New York City Cop’s ATM Receipt

A New York City cop left his receipt at an ATM in front of me today. I couldn’t help my curiosity. Guess his available balance in the comments section…

A) $64.09

B) $250.13

C) $1361.66

D) $3,096.03

E) $9,835.67

Comments (7)

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    $250.13 and twelve negro carcasses

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    A) $64.09

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    I’m gonna have to agree with Senor Silva and pick the dead bodies…er, choice B) $250.13

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    Unless he’s stupid he doesn’t keep his ill-gotten gains in the bank, I’ll guess C $1361.66

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    Indeed it was C! Now everyone can finally relax.

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    Of course it’s E) $9,835.67.
    A)why bother?
    B)who cares?
    C)airhead
    D)stupid
    E)major bonehead

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    E! E! I am an E!!

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