Posts filed under "Graphics"

September 8, 2014

Poorly Drawn Comic

This scene popped into my head and I felt compelled to make a poorly drawn comic about it. Enjoy!

February 3, 2013

WWBD

This helps guide me daily.

June 30, 2010

Chef’s Technique: Proper Knife Grip

June 22, 2010

Wine Review Tag Cloud

One of the perks I get from working at the world’s largest wine website is that I get to drink […]

February 4, 2010

Cross-to-bear

This is my cross-to-bear:

October 22, 2009

Marvel Comic Book Generator

Pretty cool comic book generator from Marvel, even though it’s for kids.

October 17, 2009

Dubai in LIC

After seeing this post at kottke.org I made this quick and dirty mockup below. The takeaway: it’s a tall fucking […]

August 28, 2009

iPhone’s Artist Icon Looks Like Bono

April 14, 2009

Snooth Cycling Jersey

Check out my design for the first ever Snooth Cycling Jersey. If you work for a winery or wine merchant, […]

October 1, 2008

McCain Ad

I warned you…

Graphic Design Announcement

A graphic design announcement

September 26, 2008

Widgets don’t lie

Widgets. Telling it like it is.

June 1, 2008

Businesspeople who have pissed their pants

Has anyone else noticed the growing trend of businesspeople pissing their pants? From what I’ve heard, it’s like the new […]

December 6, 2007

BritePic Test

This picture has some new interactive advertising-related features embedded in it. Does anyone think this is the next big thing, […]

December 4, 2007

Thanks Google!

Thanks one more time Google! (For more fun “Thanks Google!” examples, search for “Thanks Google” in the search bar to […]

November 12, 2007

Guestbook

October 9, 2007

Bestiality Slogan

A proposed redneck bumper sticker…

October 2, 2007

Politicians with Dongs [NSFW]

I came across this photo gallery I made a while ago and thought it deserved some attention. Enjoy, “Politicians With […]

January 2, 2007

Gerald Ford Saddam Hussein Death Mashup

Anyone else find CNN’s coverage of Gerald Ford’s death a little insensitive? (Click to view large)

August 1, 2006

Ketel One Mel Gibson Ad Spoof

July 5, 2006

Terrorism Mystery

A re-post from last year:

May 11, 2006

Before, During, After

What could this be an ad for?

May 7, 2006

Classyshit.com

I have the domain. Now what do I do with it? Suggestions are welcome.

May 5, 2006

Treblenka Film Festival

March 21, 2006

Mace Ad

Dan Smith Poster

March 12, 2006

Travel Sign GIF

March 10, 2006

Chimay: She Will

All credit goes to Jordan for this gem:

March 7, 2006

Gabe Silva Art Gallery Showing

So the gallery opening went well last night. Comments on my photographic retrospective of Gabe Silva entitled “Cry Me A […]

March 1, 2006

George W. Bush Blowing a Smoke Ring

Mr. President!

February 20, 2006

NYC Zombie Awareness Signs

Anyone else a little concerned about these?

January 6, 2006

Gabe Silva’s Lightning Testicles

December 21, 2005

The MTA

September 23, 2005

American Gothic

August 11, 2005

Who Doesn’t Belong?

July 6, 2005

On NYC’s Failed 2012 Olympic Bid

May 26, 2005

Thomas Vadge on the Declaration of Independence

I KNEW he was involved in this…

April 4, 2005

Little Red Arrow

With all the high-brow humor on this site, I thought I’d include something slightly more accessible for you people who […]

March 16, 2005

Thomas Vadge Ad, Part 2

Update!

March 10, 2005

Thomas Vadge Ad, Part 1

This guy asked me to make him a full-page ad for the New York Times. He offered to pay me […]

March 4, 2005

Cropping a NYC Subway Map

Next time you’re looking at an NYC subway map, look really (I mean really) closely at the City Hall stop […]

January 2, 2005

BREAKING – David Cross Repeats His Smile in Fan Photos

First, I let Todd Barry have it. Now Crossy: it’s YOUR turn!!!!! Compare these two “fan photos” of David Cross. […]

December 29, 2004

The Google Doodle After the Tsunami

Been to Google lately? Very insensitive…

Original iPod Ad

November 22, 2004

AMNY

I noticed something very strange on my morning commute the other day. On page 15 of AMNewYork (a second-tier morning […]

Handwriting

Here’s a little something I made a few months back. One day at work I saw a piece of paper […]

November 13, 2003

Actual Items – Conan O’Brian Ripoff

November 12, 2003

Dating Application