Here is is folks - the results of the first T-Shirt contest! Check out the shirt in all its glory on the right, underneath the new "THECLEVEREST BUYS" section. To read the winning captions you'll have to zoom in on the shirt on the Cafe Press website. It's not the most intuitive site but then again, neither is your mother Trebek.

Captions for the T-Shirt contests are coming along nicely. Thanks everyone for all the comments! Before I find the time to compile them I figured I'd toss in one more. Enjoy.

Here's another photo for the T-Shirt contest. Specifics about the contest are still being...um...ironed out. Submit more captions for this gem below.

T-Shirt Contest! We're making our own t-shirts and the best five captions for this photo below will be featured. Enter as many times as you'd like. (That is, in fact, what she said.)