to the sausage dog in the photo studio beside me!

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  45. shit…why i asked “what is a chinse burger”

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  46. Ohh nooo, this can’t be kosher!!

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  47. No Momma, I still don’t think I look like a poodle.

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  48. Can i open my eyes now?

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  49. Any second now i turn into buitful princess…….

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  50. please,dont let it be a dream

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  51. Do these come in a size smaller?
    How about the number two combo with french-fry heels?

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  52. Shit!

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  53. god…that was some wild orgy

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  54. Ephiopian children must have been starved to death…

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  55. Good morning, this is “ChiBurgers”, would you like our new doggystyle breakfast?

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  56. Dog Burger’s advertisement…

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  57. Guys, did you really think, what this is help me to fly in space?

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  58. I need a double Cheesburger x)

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  59. I better be getting extra for this…

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  60. I AM ROnALD MCDONALD

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  61. This photo is by William Hundley.

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  62. Cool new shoes

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  63. Mother always said me – eat more and you’ll be bigger!

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  64. I am, the chosen one.

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Thursday, August 14th, 2008

The Cleverest Responses (82)

  1. “Nice tit.”

    “Thanks.”

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  2. lets have sex with joe

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  3. you’re not a pinata

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  4. motherfucker

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  5. Three captions ago we were in a rowboat… This is not good.

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  6. Oh yea, I just love silicone! Being a hot lezzer rocks!

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  7. …and just tits for all

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  8. You really need a shower and deodorant…

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  9. Good job!

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  10. “…oh Jesus…sweet Jesus…for the last time, please: MARCO!?!?”

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  11. You smell so hot….

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  12. I wish that I could see the stars…… I’ll just have to touch your breasts instead.

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  13. You were Wonderware !

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  14. Do you smell that ???

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  15. when did you shower? ;S

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  16. Lets have it!!!u told me lezzie sezx is fun……i cansmell ur tits!!!!

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  17. 18 years of being conjoined, and you can’t wait 5 more minutes for the anesthesiologist?

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  18. Don’t you think you are too old for Rexona Teens?

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  19. okay. last time i promise. am i the blonde one…?

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  20. I WILL KILL YOU

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  21. my right hand is on her breast and she cand’t even see it. . and there’s a white bubble pointing at me that I can’t enev see.

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  22. I bet this this picture will be posted on some website and some jerkoffs will write a bunch of lesbian sex jokes for the caption.

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  23. I can smell your pussy! – Oh you got a good nose! ;)

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  24. Nipples ahoy!

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  25. I can’t see.. Can you see?

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  26. a boy may wear girls clothes at home but not out side

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  27. This is a dumb way to keep our wigs on!

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  28. . . . what’s that I feel . . . good lord, she braided her armpit hair!”

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  29. oh god is this a great man

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  30. “I won’t tell your husband if you don’t tell my mom…”

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  31. Air?? Air? chhhaaaaiiiirrr….

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  32. I shouldn’t have loaned you my bra: you’re gonna break it!!

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  33. what the hell was this photo for?

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  34. “Wheres the cup?”

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  35. Re: Hollywood party photos on opening screen

    What a pathetic bunch of shitty looking, shitty acting phony people!

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  36. i think you’ve taken this surprise part thing a bit too far…

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  37. Hey, umm, which one of us has the speech bubble?

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  38. I´AM A CATOY

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  39. Hey baby,look i have a cloud above my head !

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  40. -uhhhh! whata ! have u ever considered taken a shower !

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  41. Is that our… please tell me that’s not our car!

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  42. U’r so beetchyyyyyyyyyy!!

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  43. are you … no, … you ARE a fake blond!

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  44. Is that CK you’re wearing?

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  45. Aquaman better have a big dick and some SCUBA gear because I can’t hold my breath much longer.

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  46. I can see your tits!!…Maybe

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  47. Talk about the blind leading the blind. I’m afraid but excited if you know what i mean, Am i bad?

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  48. Does my bum look big in this?

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  49. Maybe like this men dont look into our eyes but on our beautifful tities

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  50. no english

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  51. Side boob hour returns

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  52. I know he’s James Bond and everything, but isn’t that just like a man to hog the fucking aqualung!

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  53. …emm I think I have a boner…

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  54. Smells like teen…

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  55. I wanne be a man

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  56. “OMG it’s Harry Potter!”

    “How can you tell?”

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  57. “It smells like… was it you?”

    “And you?”

    “NO”

    “Then, why are you asking”

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  58. “i feel like helen keller… but worse off because we are going to drown”

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  59. ….Your bristles are really hurting my shoulder.

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  60. …Glup glup gluop?

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  61. I can’t see me boobies!, well let’s party.

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  62. let’s do blind sex!

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